| Cheesy Jokes |
| Why do kamakazi pilots wear helmets? If a fly lost it's wings, would it be called a walk? What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why do you use a meat thermometer to kill someone? Because then you know when they're done. Why did the tomatoe blush? Because it saw the salad dressing. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Mistle-Toe How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-it. |
| If you got some cheesy jokes or pick up lines, send them to me and I'll post them up on my site. centric_neo@msn.com |