Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 46 "Kindergarten Chaos"
>> WHOA!
>> IT'S SO LATE!
>> NOT MY FAULT YOU DIDN'T
SET THE ALARM.
>> I'M GOING TO BE SO LATE
AND I'VE GOT A MATH TEST
FIRST PERIOD.
ARTEMIS, WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE
ME?
>> SHE'S NOWHERE NEAR
SERENA'S LEAGUE.
I MEAN, SHE'S THE QUEEN OF
TARDY.
>> FASTER!
MAYBE I CAN MAKE IT.
>> COME ON, INSECT, I WANT
THAT COMIC BOOK.
>> NO WAY, IT'S MINE.
GET YOUR OWN.
>> HAND IT OVER.
I'M WARNING YOU.
>>> COME ON!
>> HEY!
DWEEBS, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
>> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
>> LITTLE MAGGOTS.
ARE YOU OKAY, LITTLE GIRL?
>> YOU REALLY FREAKED THOSE
GUYS OUT, DIDN'T YOU?
>> I GUESS THAT WAS THE
IDEA.
>> CAN YOU HELP ME?
I'M SO LATE.
I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO MISS
MY SCHOOL BUS.
>> I'D REALLY LIKE TO, KID,
BUT I'M LATE MYSELF.
>> PRETTY PLEASE?
>> I'M SORRY, SWEETIE.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO.
I'LL NEVER GET THERE ON MY
OWN.
>> EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL.
IT WORKS.
>> WE MADE IT.
>> BYE-BYE!
>> WELL, AT LEAST SHE'S
GOING TO MAKE IT TO SCHOOL.
>> I'LL SAY.
AT THIS RATE, YOU'RE GOING
TO BE LUCKY IF YOU GET THERE
BEFORE LUNCH.
>> WHO NEEDS LUNCH?
RUN FOR IT!
HUH?
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SO
LATE.
MINA, DID YOU OVERSLEEP?
>> SURE DID.
>> DID YOU HAVE TROUBLE
WITH AN ALARM CLOCK, TOO?
>> YEAH.
I THINK I NEED TO TAKE THAT
STUPID OLD CLOCK IN TO BE
FIXED.
>> YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT THE
CLOCKS THAT NEED FIXING
AROUND HERE.
>> I HAVEN'T A CLUE WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I GO THIS WAY.
> 'BYE, MINA.
CATCH YOU LATER.
(clock bells chiming)
>> OH, I'M TOO LATE.
>> I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, THE
GIRL DID TRY, BUT SHE'S
STILL AWFULLY TARDY.
>> OH, NO, DETENTION AGAIN,
FOR BOTH RECESSES.
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST START
SCHOOL LATER?
>> AH, THE LOVELY SERENA.
YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL EYES WHEN THEY'RE
FULL OF TEARS.
>> ALAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?
>> I JUST WANT TO HEAR
THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS
THAT MAKE ME WALK ON AIR.
>> GO HANG YOURSELF.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING HERE, ALAN?
>> JUST MY EARLY MORNING
STRETCHES.
ONE AND TWO AND THREE
AND FOUR.
YOU'RE TOUGH, YOU'RE STRONG,
DON'T QUIT, COME ON.
>> UH-HUH.
WEIRD BROTHER AND SISTER
ACT.
>> OKAY, JUST LET ME
EXPLAIN MY STRATEGY.
>> SOME STRATEGY.
WHAT DOES SERENA MEAN TO
YOU?
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING, ALAN?
>> IT'S JUST PART OF MY
SCHEME TO GET CLOSER TO THE
STUDENTS.
>> JUST DON'T GET TOO
CLOSE.
ALAN, WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK
TO WHAT'S IMPORTANT: FINDING
A FRESH ENERGY SOURCE TO
KEEP THE DOOM TREE ALIVE.
>> I THINK I'VE GOT JUST
THE TICKET.
>> AGHH!
>> SAILOR MOON IS NOT REAL.
>> SHE IS TOO.
>> SAYS WHO?
>> WHAT DOES A LITTLE
COOTIE LIKE YOU KNOW?
>> MORE THAN YOU, MEATHEAD.
LOOK, SAILOR MOON IS FOR
REAL.
I KNOW IT.
>> YEAH, HER AND THE EASTER
BUNNY, RIGHT?
>>
IT'S THAT SAME MAGGOT
KID AGAIN.
>> WE'D BETTER HELP HER.
>> BACK OFF BRATS.
LEAVE HER ALONE, YOU LITTLE
AMOEBAS.
