From The Deamon of Screamin'

"You have no idea how much it costs to look this cheap."
"If it shakes you in the right places, it's Gods gift."
"If you cross a river enough and get soaking wet enough times, pretty soon you learn how to step on the rocks. And somtimes there's someone folowin' ya and ya gotta loosin' the stones."
"The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those that got there first."
"Yes i ran naked across Central Ave. when i was 13 years old...it was like my bar mitzvah!"
"Thanks for the ride hope you enjoyed it too, and remember the light at the end of the tunnel could be...you!"
"Just saying no to drugs is like just saying cheer up to a manic depressant"
"I live for CAN-ing other people's can'ts."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!"
"Sh*t fire and save matches, f*ck an duck and see what hatches"
"It's not the COUGH that carries you OFF. . . . It's the COFFIN they carry you OFF IN."
"Moist. That's a GOOD word. I like that word"
"F-C-K. The only thing its missing is U"
"If you don't got what Joplin had, then the only roots ya got are in your hair"
"I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.'"
"It's like sitting on the back of an elephant with an iron trying to get out the wrinkles."
(On girls) "We can look, but we'd better not touch."
"But, you know, if Joe Perry can get straight, then, REALLY, anybody can."
"If you have a candle, the light won't glow any dimmer if I light yours off of mine."
"I love every bone in a woman's body, especially mine."
"To be creative you gotta be a child. You gotta be true to the crib."
"Mary had a little sheep, With the sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, And Mary had a little lamb."
"Confuscious says that crowded elevators smell differently to midgets!!"
"When I let the kid out, he stays out. That's why I'm in rock n' roll."
"We haven't quite been able to put together the deal for the shuttle -- we want to be the lounge act. Be the first band to play weightless!"
"My get up and go has not got up and went."
"What makes me feel good is that after all these years, the ideas that Joe Perry came up with worked and all the kids loved it."
"I'm looking to be the lounge act on the space shuttle so I can sing "Walk this Way" on the ceiling."
"It's as clear as the balls on a tall dog."
"The experience of being a teenager is like taking a test before you've been given the lessons. And being middle-aged is cool because you've already seen the answers. And being old is like watchin' reruns on TV - it's frustrating because you can't change the channel anymore."
"we would like to help you out, which way did you come in..?"
"Everything I've ever loved was immoral, illegal, or grew hair on your palms."

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From Joe Perry:

"Our story was basically that we had it all, and we pissed it all away."
"don't tell me what to do. I'm having fun."
"Music is music you don't have to put a label on it"
"We have sex 2,3 times a day. In fact, we are late right now"
"I don't need to speak...I play the guitar"
"don't get mad...get stupid."
"You know, I definitely enjoy it, to be this close to that kind of insanity every day."
"The '70's came and went already"
"We like each other just enough"
"I never envisioned what I was doing as part of a career."
"I think I had my drink for next years Christmas about seven years ago!"('89)
"I like the way this record sounds, it sounds loud"

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From Joey Kramer:

"If we've handled everything up until now, we can do anything."
"We never wanted to be a bar band. We were always a concert band."
"years ago when we started this band i didn't even know how to spell drummer, and now i are one!"

From Tom Hamilton:

"Steven's got a lot more time to be obsessed with sex now that he's not f**ked up"
"I think I deserve to ask MTV a question. Do I have any roast Beef in my teeth?, I just ate."
"Steven and Joe had an argument the first night about Joe playing too loud, and so began an Aerosmith tradition."
"people are always asking me for a pick, but i have to tell them i don't play with picks, i play with my fingers. So i had these rubber fingers made up that say 'Tom Hamilton gave me the finger'!"

From Brad Whitford:

"It's to easy to do something different, the challenge is to stay in your own space, and keep it good. That's the hard part"
"Things were getting more like Sid and Nancy than Spinal Tap. It wasn't funny anymore."

Some Lyrics That Stand Out

"heads i win tails you loose."- Draw The Line
"My get up and go has got up and went." -Sweet Emotion
"can't be in love when ya live alone, push comes to shove when ya b*tch and moan."-Push Comes To Shove
"You got the right key baby, but the wrong keyhole."-Intro
"don't give me no lip I've got enough of my own."-Falling in Love Is Hard On The Knees
"The reason a dog has so many friends is he wags his tail instead of his tongue."-The Reason A Dog
"you kiss on the devil and piss of the saint." What Kind Of Love Are You On
"I'm your man, child. Lord of the thighs." -Lord of the Thighs

MUCH More to come soon!