"RIGHT NOW, TERRORISTS ARE PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER HAVE BEEN TARGETED, AND PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH, MAY BE INVOLVED IN BOTH, I'M FEDERAL AGENT JACK BAUER, AND TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE."

The following takes place between 7 PM and 8 PM, on the day of the California Presidential Primary.

Jack: Wow, the sun set awfully quick.

Mason: Yeah, I'm going to go back to CTU and leave you alone in this mysterious field so everyone will think I'm the mole.

Jack: Hey, there's a stairway, oops, I got tranquilized.

Tony: Well, we're just going to drive a little bit and not be associated with tonight's episode.

Teri: OK.

Rick: Tell them everything.

Kim: But you'll be in trouble.

Rick: I'll have to take that risk.

Kim: What, we've been following you for the last nineteen hours and you being a little pansy-boy thinking he was going to do something heroic and this is all you do?

Jack: Hey it's Lou Diamond Phillips! Good to see you again.

DeSalvo: What're you doing here.

Jack: Someone's planning a jailbreak. Let's put on shields and armor and get this prisoner in.

Andre: Hey, I'm actually doing something other than sitting in a limo talking on a cell phone! Darn, the power didn't go off, let's blow up the generator.

Jack: I wanna see who it is.

DeSalvo: No.

Jack: Please.

DeSalvo: No.

Jack sneaks around. Sees a monitor.

Jack: Hey, that's Victor Drazen (does a double take) WHAT? Didn't I kill that guy? Let me speak to him.

DeSalvo: No.

Jack: Please.

DeSalvo: Alright.

Sherry: You just threw away your campaign.

Palmer: Well, I wanted to do what's right, unlike some people.

Mike: Hey, the polls have you through the roof.

Jack: Why are you still alive? Why? Call it off.

Victor: Hi, everybody, I'm actor Dennis Hopper, I mean, Mie zonz are solgers.

Jack: Let's get him out the back door.

DeSalvo: Oops, the power went out.

Jack: aren't you guys supposed to be a high tech security system?

Victor: They're heeere.

Jack: Stop quoting Poltergeist.

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