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Easy terms, no money, only a portion of your soul. We guarantee that anybody who enters the Web Site we write for you will be permanently ensnared. Our web-spinning specialists have hundreds of years of experience in this art (well before there was an Internet). We do custom-designed web snares for people with a statement to make, especially if it is along the lines:
"I'm right and everybody else is wrong."

Customers for our advanced plans will be provided with one month's luxury accommodation at our Company Headquarters in Hyperborea.

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But for beginners and amateurs, there are three basic styles on our economy plan:
  1. Plain text, no graphics: We will twist your words to make your site irresistible.
  2. All graphics, no text: Some great fractals that will mesmerize anyone, permanently.
  3. No text, no graphics: Our great bottomless abyss, winner of the Microsoft Void Award
    (the coveted Rotten Apple). Talk about Black Holes...

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