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To Captain Bursack on board Speedwell revenue Cutter now lying at Fordingbridge

Sir,
     Damn thee
and God Damn thy two Purblind Eyes thou Buger and thou Death looking son of a Bitch. O that I have bin there (with my company) for thy sake when thou tookes them men of Mine on Board the Speedwell Cutter on Monday eve 14 Dec. I would cross thee and all thy Gang to Hell wher thou belongest thou Devil Incarnet. Go Down thou Hell Hound into thy Kennell below & Bathe thy Self in that Sulpherious Lake that has bin so long Prepared for such as thee for it is time the World was rid of such a Monster. Thou art no Man but a Devil thou fiend O Lucifer. I hope thou will soon fall into Hell like a start from the Sky; there to lie (unpitied) & unrelented of any for Ever & Ever Which God Grant of his Infinite Mercy Amen

J. Spurier

Fordingbridge Jan 32 1700 &fast asleep

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