Number One Adventure Charrenge
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12.14.03

  I am incredibly tired and want to sleep more than anything else right now. It's 4 A.M. here, I am about five minutes from dripping walls and seeing all kinds of nonsense out of the movie version of The Wall.
  There was this huge festival at the dorm today, for which I made a massive amount of biscuits. The problem is, I used too much baking powder so they tasted like warm poo that could be coated in delicious honey and passed off as a traditional American side dish. The festival was tons of fun including, but not limited to, eating all kinds of crazy asian food, several hours of incredibly drunken karaoke sung by people ridiculously good at karaoke, tons of good Japanese chatter and an invasion by aliens that was defeated at the last minute by the brave hero who was raised among the aliens and came to Earth as a spy, but had seen both sides of the issue and realized that neither side is right or wrong, just different, and the only way to show that to the world was hold a vegan peace-in in front of a department store.
  There was timed charades, which was pretty fun - I won first prize by making my team guess "Bruce Lee dancing the hula" in 14 seconds.


        - Gyaa! I'm give up
BISCUIT ATTACK!
This is a strange demonic ritual that involves several chickens and a tribe of raving natives, not pictured.
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