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Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 32 "Bad Hair Day"


  >>  DARRIEN! 
  >>  SHE'S DREAMING ABOUT 
  DARRIEN AGAIN. 
  SHE WON'T GET ANY SLEEP. 
  >>  OUT OF MY FACE, 
  NEGAJERK! 
  TUXEDO MASK, I'LL SET YOU 
  FREE. 
  PROMISE... 
  >>  WHAT ABOUT ME? 
  IT'LL BE A LONG NIGHT. 
  >>  HEY, LOOK! 
  "SLICK CHICKS SALON". 
  >>  FREE HAIRCUT! 
  >>  NO WAY! 
  >>  SERENA, CHECK IT OUT! 
  YOU CAN GET RID OF THOSE 
  MEATBALLS ON YOUR HEAD. 
  >>  WHAT A COOL WAY TO OPEN. 
  I'M GOING FOR A TOTAL 
  MAKEOVER. 
  >>  I'M SO MAD! 
  I HAVE TO BABYSIT AFTER 
  SCHOOL. 
  >>  TOO BAD. 
  WE'LL GET MADE OVER AND LOOK 
  LIKE STARS. 
  >>  SERENA, YOU GOING? 
  HELLO, EARTH TO SERENA... 
  SHE'S SPACED. 
  WORSE THAN NORMAL. 
  >>  YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO 
  BE PATIENT. 
  SERENA'S TAKING TUXEDO 
  MASK'S DISAPPEARANCE HARD. 
  >>  POOR GIRL. 
  >>  AND SHE'S STOPPED 
  EATING! 
  THIS IS CRITICAL! 
  >>  I KNOW! 
  SHE CAN HARDLY FUNCTION. 
  LAST NIGHT, SHE KEPT CALLING 
  FOR DARRIEN IN HER SLEEP. 
  >>  WHAT A WIMP! 
  WHAT KIND OF PRINCESS SPACES 
  OUT WHEN WE NEED HER MOST? 
  >>  GIVE HER A BREAK. 
  SOMEONE SHE CARED ABOUT IS 
  OUT OF HER LIFE. 
  SHE'S HEARTBROKEN. 
  IS THAT SO HARD TO 
  UNDERSTAND? 
  >>  RAE, YOU NEVER USED TO 
  STAND UP FOR SERENA. 
  >>  I DID! 
  >>  HUH? 
  >>  I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE 
  MUCH OF A LEADER, BUT I WAS 
  WRONG. 
  >>  LUNA, YOU HAVE TO TALK 
  SOME SENSE INTO HER. 
  >>  SHE'S NOT A TOASTER YOU 
  TAKE IN TO GET FIXED. 
  MAYBE YOU GIRLS CAN THINK OF 
  A WAY TO CHEER HER UP. 
  SHE NEEDS A DISTRACTION. 
  >>  TIMES LIKE THIS, SOME 
  PEOPLE LIKE TO BE LEFT 
  ALONE. 
  SERENA'S NOT LIKE THAT. 
  MAYBE I CAN THINK OF 
  SOMETHING. 
  >>  DON'T MAKE THAT FACE, 
  MEATBALLHEAD. 
  IT MIGHT GET STUCK. 
  >>  DARRIEN, WHERE ARE YOU? 
  I NEVER THOUGHT I'D MISS 
  BEING CALLED MEATBALLHEAD. 
  HERE'S THAT SALON AD. 
  IF I CHOP THEM OFF, NO ONE 
  WILL CALL ME THAT AGAIN. 
  >>  HEY, WHAT'S UP? 
  >>  MINA, HOW'D YOU GET IN? 
  >>  YOUR MOTHER. 
  SHE WAS GOING TO BUY YOU 
  SOME ICE CREAM. 
  I HAVE AN IDEA! 
  IT'S FUN! 
  COME ON! 
  >>  YEAH? 
  >>  IT'S MAKEOVER TIME. 
  LET'S DO SOMETHING COOL WITH 
  YOUR HAIR. 
  WE'LL GIVE YOU A NEW STYLE 
  AND YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE 
  SOMEONE DIFFERENT. 
  FROM A DIFFERENT TIME AND 
  PLACE! 
  SOUNDS GOOD. 
  THE BEST PART IS HAVING 
  SOMEONE PAMPER YOU AND MAKE 
  YOU FEEL SPECIAL. 
  >>  MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE MY 
  HAIR. 
  >>  THERE YOU ARE, 
  MALACHITE. 
  >>  YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 
  >>  TUXEDO MASK WILL SOON BE 
  UNDER MY CONTROL. 
  THEN I WANT TO TEST HIM. 
  DID YOU SET THE NEXT TRAP? 
  I WANT HIM TO GO, TO SEE 
  WHERE HIS LOYALTY LIES. 
  >>  CONSIDER IT DONE. 
  >>  SUCH CONFIDENCE, 
  CONSIDERING YOUR TRACK 
  RECORD. 
  TELL ME THIS NEW PLAN WILL 
  WORK. 
  >>  IT WILL. 
