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Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 38 "Fractious Friends"

  >>  GIVE UP, SAILOR MOON! 
  YOU'RE NAILED! 
  >>  YOU'RE SUCH A BIGMOUTH, 
  MARS. 
  ALL TALK, NO ACTION. 
  >>  YOU'LL GET ACTION, THEN 
  YOU'LL WHINE AS USUAL. 
  >>  GIVE US THE WAND. 
  >>  DON'T MAKE US COME GET 
  IT. 
  >>  IT'S OVER. 
  DON'T BE STUBBORN. 
  >>  WHAT ARE YOU WAITING 
  FOR? 
  WE'RE NOT WAITING ALL NIGHT. 
  MARS FIRE... 
  IGNITE! 
  GUESS I OVERDID IT. 
  >>  SMOOTH MOVE, PYRO! 
  YOU NEARLY MELTED MY BOOTS. 
  >>  OOPS! 
  >>  WHERE'S THIS ENERGY 
  COMING FROM? 
  >>  THERE'S FRICTION BETWEEN 
  SAILOR MOON AND THE OTHERS. 
  THE SILVER CRYSTAL MUST BE 
  REACTING. 
  >>  FRICTION? 
  >>  SO I'M TOLD. 
  NINJANA, GIVE US YOUR 
  REPORT. 
  >>  YES, MASTER. 
  >>  LET'S HOPE SHE'S 
  RELIABLE. 
  >>  SHE'S THE BEST. 
  SHE'S BEEN WATCHING THE 
  SCOUTS. 
  TELL US WHAT YOU'VE GOT. 
  >>  HERE. 
  >>  WHAT'S THIS? 
  >>  TAKE A LOOK. 
  THE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE 
  TEAMING UP AGAINST SAILOR 
  MOON. 
  THEY WANT TO KICK HER OUT, 
  KEEP THE CRYSTAL, AND CHOOSE 
  A NEW LEADER. 
  >>  OR IT COULD BE A TRICK! 
  IT LOOKS REAL, BUT IT COULD 
  BE A TRAP. 
  CHECK SOME MORE BEFORE WE 
  MOVE. 
  >>  NINJANA DOESN'T MAKE 
  MISTAKES. 
  >>  YOU QUESTION MY ORDERS? 
  >>  YOU HEARD THE QUEEN. 
  >>  I'LL BE IN TOUCH. 
  >>  NICE; PERFECT FOR MY 
  BLACK DRESS. 
  >>  WHO ARE YOU? 
  >>  NO ONE YOU SHOULD MESS 
  WITH! 
  >>  CALL THE POLICE! 
  >>  NOBODY'S GOING ANYWHERE. 
  >>>  AAH! 
  >>  CAREER'S OVER, CREEP! 
  >>  IT'S SAILOR MOON! 
  >>  I'M SAILOR MOON, 
  CHAMPION OF JUSTICE! 
  >>  I'M TREMBLING. 
  >>  CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH 
  YOU? 
  >>  I'M BUSY HERE. 
  >>  WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT 
  AS ONE. 
  >>  I AM ONE! 
  >>  LEADERSHIP'S GONE TO 
  YOUR HEAD. 
  >>  PRIMA DONN 
  >>  MAYBE WE SHOULD SETTLE 
  THIS AFTER WE HANDLE THE 
  BURGLAR? 
  >>  NO, THIS HAS BEEN GOING 
  ON TOO LONG. 
  >>  THIS IS MUTINY! 
  YOU CAN'T DO THIS! 
  >>  LOOKS LIKE WE JUST DID. 
  >>  WE'RE SICK OF FOLLOWING 
  A DINGBAT! 
  >>  DINGBAT! 
  A HOTHEAD WHO BURNS PEOPLE'S 
  FEET IS BETTER? 
  >>>  YOU'RE WORSE! 
  YOU'RE COMPLETELY DUMB! 
  I WANT OUT! 
  >>  WHAT'S THE PAPARAZZI 
  DOING HERE? 
  >>  WHAT A SCOOP! 
  THE SAILOR SCOUTS FIGHTING! 
  THIS WILL BE FRONT PAGE! 
  >>>  ENOUGH ALREADY! 
  >>  WHO DO YOU THINK YOU 
  ARE? 
  AND HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE 
  HERE? 
  >>  THAT'S A SECRET. 
  ANY TRUTH TO THE BUZZ THAT 
  YOU'RE SPLITSVILLE? 
  SAILOR MOON? 
