TheSpark.comDeathTest
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."


Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 10, 2038
at the age of 63 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Homicide (8%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Confusion (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

5415343 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 53% were female and 47% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
3% have had team sex.
7% work in the porn business.
And 90520 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on April 10, 2038, as you slip silently into the night.


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