  I'VE FOUND A WAY TO TRAP HER 
  BEFORE SHE BECOMES SAILOR 
  MOON. 
  >>  REALLY? 
  >>  THIS IS A PIECE OF HAIR 
  SHE LEFT BEHIND IN THE LAST 
  FIGHT. 
  WE'LL ANALYSE IT AND FIND 
  THE GIRL WHO MATCHES IT. 
  WE'LL MAKE HER TRANSFORM AND 
  GIVE UP THE CRYSTAL. 
  >>  VERY WELL. 
  PROCEED. 
  >>  THANK YOU. 
  >>  WELCOME TO SLICK CHICKS! 
  WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE DONE? 
  >>  MY FRIEND WOULD LIKE A 
  TOTAL MAKEOVER. 
  >>  SURE THING. 
  YOU'LL BE ALL NEW, STARTING 
  WITH LOSING THOSE POMPONS. 
  HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SHORT 
  AND BRIGHT RED? 
  >>  ME, A REDHEAD? 
  >>  THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT 
  SERENA NEEDS NOW: TOTAL 
  DISTRACTION. 
  >>  THERE. 
  I'LL GET YOU WHEN IT'S DONE. 
  NOW, SOME CONDITIONER. 
  NO MATCH! 
  WILL SAILOR MOON EVER COME 
  IN? 
  OKAY, WE'LL TAKE YOU NOW. 
  SORRY FOR THE WAIT. 
  >>  I'M JUST WAITING FOR A 
  FRIEND. 
  >>  WHY NOT TRY OUR HAIR 
  STEAMER? 
  IT'S WARM AND RELAXING AND 
  MAKES YOUR HAIR SILKY. 
  YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A STAR. 
  NOT THAT YOU NEED IT! 
  IT'S FREE! 
  THERE YOU ARE. 
  I'LL GET YOU WHEN IT'S DONE. 
  HMM... 
  FINALLY, A MATCH. 
  SO BLONDIE'S SAILOR MOON. 
  >>  THAT HURTS! 
  DO YOU HAVE TO RUB SO HARD? 
  >>  QUEEN BERYL WILL BE 
  THRILLED! 
  THE SILVER CRYSTAL WILL BE 
  MINE! 
  >>  OW! 
  >>  THIS WATER'S TOO HOT! 
  >>  YOU'RE MINE, SAILOR 
  MOON. 
  YOU CAN'T HIDE ANYMORE! 
  >>  OW! 
  LET GO! 
  WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 
  >>  TRANSFORM! 
  I KNOW YOU'RE SAILOR MOON! 
  GIVE ME THE CRYSTAL! 
  >>  WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 
  ABOUT? 
  >>  DON'T PLAY DUMB! 
  YOUR HAIR MATCHES SAILOR 
  MOON'S! 
  >>  I SEE. 
  I MUST HAVE GOT SERENA'S 
  HAIR ON ME WHEN I BRUSHED 
  IT. 
  THIS SALON IS A NEGAVERSE 
  TRAP! 
  >>  SO, YOU'RE STUBBORN? 
  THAT'S FINE WITH ME. 
  I CAN BE VERY CONVINCING. 
  >>  SHE'S A NIGHTMARE! 
  >>  MS. SCISSORHANDS THINKS 
  SHE'S GOT SAILOR MOON. 
  IS SHE IN FOR A SURPRISE! 
  THE REAL SAILOR MOON WILL 
  NOW STEP FORWARD! 
  MOON PRISM POWER! 
  LOOKING FOR ME? 
  YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SAILOR 
  MOON. 
  >>  HOW CAN THIS BE? 
  >>  I'M SAILOR MOON, 
  CHAMPION OF JUSTICE. 
  I RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH 
  OVER EVIL. 
  AND THAT'S YOU. 
  YOU HAVE THE WRONG GIRL. 
  DR'h THAT! 
  >>  YOU DON'T IMPRESS ME! 
  I'LL SNIP YOU DOWN TO SIZE! 
  >>  NOW I'M IN FOR IT. 
  >>  HOW ABOUT THE QUICK DRY? 
  I'LL SET IT ON, REALLY HOT! 
  >>  I HAVE TO HELP HER. 
  >>  LET'S GET RID OF SOME OF 
  THOSE SPLIT ENDS! 
  TO THE ROOTS! 
  BANGS A LITTLE LONG, DON'T 
  YOU THINK? 
  >>  TALK ABOUT A BAD HAIR 
  DAY! 
  YOU'RE IN FOR ONE, LADY! 
  NO ONE MESSES WITH SAILOR 
  MOON! 
  TELL QUEEN BERYL THAT. 
  MOON HEALING... OH! 
  MY WAND. 
  HUH, A ROSE? 
  TUXEDO MASK, IS THAT YOU? 
  YOU'RE BACK! 
  I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 
  YOU'RE HERE. 
  >>  DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP. 
  >>  HUH? 
  >>  I'M HERE FOR THE 
  CRYSTAL. 
  AND THAT'S IT. 
  HAND IT OVER. 
  >>  WHAT FOR? 
