| Why is a train nicer than a teacher? BECAUSE YOUR TEACHER SAYS SPIT OUT YOUR GUM BUT THE TRAIN SAYS CHOO CHOO! |
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| What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A SAND-WITCH |
| What kind of teachers do you find at the North Pole? COLD ONES |
| What did the spider make inside the computer? A WEB PAGE |
What is the study of back-to-school shopping called? BUY-OLOGY |
| Who is Dracula's favorite ballplayer? THE BAT BOY |
| What do you get if you off all the legs on a lamb? A CLOUD |
| What has four wheels and flies? A GARBAGE TRUCK |
| What is brown and sticky? A STICK |
| What is a boomerang that won’t come back? A STICK |
| Emmie: Mom, I'm not going back to school this year. Mom: Why not? Emmie: Because last year the teacher said seven plus three made ten. Then he said five plus five made ten. Then he said eight plus two made ten. Mom: So? Emmie: So, I'm not going back till he makes up his mind! |
| Shopper: How much are these tomatoes? Grocer: Forty cents a pound! Shopper: Did you raise them yourself? Grocer: Yes ma'am, I did! They were only thirty-five cents yesterday! |
| Diner: Have you any wild duck? Waiter: No sir, but we can take a tamed one and make him real mad at you! |
| What goes "Ha, Ha, Ha, Plop!" A MONSTER LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF.. |
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