"RIGHT NOW, TERRORISTS ARE PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE A
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER HAVE BEEN TARGETED, AND PEOPLE
THAT I WORK WITH, MAY BE INVOLVED IN BOTH, I'M FEDERAL AGENT JACK BAUER, AND
TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE."
The following takes place between
Victor: I vill trade Jack for Alexis.
Mason: Can I Chapelle? Please? Pretty please? I
promise not to steal any more money from drug dealers.
Chapelle: No, I'd rather let him go secretly.
Mason: But he could he tell the world that he's
alive once he escapes, and that would be really bad. And don't, like, 14
characters know by now?
Chapelle: Quiet, you. It's "24", not
"22". Duh.
Mason: I see.
Drazens: A Slavic restaurant! No one will find us
here!
Nina: Help Jack, and ignore any strange telephone
sounds.
Palmer: What?
Nina: Nothing.
Palmer: Help Jack, and I'll give you a big
promotion when I'm elected.
Mason: Why would I want a new position?
Palmer: Well, for starters, CTU isn't a real
organization.
Mason: I see.
Tony: I can't tell Teri that Kim was kidnapped,
it would break her little heart. I mean, I don't want to hurt her. Heck, I
didn't even want to be a federal agent. What I really wanted to be was... A
lumberjack!
Nina: Hey, the Python references are TickTock's trademark.
Tony: Sorry.
Jack: Hah! I'm holding a young lady hostage! You
can't touch me!
Victor: Quiet, you. (shoots Mila)
Jack: I see.
Mason: Getting evil terrorist out of hospital...
Nikola: You killed my daughter. You're going to
pay!
Victor: Quiet, you. (shoots Nikola)
Nikola: I see. (dies)
Nina: Okay, Teri, we're going to release a
dangerous terrorist to save Jack.
Teri: Yay! Can I talk to Kim?
Nina: Quiet, you
Teri: I see.
Nina: I feel like I'm not doing my job. (GIANT
SIGN reading "CLUE! CLUE! CLUE!" emerges from ceiling)
Jack: How is killing various people helping you?
Drazens: Quiet, you.
Jack: I see.
Monica Lew- I mean, Patty: I'm flirting with you.
(looks at Sherri)
Palmer: I see.
Andre: When we get Alexis, you'll be freed. We have
snipers.
Jack: Why don't just have some guy with a gun
stand next to me?
Andre: Quiet, you.
Jack I see.
Patty: I feel guilty seducing Palmer.
Sherry: It's for his own good.
Patty: But I don't want-
Sherry: Ni! Ni!
Patty: Stop, please! I'll do whatever you want!
And stop stealing TickTock's idea.
Dwasa: Sorry.
Sherry: Quiet, you.
Dwasa: I see.
Mason: Here's Alexis.
Drazens: Yay!
Mason: (
Drazens: Quiet, you.
Mason: I see.
Andre: If you want to see your daughter again,
you will bring this phone to Palmer.
Jack: Why can't you just call him at his hotel?
They can't trace cell phones that quickly, as I learned at
Andre: Quiet, you.
Jack: I see.
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