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Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 14 "Shutter Bugged"

Episode Preview (Serena):
  >>  TODAY ON "SAILOR MOON", 
  EVERYONE WANTS HER PICTURE 
  TAKEN. 
  BUT THIS CAMERA IS CAPTURING 
  MORE THAN PICTURES. 
  WHEN THE SAILOR SCOUTS 
  EXPOSE NEPHLYTE'S EVIL RUSE, 
  HE TURNS HIS LENS ON US. 
  CAN WE SURVIVE? 
  STAY THERE AND SEE!

Opening Song:
  FIGHTING EVIL 
  BY MOONLIGHT 
  WINNING LOVE 
  BY DAYLIGHT 
  NEVER RUNNING 
  FROM A REAL FIGHT 
  SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
  SAILOR MOON 
  SHE WILL NEVER TURN 
  HER BACK ON A FRIEND 
  SHE IS ALWAYS THERE 
  TO DEFEND 
  SHE IS THE ONE ON 
  WHOM WE CAN DEPEND 
  SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
  SAILOR 
  SAILOR VENUS 
  SAILOR MERCURY 
  SAILOR MARS 
  SAILOR JUPITER 
  YOU CAN SEE THE POWERS 
  ARE SO NEW TO HER 
  SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
  SAILOR MOON 
  FIGHTING EVIL 
  BY MOONLIGHT 
  WINNING LOVE 
  BY DAYLIGHT 
  WHEN THE SAILORS 
  GET TO HELP FIGHT 
  SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
  SAILOR MOON 
  SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
  SAILOR MOON 
  SHE IS THE ONE 
  SAILOR MOON!
Molly:
  >>  HEY, DOESN'T THIS GUY LOOK KIND OF 
  FAMILIAR?
Serena:
  >>  HEY NO WAY, THAT'S PETER FISHER! 
  HE GOES TO RAYE'S SCHOOL.
  LET'S GET HIS AUTOGRAPH! 
  COME ON AMY, HE'S REALLY NICE; WE ALL HAD 
  HUMUNGOUS CRUSHES ON HIM BEFORE.
Amy:
  >>  I HAVE TO STUDY.
Serena:
  >>  OH PLEASE AMY, YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO STUDY.
  OUR MATH TEST ISN'T  EVEN HAPPENING 
  UNTIL TOMORROW.
Amy:
  >>  I KNOW  BUT I WANT  
  PERFECT SCORE.
Serena:
  >>  OHH, SUCH A GOODY-GOODY!
Reporter:
  >> PETER,  HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WIN 
  THE NATIONAL PHOTO CONTEST? 
Peter:
  >>  OVERWHELMING! 
Reporter:
  >>  HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WIN THE NATIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST? 
Peter:
  >>OVER WHELMING, I GUESS?
Reporter: 
 >> SO NOW THAT YOU'VE WON THIS BIG PRIZE HOW DO YOU THINK
 THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT YOUR PHOTOGRAPHY IN THE FUTURE?
Peter:
  >>  WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Reporter:
  >>  DO YOU THINK YOU'LL STILL 
  PHOTOGRAPH  ONLY LANDSCAPES?
Peter:
  >>  OH YEAH, SURE.
Serena:
  >>  THERE HE IS!  LET'S GET HIS AUTOGRAPH.
Molly:
  >>  ALRIGHT LET'S GO!
Raye: 
  >>  HOLD IT.
Serena: 
  >>  MOVE IT, RAYE. 
Raye:
  >>  SORRY, FOR REPORTERS 
  ONLY.
Serena: 
  >>  HEY RAYE, WHO DIED AND MADE YOU THE SCHOOL 
  POLICE ALL OF A SUDDEN? 
Raye:
  >>  DOES YOUR TEACHER KNOW 
  YOU'RE NOT IN CLASS SERENA? 
  JUST TURN AROUND AND GO BACK TO 
  YOUR OWN SCHOOL. 
  OUR PRIZE STUDENT'S BUSY WITH 
  INTERVIEWS. 
  HE CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH 
  YOU.
Serena:
  >>  I'M GETTING PRETTY SICK OF YOUR 
  BOSSY WAYS RAYE! 
Peter:
  >>  PLEASE STOP ARGUING. 
  YOU'RE UPSETTING MY 
  CREATIVITY ENERGY. 
