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Name :   Zane
Comments :   Yes, that part was hilarious.
Name :   Evan
Comments :   Wasnt all that blood great? I just love how it spurts out everywhere. The Japanese parts were subtitled here. I love when Lucy Lius translater says kono fucker. I cracked up
Name :   tk
Comments :   Alright, so why didnt you mention how good the last cartigans album was in stronger terms? I have not spent the last month listening to it, which is clearly what I should have been doing. I cant even believe how good it is.
Name :   S. Subjugation
Comments :   What the hell Zane? All forest craters cause anti-grav resurrection. Should the movie have explained that people were breathing air with oxygen in it?
Name :   S. Subjugation
Comments :   well Refinements is hard to explain but -- I Love Snugly Gigantics-- is pretty obviously gay. Bad news Teresa, and hes still part Scots.
Name :   Kara
Comments :   Im so confused Zane...What is your Engrish sweatshirt trying to say?
Name :   Guiseppe
Comments :   Something original, profound, and interesting. BSB 4 EVR!
Name :   Amber
Comments :   ... a super-great idea!
Name :   Amber
Comments :   Yay!! I read The Loved One this summer...thanks for introducing me to Waugh, Zane! And you watched Totoro, too! I also understood the whole movie, but since I watched it in English, that probably doesnt count. All your posts are so funny; this website is
Name :   S. Subjugation
Comments :   Och, aye. Zane has Scottish blood, watch your step.
Name :   Tk
Comments :   Someone said that the only part of the UK that the English accept as part of their kingdom is Northern Ireland, just because they try so hard not to be. You should hear people make fun of Scotland and Wales - sheep jokes and all.
Name :   AMC
Comments :   I didnt want to admit it at the time but I have also seen Lost in Translation. Its a great movie Zane. See it when it comes out in Japan.(thanks for the support E&E)
Name :   Nick
Comments :   Nothing quite brightens the rainy day like your light-hearted musings, Zane. (Like a gentle zephyr caressing the coolness of a still pond).
Name :   Tk
Comments :   ZANE! Where did your eyebrows go? ... I am inordinately distressed.
Name :   Bryan
Comments :   spirits than gods as the Greeks viewed them. And the thing you saw sounds a bit like No theatre. Masks and the like. Im jealous, stuck here in this cultural void.
Name :   Bryan
Comments :   Im caught up! The cultural event sounded cool. Amaterasu is, in fact, the Sun Goddess in Shinto. Shes the queen of the Kami, which is sort of like the Greek Pantheon of gods, except Shinto is a bit more on the pantheistic side, so theyre more like.. umm..
Name :   Bryan
Comments :   purest agony. I dont think I will ever be able to eat a fine French cheese again. But I have enjoyed your witty commentary. Even your unfortunately misguided political musings are refreshing, so keep it coming.
Name :   Bryan
Comments :   Oh. My. I fell behind for a while, and in the short time I was gone, you put up a guest book. I was all trying to catch up, but then I got to the camembert and mustard and could keep silent no longer. The things you consume make my stomach clench in pures
Name :   Scattering Subjugation
Comments :   OK the guestbook removes all quotation marks, how annoying. By the way, I still want to hear how kanjifying works.
Name :   Ethan
Comments :   Yeah Lost in Translation is excellent. Im sure Andrews dad would confirm that Andrews dad likes all bad movies; he likes Lost in Translation; ergo it is bad is logically invalid.
Name :   Evan
Comments :   see Lost in Translation, and think you should too.
Name :   Evan
Comments :   Hey - dont listen to jrt about Andrews dad - he likes the Lord of the Rings movies and the Matrix. Plus more recently he liked Kill Bill, which gives him some movie authority. Just make sure the movie he recomended isnt a romantic comedy. I still want to
Name :   Hassler
Comments :   Zane man! everytime I read your posting I cant help but let out a good laugh. awesome material, we should collaborate on a cartoon series.
Name :   Scott
Comments :   Hey ya! Greetings from the rain in oregon! Just wanted to say I love readin your comical daily up dates, the are awesome.
Name :   Ethan
Comments :   Ugh what does it work--how awful. By the way, the OED online doesnt have syllabogram. Bitch-slap, yes, syllabogram, no.
Name :   Ethan
Comments :   Great name in kanji; what does it work? Are those the syllabograms for the sounds, then rendered by their meaning? And Kanji me, O Poetry of Reasoning
Name :   Kara
Comments :   Wheres the audio on your site Zane. I gotta hear those tunes ;-) Do they have Hello Kitty cartoons on TV there? I always wondered what the plot of that was. I love the meaning of your name. It suits you perfectly! If you have time, could you find mine?
Name :   Sue Wirsch
Comments :   Hey Zane, love the commentary. Keep it coming!
Name :   jrt
Comments :   generally the consensus is if andrews dad likes a movie..dont go see it..unless its lord of the rings...remember Notting Hill zane? remember?
Name :   Brandy
Comments :   Hey Zane, the site is really cool. Im glad that you are having fun and letting us know what you are up to.
Name :   AMC
Comments :   Zane, I dig the Greek poem. Also, my dad thinks you should go see Lost in Translation. It has to do with people visiting Japan among other things. You might find it a bit amusing. (BTW: your site is groovy).
Name :   Zane
Comments :   Now is that logico?
Name :   Ethan
Comments :   OK Mustard boy you need to check yoself befo you wreck yosef.
Name :   tk again
Comments :   Ragh, instant htmling. change the parenthesises (and the one I mistyped as [) to the little sideways triangles located next to m and n.
Name :   Tk
Comments :   Zane - to fix the guest book problem, just open up the source code and change where it says [a href=http://{Return to Web Site{/a*} to {a href=“http://www.geocities.com/ztorretta”}Return to Web Site{/a} and then change the } and { to and
Name :   Mary
Comments :   I would be easy prey to the Dark Lords mustard. Mustard is my friend.
Name :   Evan
Comments :   As an interesting aside - Dr. Hou (who I did chem research with in new york) especially enjoyed spreading gobs of mayonase over his salad. Them crazy Asians. Oh - and Zane you must see Kill Bill. It is Tarintinorific and hes not even in it! Oh the joy.
Name :   JC
Comments :   No, Zane, this is not Jesus signing your guestbook. Its just Jeff. All I have to say is that you should definitely stay away from the mayonnaise pizza and stick with the mustard. Who goes all the way to Japan to get a pizza for Idahoans anyway?
Name :   Nick
Comments :   Aaaaanyway, continue very much with the happy nihon no antics. Hope the Japanese bath houses were wholly different from those in 80s San Francisco. Ill be in the area this weekend. Dont get stabbed! -N
Name :   Nick
Comments :   Evan and I still stand firmly behind the idea of the message board. My firmness however is becoming, shall we say, less...firm due to the few rather auspicious signatures up above. And by auspicious, I mean melifluous. And by melifluous, I mean totally re
Name :   Aunt Mary
Comments :   Zane you are the sweetest person and I enjoy reading your daily updates. Im glad you are having a great adventure. Love you, Aunt Mary
Name :   Jrt
Comments :   Who are these clowns signing your guestbook? zane? chief? mccloud.
Name :   d@rthm0l3star1us
Comments :   No, ur faget, s1THl0rd2000!!!!!!!!! Super faget!!!!!!!!
Name :   Archie Campbell
Comments :   YOU ARE NOT FUNNY WITH YOUR MAKING FUN OF JAPAN AND ALL I MEAN THE JAPANESE PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS TO EVEN IF WE CANT TELL WHAT THEY ARE AND ALL. YOU ARE MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Name :   s1THl0rd2000
Comments :   u r faget
  
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