"RIGHT NOW, TERRORISTS ARE PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER HAVE BEEN TARGETED, AND PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH, MAY BE INVOLVED IN BOTH, I'M FEDERAL AGENT JACK BAUER, AND TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE."

The following takes place between 8 PM and 9 PM on the day of the California Presidential Primary.

Mike: Hey we won!

Palmer: Let's get the band to play Celebration for fifteen minutes!

Mason: Hey Jack.

Jack: Mason, it's the funniest thing, you know that whole killing Victor Drazen thing. He survived.

Victor: Hello Mazon.

Andre: Here we are, give us my father and we'll give you this guy.

Jack: OK. (Andre kills DeSalvo.) Why do I have a feeling this isn't going to be good?

Kim: I'm sorry about Rick.

Melanie: Will you stop talking to me?

Kim: You got a problem, well BRING IT ON!

Sherry: Now you're going to seduce my husband so I can control him.

Patty: You're evil.

Sherry: Don't push me. (eyes turn red, fangs come out)

Lucy: I don't want that joint. (flicks it at Mel)

Officer: Is that yours?

Melanie: No.

Lucy: She's a liar.

Kim: No, you're a liar.

Lucy attacks. Lucy is taken outside.

Klugman: Alright, Mel told us the story, you're free to go, even though you were technically involved.

Tony: Teri, we're going to move you here where you'll be safe. Now since you're in a government facility, you can roam freely and question our procedures.

Jack: Why are you keeping me alive?

Victor: I don't know. (aims gun)

Jack: we have your son.

Victor: Let's use him as a (turns to audience) EVERYBODY! Bargaining cheeeeeeeeeeep.

Klugman: I talked to your mom, she says everything is fine.

Kim: Great, I'm going to CTU to be safe.

Serbian terrorists: No, we're kimnapping you again.

Michael Corleone: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

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