And The Winner Is...

Scully: Well, Mulder, now we know what Langly looks like after getting his hair trimmed.

Mulder: (muttering under his breath) Actually he looks more like Bill Jr.

From the mind of Richard and Ellen Sanders
December 26, 1998


The Runners Up

Take Me to the Head Taco!

Wally Chesler | December 21, 1998
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"Yo quiero Scully."

"I know what you mean, pal."

Jenna | December 20, 1998
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Mulder: Scully, I have heard of being in the dog house but....

Scully: Just shut up and help me put on this dog suit. If you had followed orders, Kersh would have assigned this to Spender and Fowley.

Tarnekep Portree | December 26, 1998
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chiWAWA: who did you expect? the smoking man??

puddlesky | December 20, 1998
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Scully: "Well, Mulder. We have been taken off the X-files again."

Mulder: "Yeah, so that we can guard some white house intern."

Scully: "Monica Lewinsky is such a dog!"

Mulder: "Hey let's check her dress for alien DNA. This might be an X-file afterall!"

Kim Moon | December 21, 1998

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

Mulder: uhhh...Scully?

Scully: Don't ask, Mulder.

Mulder: Oh. You mean this isn't Queequeg? Starbuck? Ishmael?

KidCat505 | December 20, 1998
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Hey scully where's the alligator

Michael | December 20, 1998
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Mulder: Aww, Scully, look at him! He's so cute and all alone...Can't we keep him?

Snitter | December 20, 1998
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Mulder: I'm telling you, the government is behind this dog's reign of taco terror! It's a conspiracy!

Scully: For the last time, Mulder, just because they got your order wrong...

Anne Packrat | December 20, 1998
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Scully: What *did* that alligator do to Queequeg?

Mulder: I don't know, but I like his stylish hat!

foxylady | December 20, 1998
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THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE ???

BUT WHO'S THE ONE TO FIND IT ?? THE FUN COULDN'T BE FOUND IN THIS PICTURE.

ICEMAN | December 21, 1998
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"I'm telling you Scully, this dog talks!"

"Mulder!"

"No! I mean it! I came walking over here holding a burrito and this thing went nuts!"

"Mulder... go home and get some sleep. And I recommend not watching any WB cartoons. But, if he did talk, what did it say?"

"I don't know, it was Spanish or something and very persistant. Scully, this dog knows something!"

Vince Andreasen | December 21, 1998
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I think a good caption would be mulder\scully fighting the big bad taco bell chihuahua!

Chloe Danielle French | December 21, 1998
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Mulder, I think we've finally found someone with a nose bigger than yours!

SpicedRum | December 21, 1998
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After staging his own death three years ago at Heuvelman's Lake, Queeuqeg returns after a little vacation south of the border.

Holly Mulder | December 21, 1998
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MULDER: Egad! This giant chihuahua is apparently some sort of Gordita-obsessed Communist!!

SCULLY: I've had those Gorditas... They're good... Damn good! This guy could gather quite a following...

Paul Arfee | December 22, 1998
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CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bell!

MULDER: Yeah, yeah... We've heard it...

SCULLY: Ever heard of too much of a good thing?

CHIHUAHUA: But...

MULDER: Here's a new catchphrase for ya, pal! Yo quiero EARPLUGS!

Sal A. Mander | December 22, 1998
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Mulder: Obviously this dog is part of some government conspiracy, Scully.

Scully: Mulder, shut up!

Taco Bell Dog: Yo quiero Scully's body.

Craig Moore | December 22, 1998
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Mulder: The government has been covering up the taco poison, look what it did to him!!

Scully: For once, your stupid theories may be right!

Dog: Yo quiero Scully!

Sean Moore | December 22, 1998
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"I knew we shouldn't have left that furby alone with that tickle me Elmo"

Kyle | December 22, 1998
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"Uh oh. I theenk I need a beeger leash."

"Shut up, Mulder."

Rita | December 22, 1998
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"Mulder! Look at the size of that thing!"

"He's probably been hanging around Godzilla too much."

Rita | December 22, 1998
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"We're gonna have to investigate this so-called 'Taco Bell' phenomenon, Scully."

"On what grounds?"

"Steriods, that stuff Mark McGwire took, you know, the usual."

Rita | December 22, 1998
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Okay, on the count of three spray some of that mexican gas on Scully's new blouse!!!!

Madman | December 22, 1998
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Chihuahua: Here Lizard, Lizard, Lizard.

Scully: Mulder, this is not the way to capture Godzilla. Using a dog as bait is just plain cruel

Tim W. | December 23, 1998
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Scully: DA-- IT, MULDER STOP FEEDING THAT DOG TACOS! I BEEN GASSED OUT FOR LAST TIME!!!!!!!

Crystal McGinn | December 23, 1998
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Scully: "OK Mulder, YOU clean up his giant mess!"

Strawberryshake | December 23, 1998
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And today on X-Files: Is toxic waste in your taco bad?

Itay Shlamkovich | December 23, 1998
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Mulder, I TOLD you not to take Queequeg to the nuclear plant!