  >>  YOU'RE FROM ONE OF THOSE 
  CANDID CAMERA SHOWS, RIGHT? 
  MY FRIENDS ARE PLAYING A 
  JOKE! 
  HOPING I'LL MAKE A FOOL OF 
  MYSELF, RIGHT? 
  >>  IS IT TRUE? 
  HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO DISH 
  ABOUT THE REAL SAILOR MOON! 
  WE'LL PAY BIG BUCKS! 
  >>  I'M OUT OF HERE! 
  >>  NO COMMENT! 
  >>  SOMEONE MUST HAVE SOME 
  DIRT! 
  HUH? 
  >>  I HOPE THEY DON'T SPILL. 
  >>  SAILOR MOON! 
  COULD YOU HELP US DOWN? 
  >>  RIGHT. 
  SORRY... 
  >>  SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT 
  THAT REPORTER. 
  >>  BETTER KEEP AN EYE ON 
  HER. 
  >>  GOOD THING SAILOR MOON 
  SHOWED UP, OR THAT BURGLAR 
  COULD HAVE CLEANED US OUT. 
  >>  MUST HAVE BEEN SCARY. 
  >>  YEAH, BUT WHAT'S SCARIER 
  IS THE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE 
  TALKING ABOUT SPLITTING UP. 
  >>  FOR REAL? 
  YOU MUST BE WRONG. 
  WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO WHEN 
  SAILOR MOON IS SO COOL? 
  >>  SHE'S SPACEY. 
  >>  SPACEY? 
  >>  HELLO! 
  >>  WHAT'S HAPPENING? 
  >>  NANCY VARGESS, "DAILY 
  SURPRISE". 
  COULDN'T HELP HEARING YOU 
  TALK ABOUT THE SAILOR 
  SCOUTS. 
  I WANT THE LATEST. 
  >>  NO COMMENT. 
  >>  I HEARD YOU. 
  YOU MUST HAVE INSIDE INFO. 
  DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT 
  ROBBERY? 
  >>  ASK HER. 
  IT'S HER STORE. 
  >>  OH, DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU 
  WITHOUT PYJAMAS. 
  WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 
  >>  YOU TALK FAST. 
  >>  PART OF THE JOB! 
  SO GIVE ME THE GOODS ABOUT 
  THE SPAT THEY WERE IN... 
  >>  I COULDN'T SAY. 
  I MUST HAVE BEEN IN SHOCK. 
  SERENA, WAIT! 
  >>  IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, 
  YOU'VE GOT MY NUMBER. 
  >>  THAT WAS CLOSE. 
  HOW DID SHE KNOW WHERE OUR 
  SCHOOL IS? 
  >>  I'M GETTING BAD VIBES. 
  >>  FASTER! 
  WE CAN'T LET HER GET AWAY! 
  >>  THAT'S IT! 
  YOU CAN'T USE MY BUTT FOR 
  PRACTISE KICKS! 
  TRY THIS, MARS! 
  >>  THIS IS YOUR GIG. 
  BUT EVERY TIME YOU EAT A 
  LITTLE DIRT, YOU WANT TO 
  CALL THINGS OFF. 
  AND YOU WONDER WHY WE DON'T 
  RESPECT YOU. 
  >>  MAYBE THIS ISN'T A GOOD 
  IDEA, BUT THERE MUST BE A 
  WAY TO FIND AN ENTRANCE TO 
  THE NEGAVERSE THAT DOESN'T 
  HURT. 
  >>  IF YOU WANT TO FREE 
  TUXEDO MASK, YOU HAVE TO BE 
  WILLING TO TAKE A FEW 
  KNOCKS. 
  >>  BUT COULDN'T WE PRACTISE 
  MORE GENTLY? 
  >>  WHAT A WIMP! 
  YOU'RE THE ONE WHO 
  ROLUNTEERED TO FAKE OUT THE 
  NEGAVERSE. 
  THEY'LL THINK YOU WA TO 
  QUIT THEN COME TAKE YOU BACK 
  WITH THEM. 
  >>  I DON'T LIKE THIS. 
  >>  IT'S TOO LATE NOW. 
  THE NEGAVERSE HAS ITS 
  FEELERS OUT. 
  IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO, YOU 
  SHOULD HAVE TOLD US BEFORE. 
  >>  KEEP IT DOWN; MY HEAD 
  HURTS. 
  >>  ARTEMIS, HAS THE "DAILY 
  SURPRISE" REPORTED THE 
  ROBBERY? 
