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Why I'm not normal
Normal is ...
Why be normal?
The D Zone
"Life belongs to those who live it!"
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun!"
Geniuses for an ignorance free planet
The religious right is neither
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't everyboby happy?
It's GOOD to be BAD
Aliens go home
Humans for an Alien free planet
Pirate #1
Pirate #2
Pirate #3
Bat Girl
Americans for a Nazi free country
The Bush family Axis of Evil
Z Truth is Z Way
Because you're different
Different for all the right reasons
If its rush hour how come nobody's moving?
Don't mess with my Good Feel!
Igions, Isms, Ologies & Ics they all make my soul sick
B.A.T. Gyrl
Of course I have a DARK SIDE you wanna see it!
NOT: Behavior Police
NOT: Get a job, Pay bills, Then die
Living Life or doing Time ?
Living Life or watching TV ?
Living Life or watching it go by ?
The only thing you take with you is memories !
Adventure is food for the Soul !
Love works!
It's GREAT to have Brains!
Feed your Soul
Better paranoid than dead
Only the paranoid survive
The expression types of the above phunnz:
TS = T Shirt $15 (2 for $28)
MP = Mini Poster (8 1/2 in x 11 in) $3 (2 for $5, 5 for $10)
BT = Button $3 (4 for $10)
CU = Cup $6 (2 for $10)
CA = Cap $8 (2 for $15, 3 for $22)
CR = Card $3 (2 for $5, 5 for $10)
BM = Bumper Sticker $3 (2 for $5, 5 for $10)
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