The following takes place between 1:00 PM and 1:01 PM on a day not important enough to deserve a title.

Nina: Looks like these guys did a good job here. They got their money’s worth. Wonder how Joe and Eddie are doing now?

Palmer (to the press): We can’t give any information yet. But don’t worry. This is nothing to start mass hysteria over.

“Don’t worry” counter clicks 1.

Sherry: Hi, David.

Palmer: How the hell did you get here?

Sherry: Did you call for an evacuation of military personnel from LA?

Palmer: No I didn’t. Don’t worry. But don’t tell anyone, it’ll start mass hysteria.

“Don’t worry” counter clicks 2.

Tony: Stop lying to me.

Reza: Racial profiling is wrong. And you’re doing it wrong. Now let me go, I gotta get married. I’m innocent.

Lie counter clicks 1.

Tony: Even if you’re Protestant, I’m sure you could survive stepping into a mosque to get recruited. Now tell me everything. And no liar, I mean lawyer.

Palmer: I’m gonna waste some time now and not ask Roger if he ordered the evacuation, Lynne. Let’s try and find out who brought down the chopper.

Mason: OK, here’s the pardon and signature. Don’t kill her.

Jack: Don’t worry about a thing. I obey protocol 100% of the time.

Lie counter clicks 2.

Nina: It’s in my interests to produce results. If you lay a hand on me, you’re out. Now you’re gonna obey me because I have the power.

Lie counter clicks 3.

Jack: You b*tch. [Runs her into wall]

Mason: Get out, Jack.

Jack: Let me back in….and turn up the temperature.

Mason: OK. I guess I’ll work on the three-strikes rule. Whether or not the heat/AC still works, I’m not perfectly sure.

Marie: Kate, you planned this all along. You have excuses, but I never needed you to take care of me.

Lie counter clicks 4, 5.

Kate: Stop yelling at me. I did what I had to do.

Kim: Where is Megan?

Miguel: What if she doesn’t wanna come with us?

Kim: I’ll just tap her head and she’ll have another seizure and I can carry her.

Doctor: The pressure on the brain is the result of a concussion. And we can’t give you Megan until we find out the truth. And stop using your cell phone.

Gary: Chelsea, cancel my meeting and get me two tickets to Mexico City. Yes, two.

Jack: I’m back. Who’s the contact in Visalia?

Nina: Not gonna tell you. You’ll kill me. [Jack fires two shots near her head] I’ll lead you there. You need me.

Jack: OK…..smile for the camera.

Lynne: Sherry was right. Roger ordered the evacuation.

Palmer: Countermand the evacuation. Roger, please come to my office.

Roger: I did what Rayburn told me to do since he’s so trustworthy.

Lie counter clicks 6.

Gary: I’m sorry you got hurt, pal.

Lie counter clicks 7.

Megan: Why do you call me “pal”?

Gary: Never mind that. Just play dead and let me take you out of here.

Nurse: Mr. Matheson, there’s a call for you.

Miguel: Yes, sir. We need your billing information again. Some thief came around and stole our computer with the information.

Kim: I love you, Megan. Trust me. I will keep you out of trouble.

Lie counter clicks 8.

Gary: Where the hell is my daughter?!

Nurse: Radiology probably. Don’t worry. This is probably the obligatory uneventful 1-2pm hospital episode. So everything’s fine.

“Don’t worry” counter clicks 3. Lie counter clicks 9.

Mason: I’m sending Miller with you to make sure you do your job.

Jack: Thanks, but I don’t drink on the job. I’ll just take some bottled water. That should get me through. [Mason starts hacking something up] Be with your family.

Palmer: Where’d you get that information?

Sherry: Why? Just tell me the situation. I have always worked in your best interests and I still love you.

Lie counter clicks 10, 11.

Palmer: NSA says terrorists are planning a nuclear strike in LA for today. Tell me where you got the information.

Sherry: A high level DOD staffer.

Palmer: Hmm, now who could that possibly be? I have no idea.

Lie counter clicks 12.

Sherry: I can keep helping you.

Palmer: OK, I trust you.

Lie counter clicks 13.

[Doorbell plays NBC music (even though middle not is an octave lower than it is usually heard), Rupert Murdoch has heart attack]

Kate: Reza’s parents are here.

Bob: Hold on, I’m on the phone with my mom.

Lie counter clicks 14.

Kate: Men from CTA are here interrogating Reza. But don’t worry, everything will be fine.

Lie counter clicks 15, 16. “Don’t worry” counter clicks 4.

Hassan: Your country is so bigoted. Talk about tolerance, but you hate Middle Easterners. All Middle Easterners are peaceful.

Lie counter clicks 17.

Miguel: Time for me to do what I do best. Gonna lift a monitor. I’ll go that way, you go this way.

Kim: OK. Megan, you ready to run, even though I have no clue to where yet?

Guard: Male Hispanic, early 20s stole a monitor.

Dispatcher: You sure he’s Hispanic?

Guard: Well, his name’s Miguel.

Dispatcher: I see.

Gary: [looks and sees Kim and Megan]. Dammit.

Nina: Hey, Ed.

Miller: Shut up. Jack, pass me a bottle of water.

Jack: OK.

Nina: What are you gonna do if Jack tries to kill me?

Miller: Shut up, Nina.

Nina: Can’t. Gotta play the game still. Gotta convince Jack not to kill me.

Jack: Well then, keep trying. Kim’s not a good enough reason to not kill you.

Tony: Tell me who transferred the money.

Reza: I don’t know.

Lie counter clicks 18.

Tony: Haha, ooh yeah. I get to use the trick I used with Jamey. Your parents. They’re gonna see how good a boy you turned out to be.

Reza: OK, I confirmed the transfers, but I didn’t make them.

Tony: OK, I believe you and I’m gonna let you go.

Megan: Ahhhh, it’s him.

Gary: You’re going to prison, Kim. This was all an accident.

Lie counter clicks 19.

Kim: Like Carla’s bruises? [Gary attacks Kim, Miguel kicks him against tree]
Miguel, get Gary’s keys. Very convenient the car is right here. Of course, let’s not pay attention the fact that the car has a Lojack probably.

Marie: Yea! You’re cleared. I knew you were squeaky-clean.

Tony: Come with me, Bobby.

Kate: Reza, what did you tell him?

Reza: The truth.

Kate: I see.

Miller: Team’s assembled in Visalia. Everything’s ready to go.

Jack: Good. Now that I know that, you can go to sleep. [Miller collapses] Now who’s playin’ the game, b*tch?

Nina: Well, glad to see you don't need my assistance in putting agents to sleep. And just like early last year in Santa Barbara, I'm sure keeping you awake.

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