The following takes place between
Palmer: We can't start mass hysteria.
Mass Hysteria Counter Clicks 1.
Kim: Let's make a run for it.
CP: No you don't. (cars
runs off) Hi LoJack? It's
the Pervinator.
Jack: Isn't it amazing how I killed a guy, hacked
his head off, cleaned up, shaved, got dressed and headed in a hellicopter in less than 10 minutes?
Michelle: Yes and I'll be back at work in 90
seconds.
Palmer: Hey Lynne, have we prevented Mass
hysteria yet?
Mass Hysteria Counter Clicks 2.
Lynne: No, that nosy reporter may know too much.
Palmer: This sea...year's
Maureen, man, at least Maureen was nice to look at.
Reporter #1: Why did your fishing trip get cut
short?
Palmer: Oh nothing big, nothing to start mass
hysteria over.
Mass Hysteria Counter Clicks 3.
Jack enters a building 'LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN
AUTO: NO TERRORISTS INVOLVED IN 2ND WAVE HERE'
Jack: Eddie, Jack's back.
Eddie: You put him in jail.
Jack: I thought he'd like Goren's
severed head.
Plop
Eddie: Ew!
Blood. OK, you're good Jack, meet Dave, the twitchy
nervous guy we hired to put together the explosives.
Dave: Let's check his background.
Paula: Mrs. Anthony Almeida. Mrs. Antonio
Almeida.
Tony: Paula, we need to get his files up.
Paula does it, file comes up.
Eddie: Told you he's clean.
Dave: Why does he have his CTU badge on?
Eddie: Shut up.
Kim: OK, we'll get to the hospital soon. Let's go
down an alley. Alleys are always good eh? (CP shows up) S---.
CP: I just wanna see my
daughter.
Kim: Should I go over to the construction crew
and get help or panic? (CP grabs her) Panic. (kicks CP in an uncomfortable place, Elishaians
cheer) RUNAWAY! RUNAWAY!
Jack: This is the longest engine check of my
life.
Dave: He's freaking me out.
Jack: Dave, I've seen lots of terrorists and you
suck at being one, now let me snap your ankle like it ain't
no thang. (SNAP) Ew! Protruding bone!
Mason sits at his (Jack's) desk, he is reading a
memo, which is a jpeg picture of a mushroom cloud, the word 'Ka-Boom' typed on
it and an arrow pointing to the center of the cloud, labeled 'Mason.'
Tony: Where are you going?
Mason: You'll find out next week, I mean in an
hour.
Tony: Buck buck b-kaw! (Flaps arms, starts lunging
his neck like a chicken.)
Mason leaves.
Tony: Wait a minute, with Mason gone, I'M IN
CHARGE! WOOHOO!
Mason: (re-entering) Guy Behind
Tony, you're in charge.
Investigator: Kate, where has Reza been lately?
Kate: Let's see,
Reza: Hey Kate, whatcha
doin'?
Kate: Acting suspicious of you when most likely
you're no threat to me.
Kim: OK, Megan, I want you to stay put, do not
move, don't budge, don't even stand up. I'm going to call 911.
CP: Hey Kim, I'm not a bad guy, I just want to
talk to my daughter and apologize (long, long pause) So,
do you wanna make out or something?
Kim: (kicks him in an uncomfortable spot again) You wanna make it 3 b----?!?!? (kicks CP's @$$ all over the place,
Elishaians cheer.)
Nosy Reporter: I'm going ahead with the story.
Palmer: No you're not. You'll start mass
hysteria.
Mass Hysteria Counter Clicks 4.
NR: What are you going to do?
Palmer: Make people think I'm sending you off to
be killed when really I'm throwing you in a cell. Mass hysteria must be
contained.
Mass Hysteria Counter Clicks 5.
Kim: I hope I made the right choice of leaving a
kid with head injuries alone with her abusive perverted father trying to get
us. (throws boxes over, no one is there) Shoot, which
guy is going to help me out with this?
Elishaian #1-10,000: I will!
Jack: What are we doing?
Eddie: We're going to blow up UPS.
Un-named Thug #1: Um, you read it wrong.
Eddie: Oh, we're blowing up CTU.
Jack: Couldn't we just cut through the middle man
and kill Mason instead?
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