The following takes place between 12 PM and 12:01 PM, on a day not important enough to deserve a title.

Mason: Let's get Paula up.

Tony: Mase, I'm heading out.

Mason: Where?

Tony: To tie in an isolated story line to this one.

Jack: Mason, Nina squealed to Wald. Bring her in.

Mason: I don't want you around Nina. It'll be a disaster. Get out of LA.

Jack: Come on, it wouldn't be a good drama if we didn't meet. You think this is 5? No, it's 24!

Captain Pervert: Hey Kim, a little cold in the hospital? (Kim looks confused) Anyway, go away or the police will get you.

Forum member #1: Hey what happened to the Middle eastern guys? They're supposed to have a scene now?

FM #2: Quiet you.

Palmer: Hey, a new creepy guy who'll possibly betray my trust.

Mason: Paula, the code.

Paula: (Mutters something) Dan, I'm coming. (dies. Crew works for 2 seconds, stops.)

Mason: Wow, you're a s----y rescue worker. What, wanna get out and go to McDonalds while the 90 second drive thru is still up?

Tony: So this is what outside looks like. Mr.Warner, we need to speak with Reza.

Ambassador: Share intel with us.

David: I don't know.

Jack: There's a bomb, don't tell anybody.

Kim: Hey Miguel, get this!

Mason: Nina, we need info.

Nina: I want a pardon first.

Mason: Palmer, we need to give Nina a pardon.

Palmer: Jack, we have to grant Nina "political asylum."

Jack: What does that mean?

Palmer: We pardon her and then send Tony Soprano to take care of her.

Tony: Reza, could you explain this picture taken of you and Osama at last year's Ramadan party?

Reza: I don't know. I'm most likely a pawn and not dirty at all.

Kim: Hi Miguel.

Miguel: Hi honey.

Elishaian #1-1000: F--- YOU MIGUEL!

Kim: Come over here.

Miguel: I can't.

Kim: I'll do some jumping jacks and run on a tred mill for you.

Miguel arrives in a cab 2 seconds later.

Mason takes his pills, Jack finds the medication.

Marie: Where's Reza?

Kate: Being interrogated for possible terrorist connections. I found out when I hired a PI.

Marie: YOU WHAT? GET OUT OF HERE! I HATE YOU! (storms out)

Kate: (to Bob) Now who's the psycho b----?

Kim: A bomb's going to go off today.

Anti-Kimists: SHUT UP KIM!

Jack: I guess I'm not the only one who shouldn't be here.

Dante Hicks: Finally. I'm not even supposed to be here today either.

Mason: OK, I'm sick, and I'm going to die.

Jack: Good another thing I'll use against you to gain access to stuff later.

Palmer: OK, we gave them intel.

Roger: And they just dyed. See the plane got blow'd up real good like.

Guy Behind Tony: Not only did I live, but I actually get some lines! YAY! I'm a tribute to extras all over the world. Anyway, the sets are ready.

Jack stares at screen with Nina.

Forum members #2-10: Hey! I thought we were going to see the interrogation this week.

24 Writers: Wait until next week.

Ticktock24: It should be good.

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