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The
Rules of GETTING Someone...
As in the writings
of upper Victorian socialites, I must introduce the following
guidelines to be used in the action of "Getting"
another Human that has interfered with your life (or when for any
reason you want to interfere with theirs).
RULE 1
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RULE 2
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RULE 3
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You do not need a reason to
get someone. It is obviously easier on your conscience,
but not necessary. The person to be GETTED
is the Target, hereafter known as the Bull or Cow.
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You might GET
yourself in the act of getting someone. Once you have
started the process as the instigator, the results can be
unpredictable.
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You might also GET
innocent bystanders incidentally. That's OK, it's part of
the deal. Who said life is fair?
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For
example, If you desire to get someone drunk, whether for
spousal abuse or pointing out dumbness, you yourself may have to get
drunk. Dumbness could be a bad example, but please refer
to The Dumb Beam Theory page on this.
It is totally
acceptable to GET someone else (the FATTED
CALF) while getting the original BULL/COW.
Further
example, entice other patrons to get drunk so the BULL
does not feel to be a tethered GOAT.
Get the idea yet?
(If you have ever observed the behavior of cats, or played a
practical joke in your life, you will know where this is coming
from.)
Please go to the Getting discussion page, where you can add your experiance
(whatever side you were on) or read about others
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