  THIS SHOULD BE A GREAT SHOT. 
  THE LIGHT IS JUST PERFECT. 
  THIS PICTURE WILL MAKE A GREAT PICTURE! 
  AAH!
Nephlyte:
  >>  ANYTHING FOR A GOOD 
  SHOT HUH?
Peter:
  >>  YOU SAVED MY LIFE! 
  WHO ARE YOU? 
Nephlyte:
  >>  NEVER MIND. 
  LET ME GET YOUR CAMERA. 
Peter:
  >>  THANKS. 
Nephlyte:
  >>  IT SEEMS TO BE OKAY. 
  BY THE WAY I THINK YOUR WORK IS 
  FIRST RATE. 
  KEEP IT UP PETER.
  THE MOVEMENT OF THE STARS RULES 
  EVERYTHING. 
  GREAT POWERS OF THE 
  NEGAVERSE, I HAVE FOUND MY NEXT 
  VICTIM! 
  A HUMAN WHO IS REACHING HIS 
  MAXIMUM CREATIVE ENERGY OUTPUT: 
  PETER FISHER! 
  HE'LL SERVE THE NEGAFORCE 
  WELL!
Peter:
  >>  I FEEL MY CREATIVE 
  ENERGY RISING!
  SEARCHING FOR NEW INSPIRATION. 
  I'M TIRED OF LIFELESS LANDSCAPES! 
  I WANT LIVE TARGETS, TEEMING 
  WITH ENERGY!
Serena:
  >>  WOW PETER FISHER'S SPONSORING A 
  CONTEST TO FIND HIMSELF
  SUPERMODEL! 
  WOW,  MODELING!
Luna:
  >>  SERENA, LOOK AT THIS. 
  I'VE GOT A NEW COMMUNICATOR 
  FOR YOU.
Serena:
  >>  I COULD BE A GREAT MODEL. 
Luna:
  >>  AMY AND RAYE EACH A HAVE A COMMUNICATER, 
  TOO.
Serena:
  >>  GREAT. 
  LUNA I GOTTA CALL AMY AND TELL 
  HER ABOUT THIS CONTEST! 
  AMY, COME IN.
Amy:
  >>  SERENA, WHAT'S UP, ARE YOU IN 
  TROUBLE?
Serena:
  >>  NO, EVERYTHING'S FINE. I JUST WANTED TO 
  TELL YOU ABOUT PETER FISHER'S 
  MODELING CONTEST!
Amy:
  >>  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 
  OUR COMMUNICATORS ARE FOR 
  SAILOR BUSINESS. 
  NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME; I'M WORKING 
  ON A PROGRAM TO HELP US FIND THE 
  MOON PRINCESS.
Serena:
  >>  FINE BE THAT WAY. 
  MAYBE RAYE WILL BE INTERESTED IN WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
Raye:
  >>  SERENA, JUST TURN AROUND AND GO BACK TO YOUR 
  OWN SCHOOL! 
  OUR PRIZE STUDENT'S BUSY WITH 
  INTERVIEWS. 
  HE CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH 
  YOU!
Serena:
  >>  YEAH RIGHT LIKE I REALLY WANT ANOTHER ONE OF HER 
  LECTURES. 
  FORGET THAT.
Sammy:
  >>  HA HA HA HA!!  YOU WANT TO BE A MODEL?
   HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! 
  YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK AND CHEW 
  GUM AT THE SAME TIME. 
  WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU 'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A MODEL?
Serena:
  >>  IF I JUST SMILE PRETTY, 
  THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.
Sammy:
  >>  YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT. 
  REMEMBER YOUR SCHOOL LAST 
  SCHOOL PICTURE? 
  BREAK THE LENS TIME! 
  UNLESS THERE'S A NEED SPAGHETTI 
  AND MEATBALL MODELS, YOU 
  DON'T STAND A CHANCE SERENA.
Serena:
  >>  AAHH MOM, DON'T  YOU THINK I 
  COULD BE A MODEL?
Mom:
  >>  YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU 
  WANT TO BE; AS LONG AS YOU DON'T BORROW MY 
  CLOTHES.
Serena:
  >>  GEE THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
Andrew:
  >>  CHEER UP SERENA. 
  WHAT'S YOUR BROTHER KNOW ANYWAY? FORGET HIM. 