  >>  DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. 
  I DIDN'T COME TO CHAT. 
  >>  WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO 
  YOU? 
  >>  COUGH UP THE CRYSTAL, OR 
  GET A BUZZ CUT! 
  >>  GET HER! 
  QUEEN BERYL WANTS THAT 
  CRYSTAL! 
  >>  THIS CAN'T BE! 
  >>  TIME FOR A NEW DO! 
  >>  HELP! 
  >>  TUXEDO MASK'S WORKING 
  FOR THE NEGAVERSE! 
  SAILOR MOON'S IN FOR IT. 
  VENUS POWER! 
  >>  HA, HA! 
  NEED A NEW LOOK, SAILOR 
  MOON? 
  HOW ABOUT THAT? 
  >>  YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT 
  CRYSTAL, TOOLHEAD! 
  >>  YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE! 
  HAND IT OVER! 
  >>  NO! 
  >>  NO MORE MRS. NICEGUY! 
  HA, HA! 
  >>  READY FOR THAT BUZZCUT? 
  >>>  DROP IT, NEGASLEAZE! 
  >>  HUH? 
  >>  MY FRIENDS! 
  >>  MARS FIRE... 
  >>  JUPITER THUNDER... 
  >>  ... IGNITE! 
  >>  ... CRASH! 
  >>  MERCURY BUBBLES... 
  BLAST! 
  >>  QUICK, USE YOUR WAND. 
  >>  MOON HEALING REPARATION! 
  >>  TUXEDO MASK! 
  ARE YOU ALL RIGHT NOW? 
  YOU'RE WITH US? 
  >>  KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. 
  HE'S NOT OUR FRIEND. 
  HE'S BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE 
  NEGAVERSE. 
  WHO KNOWS WHAT HE MIGHT DO? 
  THAT NEGAMONSTER WAS TAKING 
  ORDERS FROM HIM. 
  DON'T THINK FOR A MINUTE 
  HE'S WORKING FOR ANYONE BUT 
  QUEEN BERYL. 
  >>  VENUS IS RIGHT. 
  YOU'RE MY ENEMY, AND I WON'T 
  STOP UNTIL THAT CRYSTAL IS 
  MINE! 
  >>  THIS CAN'T BE! 
  >>  THEY REALLY DID A JOB OF 
  BRAINWASHING. 
  >>  ENOUGH CHAT! 
  I WANT THAT CRYSTAL, AND 
  I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL TO GET 
  IT. 
  WHO'S FIRST? 
  >>  TUXEDO MASK, REPORT BACK 
  TO ME NOW! 
  YOU'RE NOT READY TO FIGHT 
  ALL FIVE OF THEM. 
  >>  YOU'RE LUCKY THIS TIME. 
  BUT I'LL BE BACK. 
  NEXT TIME IT WON'T BE SO 
  PRETTY. 
  AND I WON'T LEAVE WITHOUT 
  THAT CRYSTAL. 
  REMEMBER THAT! 
  SEE YOU! 
  NEGAFORCE, WHY DIDN'T YOU 
  SEND ME AS PRINCE DARRIEN? 
  I FEEL STRONGER THIS WAY. 
  >>  BECAUSE THE SAILOR 
  SCOUTS LIKE TUXEDO MASK. 
  THEY'RE THROWN OFF GUARD 
  WHENEVER THEY SEE HIM. 
  USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. 
  >>  I WANT YOU TO STEP UP 
  DARRIEN'S TRAINING, 
  MALACHITE. 
  MAKE HIM STRONGER. 
  >>  AS YOU WISH, BUT I DON'T 
  SEE THE POINT. 
  >>  ARE YOU JEALOUS? 
  WHEN WE FREE THE NEGAFORCE, 
  I'LL NEED SOMEONE BY MY 
  SIDE. 
  PRINCE DARRIEN WILL BE THAT 
  MAN. 
  >>  GUESS EVERYTHING'S BACK 
  TO NORMAL AT SLICK CHICKS. 
  >>  I'M STARVED. 
  WANT TO GET CHEESEBURGERS, 
  FRIES, AND TRIPLE FUDGE 
  SUNDAES? 
  >>  THINGS ARE BACK TO 
  NORMAL WITH SERENA, TOO. 
  SHE MUST BE OVER TUXEDO 
  MASK. 
  >>  NO WAY, BUT I HAVE A 
  PLAN TO GET HIM BACK. 
  WE'LL DE-BRAINWASH HIM. 
  >>  THIS FROM SOMEONE WHO 
  CAN BARELY PROGRAM A V.C.R. 
  >>  BUT I PREFER HAVING THE 
  FOOD-CRAZED SERENA BACK. 
  SHE HAD ME WORRIED. 
  >>  RAE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 
  DO YOU MISS HIM? 
  >>  I'LL BE FINE. 
  >>  AS SOON AS WE FINISH DE- 
  BRAINWASHING TUXEDO MASK, 
  I'LL TELL THAT GUY OFF! 
  BUT IN THE MEANTIME, HOW 
  ABOUT THOSE FRIES? 

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