  >>  SURE. 
  THAT REPORTER WAS IN ON THE 
  WHOLE THING. 
  >>>  WHAT? 
  >>  ARE YOU SERIOUS? 
  >>  LOOK AT THIS! 
  SERENA, CAN'T YOU KEEP YOUR 
  JAWS SHUT? 
  >>  WHAT? 
  >>  YOUR MOUTH IS HUGE! 
  >>  TALK ABOUT A BIG MOUTH! 
  >>  MAYBE IT'S THE ANGLE? 
  >>  STOP FIGHTING. 
  WE'VE BEEN WATCHING THAT 
  REPORTER. 
  NANCY VARGESS USUALLY WORKS 
  ON INTERNATIONAL STORIES, 
  NOT PIDDLY STORE ROBBERIES. 
  >>  YOU THINK THE NEGAVERSE 
  GOT HER? 
  >>  YES. 
  >>  THAT MEANS I'M A BETTER 
  ACTOR THAN I THOUGHT. 
  THAT'S COOL! 
  THE NEGAVERSE THINKS I WANT 
  TO DITCH YOU! 
  >>  YOU MEAN WE WANT TO 
  DITCH YOU. 
  >>  THAT TOO. 
  >>  THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO 
  FIND OUT. 
  >>  ARE YOU REALLY WILLING 
  TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS? 
  WE CAN CALL IT OFF. 
  >>  PIECE OF CAKE! 
  >>  I KNOW YOU CAN, BUT 
  WE'LL BE STANDING BY IF YOU 
  GET INTO TROUBLE. 
  >>  GUARANTEED IF SERENA'S 
  INVOLVED. 
  >>  WHAT'S THAT MEAN? 
  RAE, I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE 
  YOU WANT ME TO REALLY QUIT. 
  >>  DO YOU MEAN THAT? 
  >>  SHE'S MADE IT CLEAR SHE 
  WANTS TO BE LEADER. 
  >>  THAT'S HISTORY! 
  >>  OH, YEAH? 
  I CAN DO IT LONGER THAN YOU! 
  >>  WANNA BET? 
  >>  ANYONE GOT SOME ASPIRIN? 
  >>  THIS IS THE PLACE. 
  >>>  WHOA! 
  >>  SHE MUST TAKE MILLIONS 
  OF PICTURES TO PAY FOR THIS 
  PLACE. 
  >>  STOP GAWKING AND RING 
  THE BELL! 
  >>  ALL RIGHT. 
  >>>  GOOD LUCK! 
  >>  OKAY... 
  >>  MAY I HELP YOU? 
  >>  NANCY VARGESS? 
  I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM SAILOR 
  MOON. 
  >>  REALLY? 
  HER GRAMMAR'S HORRIBLE. 
  SHE WANTS TO MEET ME AT THE 
  PARK AT 11:00 TONIGHT, AND 
  TO COME ALONE. 
  WILL DO AN INTERVIEW WITH 
  THE "DAILY SURPRISE", 
  DISCUSS LEAVING THE SCOUTS. 
  HOW DID YOU END UP WITH 
  THIS? 
  DO YOU KNOW HER? 
  >>  MY FRIEND MOLLY FOUND IT 
  AFTER THE BURGLARY, BUT SHE 
  WAS TOO SHY TO COME... 
  >>  HOPE IT WASN'T TOO MUCH 
  TROUBLE TO BRING. 
  >>  NO, IT WAS ON MY WAY TO 
  THE LIBRARY! 
  >>  SO SAILOR MOON WANTS 
  OUT! 
  >>  BERYL'S RESTLESS. 
  WHAT'S UP? 
  >>  SEE FOR YOURSELF. 
  >>  YOU'RE TURNING INTO A 
  BAT. 
  >>  SNIDEMEISTER! 
  CHECK IT OUT. 
  >>  SHE CAN'T SPELL. 
  >>  I'M MEETING SAILOR MOON 
  TONIGHT. 
  I ASSUME YOU'RE COMING? 
  >>  YES. 
  WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS HER 
  SURRENDER. 
  >>  WON'T BE LONG NOW. 
  SCARY PLACE, BUT I'LL GO 
  THROUGH WITH THIS TO FIND 
  THE ENTRANCE TO THE 
  NEGAVERSE. 
  I'LL SHOW THEM. 
  >>  SAILOR MOON? 
  >>  HOW'D YOU GET HERE? 
  >>  LOOK, I'M THE ONE ASKING 
  THE QUESTIONS. 
