Can I get an email address? AMEN!:

Where's YOUR shamelessly self-promoting home page?:

What do you call said shamelessly self-promoting home page?:

How did you stumble upon The U2 Zoo?:
From Geocities/Yahoo Search Engine Link from another U2 site God told me your URL. Satan made me do it. I like to do dirty things with animals and thought the Zoo would be a good place to look. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Huh? Bono made me do it. I'm currently stalking you, and just wanted to say hi! Matt tied me up and threatened me.

Where the hell are you from?:

Okey dokey, here's your chance to give me some comments: