Number One Adventure Charrenge
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2.17.04

  Today was another very exciting day where I did nothing but study until the evening, at which point I made dinner and watched TV with friends. You may not believe the amount of excitement it is possible for me to pack into a day, but I assure you this level of thrill can be yours, possibly after a frontal lobotomy removes that part of your consciousness that discerns enjoyability from, say, a pumpkin. Of course, the sad thing is that I actually did enjoy the sequence of events described above, and will likely repeat them tomorrow if given the opportunity.
  I believe I've mentioned it before, but in lieu of having anything else to say, I have been drinking
potloads of tea lately. Get it? POTLOADS? It comes in POTS! And I've been drinking... LOADS! I expect the Nobel Prize committee to come by shortly informing me that they've nominated me to recieve the first Nobel Pun Prize, or possibly just the Nobel Supergenius Prize. Either would be fine. Actually, this is a hidden non-pun, because I heat up my tea water in an electric kettle, not a pot at all! Very tricksy! I always knew I was a hobbit at heart, and not just because of the hairy feet. But seriously, I've been drinking like five cups of tea a day, and that's taking a low estimate. My heater works, but I'm too lazy to use it, so I just make tea instead whenever I feel cold, which because some dolt has left the heater off is fairly often.
  Okay, I really did nothing today except sit around studying; not only did I not leave the dorm at all, I only left my room a grand total of once. As a result, I had better cut myself off before I start going on about some critically boring grammar point I was studying.

       - Gyaa! I'm give up
That's the culprit, officer! First he got me addicted to tea, and then... and then... he made me touch his handle.
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