The Holistanian socialite Mrs. Avaricious Sarah hubby pen is busy filling in extramarital gratification annals.
Holistan president Mr. Butcher blamed foreign workers for the collapse of a wedding hall, keeping on with his party old age tradition of inciting the rabble.
The great Holistanian Minister of education, Mrs. Demolition Block, issued an edict mandating every school in Holistan to hold a nationalistic pride parade on the opening of every school day.
The Holistanian socialite Mrs. Avaricious Sarah, is throwing a donation party for a trust fund for greedy women.
Rabbi G_dworshipper Joseph, found himself surrounded from all sides by snakes. His own "religious" party parlament members.