The following takes place between
Michelle: Oh no (kneels over dead body) my Tony,
I never got to tell him my undying...
Tony: Let's get this guy some air. Michelle, what
were you going to say?
Michelle: Nothing, oh no, Paula's trapped.
Paula: I knew people didn't like me, but this is
a little over the top.
Kim: Megan, things are going to be OK.
Megan has a seizure.
Kim: Oh s---.
Mason: What can I expect?
HD: Well, aside from your skin melting off, your
intestines exploding, your brain leaking out your ears, your eyeballs.
Mason: OK I get it, I'm in bad shape.
Palmer: Well, there's nothing we can do now, 19
extras, I mean agents are dead.
BODY COUNT CLICKER starts spinning 19 times.
Palmer: Well, it's good we didn't recieve the call 50 minutes ago but the message never got
to me because one aide was scared of another aide, right Lynne?
Eddie: We did it and we're going to get away with
it.
Jack: No you're not,
this is Jack BAUER you're speaking with.
Chris: FTS, let's shoot him.
Jack: Cowboy, do you think that you're actually
going to kill me with your gun? How man gun fights was I involved in last year?
Only the next to last one involved me getting any kind of real bodily harm,
here, let me shoot you guys with my eyes closed.
(Shoots, kills Cowboy Chris,
Scott and Eddie.)
Jack: I better go to Resolved Plot Holes Auto
Glass Shop. (Calls CTU) Hey
Michelle: We didn't know.
Jack: That's total crap,
anyway, I'm going to Joe Wald's house. How's Kim.
Michelle: Dunno. Was
she supposed to be here?
Jack: Yes, go find her!
Nurse: I'm sorry, but based the X-rays, we need to bring the police in.
Kim: Haven't you seen the first 3 episodes?
Nurse: Sorry, I watch Smallville.
Kim: (Screams) NOOOO!
Eric: Can we discuss our evacuation of LA plan?
Palmer: What, the paper with 'Panic' written in
large red letters?
Kate: Reza may be a terrorist.
Bob: No he isn't, I had "my people"
checked him out and he isn't a terrorist. So why don't you join him for an
awkward drive?
Reza: Hey Kate, what's the matter, we're driving
in a neighborhood in the middle of the day, why are you so nervous?
Kate: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Reza: I just wanted to show you the house. (Kate
sighs a little bit. Reza mutters) Crazy b----.
Jack: Hey Joe (laughs, bites lip) yeah, the other
guys are dead.
Joe: What happened?
Jack: (pulls gun) I shot them.
Joe: Oh s---. Sic 'em
Fluffy.
(Jacks shoots Fluffy)
Forum member: OMG he shot the dog!
Jack: Dog or LA? You choose.
Kim: Stand up to Captain Pervert.
Carla: No, besides, he was telling me about you
and me and him.
Kim: Knock it off Megan needs you.
Carla: OK I'm going. (opens
door, CP stands there.) Oh this isn't going to be good.
Palmer: I heard you got the call.
Lynne: Eric's being mean. I want out.
Palmer: No, let's throw Rayburn into that sound
proof booth. (Eric enters)
Eric: You wanted to see me.
Palmer: Get the f--- outta
dodge.
Eric exits
Tony: Good, Paula's going to get her surgery.
Mason: No she's not, she has a code. We need to
keep her here.
Tony: (saddened) I hired her, and she might die.
Michelle: Don't worry, you did everything you
could.
("Let's Get it
On" starts playing, both look at a medical worker with a boombox playing it.)
Worker: Sorry, carry on.
Jack: Joe let me in.
Joe is silent.
Jack: Please, with sugar on top? I'll be your
friend.
Door opens.
Joe: Here are the pictures of the woman who
helped us get into CTU.
Jack: Heidi Klum?
Joe: Oh wait, wrong folder. (takes
Jack's folder labeled "
Bang! Splatter.
Jack: NO! Actually I got what I wanted. Let's see
these pics. Building, building, building, guys, guys,
Nina, building, building, wait a minute. NINA! Oh s---.
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