  IF YOU WANT TO GO INTO MODELING, YOU GOTTA JUST 
  GO FOR IT.
Serena:
  >>  DO YOU REALLY THINK SO ANDREW? YOU THINK I'VE GOT 
  WHAT IT TAKES?
Darien:
  >>  YEAH, ABSOLUTLY, I CAN JUST SEE YOU... 
  >>  TUMBLING OFF THE STAGE 
  BRAYING LIKE A DONKEY,  IT'S SERENA THE HYENA!
Serena:
  >>  JUST STAY OUT OF THIS, 
  OKAY DARIEN. WHO ASKED YOU?
Darien:
  >>  I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU SERENA. 
  MODELING IS TOUGH WORK. 
  YOU HAVE TO GET UP EARLY AND 
  DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE TOLD. 
  YOU HAVE TO BE ON TIME AND 
  YOU REALLY HAVE TO WATCH WHAT YOU EAT. 
  YOU CAN'T EAT ANY JUNK.
Serena:
  >>  CREEP! HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Darien:
  >>  WELL ACTUALLY, WHEN I FIRST GOT OUT OF 
  HIGH SCHOOL, I DID SOME MODELING TO 
  HELP PAY MY TUITION.
Serena:
  >>  YOU DID MODELING? 
  NO WAY!
Darien:
  >>  SURE DID, AND IT'S NOT ALL 
  GLAMOUR BELIEVE ME.
Serena:
  >>  YEAH? WELL DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME BUDDY!
Darien:
  >>  I'M NOT; I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA FAIL.
  YOU'RE NEVER ON TIME, 
  YOU'RE ALWAYS CRAMING JUNK FOOD INTO YOUR MOUTH AND YOU CAN'T 
  WALK ONE BLOCK WITHOUT 
  FALLING DOWN, AND TAKING AT LEAST THREE OTHER PEOPLE WITH YOU.
Serena:
  >>  THANK YOU SO VERY, VERY MUCH DARIEN. 
  BUT I'M GONNA DO JUST FINE! YOU WATCH!
Andrew:
  >>  YOU KNOW DARIEN, SOMETIMES YOU'RE PRETTY MEAN.
  HOW COME YOU'RE ALWAYS SO ROUGH ON THAT GIRL?
Darien:
  >>  I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO BE. 
  IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT COMES OVER ME WHEN 
  I'M AROUND HER. 
  A FEELING THAT I JUST CAN'T QUITE EXPLAIN IT.
Sammy:
  >>  SO GOT REJECTED YET? 
Serena:
  >>  BUZZ OFF SAM.
Sammy:
  >>  SERENA, YOU I REALLY DO THINK YOU COULD BE A 
  GREAT MODEL.
  I KNOW A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE 
  GO AND TAKE TONS OF PICTURES. 
  YOU'D FIT IN REALLY WELL. 
  IT'S CALLED THE ZOO!
Serena:
  >>  YOU'RE CRUISING FOR A BRUISING.
Postman:
  >>  SERENA, GOT SOME MAIL!
Serena:
  >>  FOR ME? THANKS!
Sammy:
  >>  JUNK MAIL PROBABLY.
Serena:
  >>  DEEB!
  THEY WANT ME! 
Sammy:
  >>  GET REAL!
Serena:
  >> I MADE THE FIRST ROUND! 
  OHH,  WATCH OUT, SAMMY! 
  THIS SATURDAY'S GONNA BE MY BIG DAY. 
  I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS! 
  YOUR SISTER'S ON HER WAY TO THE COVER 
  OF "VOGUE"!
Luna:
  >>  SERENA, WHAT ARE YOU 
  DOING?
Serena:
  >>  I'M TRYING TO LEARN TO WALK 
  GRACEFULLY.
Luna:
  >>  SHOULDN'T YOU BE READING 
  THOSE?
Serena:
  >>  NO WAY, IT'LL STRAIN MY EYES. 
  OH! 
  SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO? 
  REMAIN CALM SERENA THAT'S IT! 
  A MODEL ALWAYS MANAGES TO LOOK PEACEFUL, 
  NO MATTER WHAT.
Luna:
  >>  GIVE ME A BREAK!
Serena:
  >>  OKAY NOW WHAT OUTFIT SHOULD I 
  WEAR? 
  OH YEAH, THE INVITATION SAID TO BRING 
  A BATHING SUIT. 
  LUCKY I JUST BOUGHT ONE LAST 
  YEAR. 
  I FORGOT THE MOTH BALLS!
  >>
  WOW! THIS PLACE IS PACKED!
Peter:
  >>  LADIES MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE! 
  I'LL BE STARTING THE PHOTO SESSIONS IN JUST  A 
  FEW MINUTES. 
  BUT FIRST, I WANT TO LAY DOWN A FEW 
  GROUND RULES FOR YOU,  I EXPECT YOU TO FOLLOW THEM EXACTLY OR YOU'RE OUT, GOT IT?
The Crowd:
  >>>  YES!
Luna:
  >>  I'M NOT SURE THIS IS A 
  GOOD IDEA SERENA.
Serena:
  >>  HOW COME?
Luna:
  >>  JUST A HUNCH. 
  THAT PHOTOGRAPHER SEEMS 
  WEIRD.
Serena:
  >>  HMMM... PETER'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE 
  THAT. 
  HE'S A CREATIVE GENIUS.
Luna:
  >>  THAT MAYBE, BUT THE GUY SURE ISN'T 
  CHOOSY ABOUT HIS MODELS.  IS HE?
Serena:
  >>HEY! WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
Molly:
  >>  SERENA, DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE GO?
Miss Haruna:
  >>  WE MISSED THE FIRST PART OF
  ORIENTATION.
Serena:
  >>  WE GO TO THE DRESSING 
  ROOM, THEN WE WAIT FOR OUR TURN.
SERENA:
  >>  THAT MAP IN MATH REALLY 
  HELPED. 
  AHH, OHH, CHEESE...
Miss Haruna:
  >>  GOTTA SUCK IT IN!
Molly:
  >>   RIGHT!!!!
  >>  HEY SERENA, DID YOU  GET YOURSELF A 
  NEW BATHING SUIT?
Serena:
  >>  SORT OF.
Molly:
  >>  SO LET'S SEE.
Serena:
  >>  YOU CAN'T  LAUGH.
Molly:
  >>  SO YOU GONNA SHOW ME? 
Serena:
  >>  YEAH.
Molly:
  >>  OH WELL, DON'T WORRY; THE SUIT'S NOT 
  THAT IMPORTANT ANYWAY.
Luna:
  >>  ALRIGHT SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH 
  THIS GUY? 
  I WANT TO GO HOME.
Peter:
  >>  SMILE! 
  GIVE ME LOTS OF ENERGY! 
  THAT'S IT LADIES EXCELENT. NOW HOLD IT THERE WHILE I 
  CAPTURE ALL OF YOU. 
  RIGHT!
Luna:
  >>  THEY DISAPPEARED! 
  I'LL BET IT'S THE NEGAVERSE!
Molly:
  >>  I'M GETTING SO NERVOUS.
Miss Haruna:
  >>  DON'T WORRY YOU'LL DO FINE.
Luna:
  >>  SERENA, THERE'S BIG TROUBLE. 
  I JUST SAW FIVE GIRLS VANISH IN 
  FRONT OF PETER'S CAMERA.
Serena:
  >>  WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Luna:
  >>  THE NEGAVERSE! 
  BET MY WISKERS, THAT'S WHAT THIS WHOLE 
  CONTEST IS ABOUT. 
  AND PETER'S DEFINATLY IN ON IT!
Serena:
  >>  PETER? NAHHH...YOU'VE BEEN STARING AT 
  TOO MANY FLASHBULBS.
Luna:
  >>  MOVE IT OR I'LL SHRED 
  YOUR BATHING SUIT.
Serena:
  >>  BUT WE'RE UP NEXT.
Molly:
  >>  SERENA WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
Serena:
  >>  JUST MY REFLECTION.
Miss Haruna:
  >>  ALRIGHT LET'S GO OUT AND BECOME 
  SUPERMODELS!
Molly:
  >>  HURRY UP, SERENA!
Serena:
  >>  HEY AMY, IT'S ME.  I'M OVER AT THE MODELING CONTEST 
  WITH LUNA AND SHE'S GOING BONKERS.
Luna:
  >>  NOT TRUE! 
  AMY, I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE TROUBLE, 
  SO STAY TUNED.