  >>  SORRY, BUT I'M NOT USED 
  TO SQUEALING TO THE PRESS. 
  >>  LET'S GET STARTED. 
  >>  OKAY. 
  >>  YOU'RE QUITTING THE HERO 
  BUSINESS? 
  >>  YEAH, TOO MUCH 
  COMPETITION AND JEALOUSY. 
  >>  YEAH. 
  SO I HEARD. 
  >>  OH! 
  THE BURGLAR! 
  >>  MORE THAN A BURGLAR! 
  WELCOME, MALACHITE. 
  >>  MALACHITE! 
  >>  ALWAYS A PLEASURE! 
  >>  WHY ARE YOU HERE? 
  IF I KNEW YOU WERE COMING, I 
  WOULDN'T HAVE WASTED TIME 
  WITH THIS AIRHEAD. 
  >>  WHO'S AN AIRHEAD? 
  >>  MUST HAVE BEEN 
  MISQUOTED. 
  >>  LET'S STICK TO BUSINESS. 
  HERE'S THE DEAL: GIVE US THE 
  CRYSTAL, AND WE'LL LET YOU 
  COME BACK WITH US. 
  >>  JUST BECAUSE I QUIT THE 
  SAILOR SCOUTS, I WOULDN'T 
  WORK FOR THE NEGAVERSE! 
  I DIDN'T COME HERE TO DEAL! 
  >>  NOT EVEN TO SAVE TUXEDO 
  MASK? 
  HE'S NOT DOING SO WELL. 
  >>  YOU'RE BLUFFING. 
  >>  NO, HE'S VERY WEAK. 
  WE'RE NOT SURE HOW LONG 
  HE'LL LAST. 
  THAT LAST BATTLE TOOK IT OUT 
  OF HIM. 
  I'M SURE HE'D FEEL BETTER 
  WITH YOU AROUND. 
  COME BACK AND YOU'LL BE 
  TOGETHER. 
  >>  HE DOESN'T REMEMBER ME. 
  >>  YES, HE DOES. 
  THAT'S WHY WE HAVEN'T 
  DESTROYED YOU. 
  >>  LIAR! 
  >>  I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT! 
  IF YOU WANT TO SEE HIM 
  AGAIN, HAND OVER THE WAND 
  NOW! 
  >>  IF HE'S TELLING THE 
  TRUTH, MAYBE I CAN TRICK HIM 
  AND SAVE DARRIEN. 
  >>  WHAT'LL IT BE, PRINCESS? 
  >>  I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 
  >>  WHICH IS? 
  >>  BRING TUXEDO MASK HERE 
  AND I'LL MAKE HIM BETTER, 
  THEN GIVE YOU THE WAND. 
  IS IT A DEAL? 
  >>  DID YOU HEAR THAT? 
  SHE'D GIVE UP THE WAND! 
  >>  MALACHITE, WE'VE GOT 
  COMPANY. 
  SHOULD I GET RID OF THEM? 
  >>  THEY'RE NOT IMPORTANT 
  ANYMORE. 
  >>  SO, IS IT A DEAL? 
  IF NOT, DON'T WASTE MY TIME! 
  >>  TUXEDO MASK ISN'T STRONG 
  ENOUGH TO TRAVEL. 
  >>  THEN FORGET IT. 
  EW! 
  >>  HE'S THROUGH THAT WARP 
  HOLE, WITH YOUR FREEDOM! 
  QUEEN BERYL WILL GIVE YOU 
  ANYTHING YOU WANT. 
  WHAT DO YOU SAY? 
  >>  KIND OF CREEPY. 
  >>  AFRAID? 
  >>  NO! 
  BUT IF I GO, DON'T LET THE 
  SAILOR BRATS FOLLOW ME. 
  >>  WHY IS SHE CALLING US 
  BRATS? 
  >>  IT'S PART OF THE PLAN. 
  >>  I DON'T KNOW. 
  I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT 
  THE WARP. 
  NO OFFENCE, BUT I DON'T 
  TRUST YOU. 
  >>  YOU'RE NOT SO DUMB AFTER 
  ALL. 
  >>  HELP! 
  >>  HELP! 
  >>  WHERE'S THAT CRYSTAL? 
  >>  I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE 
  TRUSTED YOU! 
  >>  POOR SOUL! 
  IT NEVER CROSSED YOUR MIND 
  TO DOUBLECROSS US? 
  TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT A SCOUT. 
  THEY COULD HAVE HELPED. 
  >>  THEY'LL BE HERE! 
  THEY'RE STILL YOUR ENEMY! 
  >>  YOU THINK THEY'D SAVE 
  YOU? 
  >>  WE SHOULD HELP. 
  >>  STICK TO HER PLAN. 
  >>  RIGHT! 
  REMEMBER DARRIEN. 
  WE HAVE TO GET READINGS ON 
  THAT WARP HOLE WITH YOUR 
  COMPUTER. 
  >>  HAND OVER THE WAND. 
  YOU DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE. 
  YOU'RE RETIRED. 
  >>  DON'T DO IT! 
  >>  SHE WON'T. 
  >>  YOUR FRIENDS OBVIOUSLY 
  DON'T CARE. 
  >>  MAYBE THEY REALLY DO 
  WANT TO GET RID OF ME... 
  WAS THAT THE POINT OF THIS? 
  >>  I CAN'T STAND IT! 
  LET'S GO! 
  >>  ME, TOO! 
  >>  NO, GO WITH THE PLAN! 
  >>  I'M LOSING PATIENCE. 
  >>  THE PLAN'S FAILED AND 
  THEY'LL GET THE WAND. 
  >>  AND THE CRYSTAL. 
  >>  NO, THEY WON'T. 
  >>  SAILOR MARS! 
  >>  IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 
  SHE LEFT IT IN MY ROOM, SO I 
  KEPT IT. 
  >>  THAT WASN'T RIGHT. 
  >>  IT'S NOT BECAUSE I WANT 
  IT. 
  >>  SURE? 
  >>  HELP! 
  >>  GIVE UP! 
  >>  NOT WITHOUT SEEING 
  DARRIEN! 
  >>  THAT WON'T HAPPEN! 
  >>  HOW WILL SHE FIGHT? 
  >>  SAILOR SCOUTS, I NEED 
  HELP! 
  >>  HELP ME PROTECT THE 
  CRYSTAL. 
  SAILOR SCOUTS, CHARGE! 
  >>  IT'S ABOUT TIME. 
  >>  BACK OFF! 
  SAILOR SCOUTS ARE HERE! 
  I AM MARS! 
  >>  I AM MERCURY! 
  >>  SAILOR JUPITER! 
  >>  SAILOR VENUS! 
  >>  WE ARE THE SAILOR 
  SCOUTS! 
  >>  CHAMPIONS OF JUSTICE! 
  >>  NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON. 
  >>  YOU FINALLY SHOWED UP. 
  THE SCOUTS ARE STILL A TEAM. 
  >>  WELL, EVERYONE MAKES 
  MISTAKES! 
  MARS FIRE... 
  IGNITE! 
  >>  THAT FEELS GOOD! 
  >>  JUPITER THUNDER... 
  >>  VENUS CRESCENT BEAM... 
  >>  CRASH! 
  >>  SMASH! 
  >>  YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE 
  LAST OF ME! 
  UNTIL NEXT TIME! 
  >>  GIVE ME THAT CRYSTAL! 
  >>  TRANSFORM HER! 
  >>  BETTER MULTIPLY MY ODDS, 
  SINCE THERE ARE SO MANY OF 
  YOU! 
  WHICH ONE GOES FIRST? 
  >>  I WILL. 
  MERCURY BUBBLES... 
  BLAST! 
  >>  FEEL KIND OF LOST? 
  YOU ARE, BUT NOT FOR LONG. 
  I'M SAILOR MOON, CHAMPION OF 
  JUSTICE! 
  I RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH 
  OVER EVIL. 
  AND THAT'S YOU! 
  >>  TRY IT! 
  >>  MARS FIRE... 
  IGNITE! 
  >>  SHE'S PAST TENSE. 
  MOON HEALING ACTIVATION! 
  >>  ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 
  >>  SURE. 
  BUT CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT YOU 
  WERE DOING WITH MY WAND? 
  >>  YOU LEFT IT UNDER MY 
  BED! 
  >>  WHY'D YOU WAIT SO LONG 
  TO SAVE ME? 
  >>  WE WERE TRYING TO GET 
  READINGS ON THE WARP HOLE. 
  >>  WHAT WAS YOUR CUE? 
  MY FACE TURNING BLUE? 
  >>  YOU'RE SUCH A WHINER! 
  >>  TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE! 
  >>  WHO WANTS ICE CREAM? 
  >>  I DO, BUT THEY'RE NOT 
  INVITED. 

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