AliMcX | December 23, 1998
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I'd like to see that alligator just *try* to eat my new dog

Cherry Bomb | December 23, 1998
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Scully: If you don't start channeling my dog Queequeg right now, I'm going to eat two dozen burritos and be the one to gas you out of this life for good, you son of a bitch!!

Barbara | December 23, 1998
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mulder: Scully! look, if i squeeze its tummy, it says something!

dog: BELCH

mulder: Funny, it worked before.

anna | December 23, 1998
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A name? Let's see, it has a beret on... its mouth is rather large... it's really quite unattractive... Monica?

Kahlo | December 23, 1998
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Scully: Now, with this DNA sample from your tongue, we'll be able to prove that you've been taking breaks from Mexican pizza and Chilli tortillas!

Chris Ramirez | December 23, 1998
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Mulder and Scully question a suspect: "What ingredient does Taco Bell use that leaves a car smelling of B.O. after dining drive-thru?"

We may never know....but the Truth is out There.

K. and J. Stovall | December 23, 1998
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Mulder badgers the suspect, "We figured out that you're the Big Burrito, leader of New World Order. We know what you really quiero!"

K. Stovall | December 23, 1998
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"C'mon Scully, let's get on with the case!"

Devon Hansen | December 24, 1998
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"Behold Scully....now we meet the real brains behind 1013 Productions. It's JOHN SHIBAN!!"

Dawg | December 24, 1998
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Scully: Queequeg....

Mulder: I heard things can get large in sewers but this takes the cake.

pickledpepper | December 24, 1998
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Scully, I told you once and I told you again but you just had to experiment with genetic material didn't you?

Margaret | December 24, 1998
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I think something is definitely awry at Taco Bell. Would ya look how big this Chihuahua is .....

Yeah ... and I think I just stepped in its dung.

John | December 25, 1998
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Mulder: I can't explain its large size, Scully, but it's definitely a restaurant spokesdog.

Scully (thinking): Is that Monica's beret?

Chihuahua: Yo quiero mytharc!

John Gillnitz | December 25, 1998
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Hey, I know. Let's try taping the message and playing it backwards.

Paul Snyderwine | December 25, 1998
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I think I stepped in some shhhh....What the hell?

Trav | December 25, 1998
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"Mulder, I thought I told you I didn't want another dog."

"Well, this one looked like it'd eat the alligator...not the other way around."

Mara Jade | December 25, 1998
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Scully: That phrase!! Yo Quiero Taco Bell! It's haunting me! Filling my dreams-it won't stop!!

Mulder (Thinking): Damn- I wish I could fill her dreams!

Unaware to both Mulder and Scully, Queequeg's reincarnated soul comes back to pay revenge to Scully for letting him get eaten by the alligator.

Barbara Hoeffler | December 25, 1998
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Unaware of what is really in Gorditas, the trio faces the unusual side-effects.

All: On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. It flew off the table, and on to the floor, before I could catch it...

Eliza D. | December 25, 1998
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Scully: Mulder, you shouldn't have!! This dog reminds me of Queequeg!!

Mulder (thinking): What is she talking about? This is X-File #X60978: Case of the mutant sewer rat!!

Barbara Hoeffler | December 25, 1998
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Scully: Ahh, he's so cute!! I just want to kiss him to death...

Mulder: Well, Scully, I am glad that your true feelings finally came out. You know, I have a bedroom at my place now-

Scully: I was talking to the dog, Mulder.

Eliza D. | December 25, 1998
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Dog: YO QUIERO TACO BELL!!!

Mulder: Back off, rat dog, she's MINE!!

Invisigoth | December 25, 1998
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Dog:Free Gorditas!!

Mulder: Gorditas!!!!!. Mmm- Gorditas!!!!!!!!!

Scully: Fight the future, Mulder!! Fight the Future!

Invisigoth | December 25, 1998
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Scully: Oh, aren't you such a cute yittle puppy wuppy?

Mulder: Scully noooo! It's an over grown nuclear sewer rat.

Kandy Cane | December 25, 1998
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Scully: Hmm.. Do you smell tacos?

KidCat505 | December 26, 1998
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Taco Bell Dog: Viva Gorditas

Scully: It talks! Mulder...

Mulder: It's proof! The truth is here!

Scully: I don't know, I think we should do some tests on it.

Taco Bell Dog: *whimper whimper*

mame | December 26, 1998
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Dog: Yo Quiero Agent Scully!!!!!

Mulder: Back off, rat-dog, she is mine!!!!!!!

Scully (thinking): Wow, I am flattered!!!!

Barbara Hoeffler | December 26, 1998
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Scully: Mulder, I know you still feel guilty about Queequeg getting eaten by the croc, but this new puppy is ridiculous!

Mulder: (pouting) But I just wanted to help Scully...

Dancer | December 26, 1998
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Yo quiero taco de FBI.

Connie Kermoian | December 26, 1998
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Scully and Mulder question Monica hoping once and for all to determine if Linda is a man or a woman.

Tarnekep Portree | December 26, 1998

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