Molly:
  >>  SERENA, COME ON WE GOTTA GO!
Miss Haruna and Molly:
  >>>  REMEMBER, SUCK IT IN!
Serena:
  >>  OKAY IT'S SHOW TIME!
Luna:
  >>  WAIT FOR THE SAILOR SCOUTS!
Serena:
  >>  LUNA! 
  COME BACK HERE!
  GIVE ME BACK THAT BOW! 
  LUNA!
  LUNA STOP!
  GIVE IT BACK! 
Peter:
  >>  HOLD IT WHILE I CHECK 
  THE LIGHT.
Serena:
  >>  NOW  I'LL NEVER BE A MODEL. 
  I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OUT THERE 
  RIGHT NOW.
Peter:
  >>  NOW GIVE ME LOTS OF ENERGY GIRLIES!
Serena:
  >>  WHAT HAPPENED?
Luna:
  >>  NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME SERENA?
Serena:
  >>  YES. 
  WE GOTTA SAVE THEM!
Peter:
  >>  ALL RIGHT! 
  WHO'S NEXT!
Serena:
  >>  YOU STOP RIGHT THERE! 
  WHERE DID MY FRIENDS GO?
Peter:
  >>  A TRULY GREAT ARTIST NEVER 
  REVEALS HIS SECRETS! 
  NOW, SAY CHEESE!
Serena:
  >>  DON'T EVEN THINK OF 
  PRESSING THAT SHUTTER!
Peter:
  >>  WHY NOT?
Serena:
  >>  BECAUSE THE PETER I KNEW 
  WOULD NEVER  MAKE PEOPLE 
  DISAPPEAR.
Luna:
  >>  TRANSFORM SERENA, QUICKLY!
Serena:
  >>  MOON PRISM POWER!
Sailor Moon:
  I AM SAILOR MOON,  THE CHAMPION 
  OF JUSTICE! 
  GIVE ME THAT CAMERA NOW PETER OR I'LL 
  TURN YOU INTO MOONDUST!
Peter:
  >>  TRY AND TAKE IT!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  FINE!
  ON BEHALF OF THE MOON, I WILL
  RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH 
  OVER EVIL. 
  AND THAT'S YOU!
Peter:
  >>  SMILE FOR THE CAMERA SAILOR GIRL!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR MOON 
  POWER! 
  I REALLY NAILED HIM THAT 
  TIME.
Monster:
  >>  SAILOR MOON, GIVE ME A 
  NICE SMILE FOR YOUR FINAL 
  PORTRAIT! 
  MEGAZOOM!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  LUNA, WHAT NOW?
Luna:
  >>  DON'T LET HER TAKE YOUR 
  PICTURE, IF SHE DOES THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BE 
  LEFT OF YOU WILL BE A LOUSY
  SNAPSHOT!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  AND MY HAIR'S PROBABLY A MESS, TOO!
Luna:
  >>  SAILOR MOON, GET OUT OF THE WAY!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  NO LUNA! 
  NO SHE'S GONE!
Monster:
  >>  HERE.
Sailor Moon:
  >>  OH.
Monster:
  >>  I GET TO KEEP THE 
  NEGATIVES.
Sailor Moon:
  >>  WHERE ARE THEY? 
  BRING THEM BACK!
Monster:
  >>  NOW WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? 
  AND WHY WOULD YOU? 
  AS SOON AS I RELOAD, YOU'RE 
  JOINING  THEM!
Sailor Mars & Sailor Mercury:
  >>>  HOLD IT RIGHT THERE SLIME BALL! 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  SAILOR MERCURY! 
  SAILOR MARS!
Sailor Mercury: 
  >>  MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!
Sailor Mars: 
  >>  I CALL UPON THE 
  POWER OF MARS! 
  FIREBALLS... CHARGE!
Monster:
  >>  TRY ALL YOU LIKE GIRLIES. YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
Sailor Moon:
  >> THE SAILOR SCOUTS, SHE'S GOT THEM TOO.
Monster:
  >>  HERE'S SOME MORE FOR YOUR 
  SCRAPBOOK.
Sailor Moon:
  >>  AND THEY'RE ALL GONE BECAUSE 
  THEY TRIED TO SAVE ME.
