The following takes place between
Jack: Hey guys, the set up went well, Nina's
scared stiff.
Nina: Hey wait a (she's silenced by Jack pushing
her into the plane)
Kate and Marie: (sounds of squeaking gerbils,
mostly "How Could you" arguments)
Mike: Hey Sherry, how have you been.
Sherry: Learning from my mistakes.
Audience: CoughBulls---cough.
Palmer: There's someone dirty in my camp, Mike,
check out Roger.
Mike: He couldn't be evil, just because he looks
like Palpatine from Star Wars doesn't mean anything.
Jack: Nina, get dressed. HERE! (Pulls out a boombox, plays "I Shot the Sheriff.") Nice scars.
Mason: So that's what skin looks like when it
melts off. Anyway (on phone) John, come over.
John: No, I have problems with our fractured
relationship.
Mason: Stop acting like Rick and come over here.
Nina: They'll kill me if they find out I'm
working with you.
Jack: And the bad part is...
Mike: Hey Roger, boy that David Palmer is an a--hole. Do any conspiring against him lately?
Palmer slaps forehead.
Tony: Reza and Bob, ROAD TRIP!
Marie: I wanna come.
(Tony shakes his head 'no') Well I'll follow.
Kate: I'll just dig up some dirt on dad. Hey is
Ralph there?
Ralph's boss: Most likely he had to disappear.
Sherry: I'm here to intimidate you.
Lynne: Oh yeah BRING IT ON!
Kim: Hey that was my line!
Palmer: Sherry, you're busted.
Nina: Hey a gift card. Christmas is coming. OK,
hey Mamud, how's it (knocks him out.)
Jack: Let's go in. The shoppers can't be
terrorists with guns. (shoppers take out guns) Oh
s---.
Nina: Stupid lock, I better shoot it.
Jack: Put the gun down (holds it to her head.)
Audience: Kill the b----!
Jack cuffs her.
Audience: Dammit, we
have to wait!
John: Dude, you arrested me.
Mason: I'm dying.
John and Mason cry.
Audience: I can't believe I feel for a guy I
thought was such an a$$ in season 1.
Kim: We're just about to leave the city so we'll
be safe.
'Statements which we know won't happen' counter
clicks 210.
Police alarm goes off.
Police officer: You were speeding.
Miguel: OK, just ignore the red brake fluid and
the rancid smell. It's been leaking.
Trunks popped, Carla's dead body appears.
Kim: Megan, mommie's
sleeping like the people at CTU; she spilled ketchup all over herself too.
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