And The Winner Is...

"Damnit, Mulder. You said, 'if you could be anyone else in the world for one day, who would you pick?' Well, I made my choice, so call off the cavalry."

"Scully, I think I would have preferred Eleanor Roosevelt."

From the mind of Sara A. Laipis
October 4, 1998


The Runners Up

Don't get jiggy with me! I'm mulder Damn it!

Marshall | October 9, 1998
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Mulder: "Where's Pokey, you green bastard!?"

Jon Johns | October 9, 1998
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MIB: Look Mr. Mulder... just stay out of our way, and let us do our job!

Mulder: "I dunna guys, I mean he doesn't look that harmful.... can I keep him?!?

KD LENE | October 9, 1998

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

O.K. Mr Producer...if you don't hire on our friend Mulder here to star in the next Men in Black movie were gonna have to turn you into prophylactics...

mingo | October 3, 1998
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Mulder: It's just like the one I saw at Aracebo guys!

K: This isn't the sort of little green man I was picturing.

J: So do we shoot or not?

Gumby: Hey, Mulder. Nojo on the rojo!

Barbara | October 3, 1998
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Mulder: "Yheah, go ahead and shoot him. And then I'm going to shoot you, you cheeseballs! Your movie sucked!"

Reve | October 4, 1998
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Mulder: "I'm so much taller than y'all."

Reve | October 4, 1998
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Mulder: "Excuse me, but are any of you my real father?"

Reve | October 4, 1998
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Mulder: "Fools! You can't stop him with those! You need to incinerate the little bastard..."

Reve | October 4, 1998
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Mulder: "Hahaha, you mortals have to use guns for weapons. *I* can simply use my finger."

Reve | October 4, 1998
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As Agents Mulder, J, and K study the strange, cheerful alien being, they ponder on whether or not to blow it to smithereens.

Rita | October 5, 1998
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J: Wh---What is that THING, K?

K: A Gumbyite stretcho. Dangerous, ill-tempered. I'm surprised it didn't do more damage than this. Come on, new guy, I'll show you how to kill an alien.

Mulder: What??? Kill an alien? But this is proof! This is the key to----ZAP!!

K: Sorry I had to do that in front of you, J, but activating the memory wipe will help him in the long run. Let's capture the stretcho, and then we can return him. The FBI will be pleased to have him back.

J: You're the boss, K.

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

Gumby: AAAAAAAAACK!!!!

Rita | October 6, 1998
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MIB: Hands up Gumby

Mulder: o 0 (I thought they were suposed to be green)

Sandy Bruchmann | October 9, 1998
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Wait Mulder, It's me Samantha, your sister.

Tanekep Portree | October 10, 1998
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J&K: This is one of the little green men you were on about?

Mulder: You guys are going to have to shoot him...I seem to have lost my gun.

Gumby: <*sigh*> It ain't easy bein' green...

Johnny Plastic Ice | October 10, 1998
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Gumby: Hi guys!

MIB: Stop right there evil alien scum!

Mulder: You thought you could get away from us, now you're ours, bwaa haa haa!

Gumby: I'm not an alien, I'm a green guy made of clay.

MIB: Ummm... sorry for the confusion.

Gumby: That's okay! -walks away- Ha ha, stupid humans. -cell phone rings- Hi cancer man, I'll save Pokey from the MIB in due time.

Heather Mahoney | October 10, 1998

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