Monster:
  >>  AND YOU'RE A GONER, TOO! 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  IF SAILOR MARS AND 
  SAILOR MERCURY COULDN'T STOP 
  HER, I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A CHANCE. 
  UNLESS I FIND A WAY TO GET HER TO ZAP 
  HERSELF. 
  THAT'S IT!
Monster:
  >>  MAX DESTRUCTION, 
  MEGAZOOM! 
  AAH! 
  THERE GOES MY SHOT AT 
  GETTING INTO QUEEN BERYL'S EVIL HALL 
  OF FAME. 
  NASTY SAILORS BRATS!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  SHE'S MOONDUST!
Monster:
  >>  NOO!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  MOON TIARA MAGIC!
Monseter:
  >>  AAH!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  AMAZING! 
  I ACTUALLY SAVED EVERYONE ON MY OWN!
Nephlyte:
  >>  WHAT'S HAPPENING? THE STARS ARE FADING!
Zoisite:
  >>  LOOKS LIKE SAILOR MOON'S
  TURNED YOUR PLAN TO 
  MOONDUST NEPHLYTE!
Nephlyte:
  >>  IT CAN'T BE. I WAS SO CLOSE! 
  I ALMOST HAD THAT FRISBY-THROWING BRAT!
Zoisite:
  >>  OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE GOT THE 
  SAME PROBLEM THAT JEDITE DID NEPHLYTE.
  YOU UNDERESTIMATED SAILOR 
  MOON. 
  FOOL.
Nephlyte:
  >>  BE QUIET! TELL QUEEN BERYL THAT MY 
  NEXT PLAN WILL GET RID OF 
  SAILOR MOON AND HER ANNOYING SAILOR FRIENDS
  ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Zoisite:
  >>  WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?
Nephlyte:
  >>  I HAD TWO OF THOSE 
  SAILOR SCOUTS CAPTURED, SO THEY'RE NOT 
  INVINCIBLE! 
  DON'T WORRY, I'LL STILL GATHER ENOUGH 
  ENERGY TO FREE THE NEGAFORCE 
  AND GET RID OF THOSE SCOUTS! 
Serena's Dad:
  >>  WHERE'S SERENA? 
Serena's Mom:
  >>  SHE'S TAKING A LITTLE NAP.
Sammy:
  >>  I CAN'T BELIEVE SERENA'S 
  GONNA MISS THIS! 
  THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THE 
  RESULTS OF THAT MODELING CONTEST TODAY!
Peter:
  >>  ACTUALLY I'VE DECIDED TO 
  CALL THIS WHOLE CONTEST THING OFF FOR 
  NOW.
Reporter:
  >>  BUT DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU'D 
  FOUND YOUR NEW INSPIRATION?
Peter:
  >>  YES, ACTUALLY I DID FIND HER. 
  BUT I'M NOT EVEN SURE THAT SHE 
  ACTUALLY EXISTS. 
  SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL HEROINE WITH LONG BLOND HAIR. 
  AND SHE SAID THAT CAME FROM THE MOON. 
  SO I'M GOING TO CONCENTRATE ON 
  MOONSCAPES.
Reporter:
  >>  WAS THIS SOME KIND OF ALIEN OR 
  SOMETHING?
Peter:
  >>  NO, MORE LIKE A PRINCESS.
Serena"s Mom and Dad:
  >>>  UH-HUH!!!
Serena's Mom:
  >>  I DON'T KNOW. BUT IT SEEMS TO ME THIS KID SEEMS TO HAVE 
  GONE OVER THE DEEP END DEAR.
Serena's Dad:
  >>  THE BOY NEEDS HELP.
Sammy:
  >>  A MOON PRINCESS? 
  GIVE ME A BREAK,  PLEASE!

Sailor Moon says:
  >>  WE GIRLS SPEND AN AWFUL LOT OF 
  TIME PRIMPING AND TRYING TO 
  LOOK HOT. 
  SO DO GUYS, BUT YOU DON'T 
  LIKE TO ADMIT IT. 
  BUT THERE'S MORE TO BEAUTY 
  THAN LOOKS. 
  AND BEING A  BEAUTIFUL 
  PERSON INSIDE, WHERE IT 
  COUNTS. 
  SO REMEMBER, BEAUTY IS WAY MORE 
  THAN SKIN DEEP. 
  AND I TOLD YOU SO!  UH-HUH!!!

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