>> IT'S YOU AGAIN.
>> DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING
BETTER TO DO THAN BUG US,
YOU OLD BAG?
>> ME, AN OLD BAG?
>> YEAH, A SMELLY,
CRINKLED-UP, OLD LUNCH BAG.
SO, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
>> HAVING A HARD TIME
GETTING A DATE?
>> AGHH!
>>> RUN FOR IT!
>> SHE'S A MONSTER!
>> LITTLE PUSTULES.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH KIDS
THESE DAYS?
>> SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE OLD
BAG.
>> THANKS AGAIN.
>> ANY TIME, KID.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> MY NAME'S KERRIE.
I GO TO THE KINDERGARTEN
AROUND THE CORNER.
>> MY NAME'S MINA.
THIS IS MY CAT ARTEMIS.
>> MEOW!
>> NICE TO MEET YOU,
ARTEMIS.
>> YOU'RE A FAN OF SAILOR
MOON, AREN'T YOU?
>> YOU BET!
>> GREAT.
ARE YOU A FAN OF SAILOR
VENUS, TOO?
>> NEVER HEARD OF HER.
>> THAT'S WAY HARSH.
>> WHAT DOES IT SAY ABO
ME?
>> IS SAILOR MOON REAL,
MINA?
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I THINK SHE'S THE
GREATEST EVER.
>> YOU REALLY THINK A LOT
OF HER, DON'T YOU, KERRIE?
>> BUT I'LL NEVER GET TO
MEET HER.
SHE'S TOO FAMOUS.
>> DON'T GIVE UP, KERRIE.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CAN
HAPPEN.
>> REALLY?
>> IF YOU TRULY BELIEVE,
YOU CAN NEVER TELL.
IT MIGHT JUST HAPPEN.
>> MINA, HAVE YOU MET
SAILOR MOON IN PERSON?
>> SURE.
WE'VE HUNG OUT TOGETHER A
COUPLE OF TIMES.
>> MINA!
>> FOR REAL?
YOU KNOW SAILOR MOON?
SHE'S A REAL PERSON?
COULD YOU TELL THAT TO THOSE
OTHER KIDS?
>> SURE THING, KERRIE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> YOU'D DO THAT?
>> IF IT GETS THOSE DWEEBS
OFF YOUR CASE, I'LL COME TO
SCHOOL AND TELL THEM ALL
ABOUT HER.
>> THEN THEY'LL HAVE TO
BELIEVE ME.
WE'LL TELL EVERYONE!
THE WHOLE SCHOOL, THE WHOLE
NEIGHBOURHOOD, THE WHOLE
COUNTRY!
>>> HUH?
>> YOU PROMISED.
>> GREAT, I'VE BEEN CO-
OPTED BY A RUG RAT, BUT A
CUTE ONE.
>> THE DOOM TREE'S RUNNING
OUT OF ENERGY AGAIN.
WE NEED TO FIND OURSELVES A
WHOLE NEW SOURCE.
>> FRESH, YOUNG, EXUBERANT.
>> AND ALL OURS FOR THE
TAKING.
>> WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF
THIS BEFORE?
>> COME ON, ANNE, PICK US A
CARDION.
>> SURE.
>> COME OUT, NOW, VULTUROS!
THE WHEELS OF THE BUS
GO ROUND AND ROUND
THE DRIVER OF THE BUS
GOES MOVE ON BACK
MOVE ON BACK
MOVE ON BACK
THE DRIVER OF THE BUS
GOES MOVE ON BACK
ALL THROUGH THE TOWN
>>> AGHH!
>> RRR!
YOUR ENERGY IS MINE!
>> COMPLETE SUCCESS.
WHAT A WINDFALL.
PURE ENERGY.
>> THIS IS THE TENTH BUS
ATTACKED THIS WEEK.
>> POOR LITTLE TYKES.
THEY MUST HAVE BEEN
TERRIFIED.
>> I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS
ON WHOEVER'S DOING THIS.
>> LUNA, I THINK I'VE
FIGURED OUT WHERE THEY'RE
GOING TO STRIKE NEXT TIME.
>> YOU HAVE?
>> IT WILL BE A SOUTHSIDE
KINDERGARTEN.
>> OKAY, LET'S GO OVER
THERE NOW, AND SCOPE OUT THE
SITUATION.
>> LOOK AT THOSE GUYS.
CAN YOU BELIEVE ANYBODY
COULD BE THIS KLUTZY?
>> OH, I CAN THINK OF
SOMEONE.
>> REALLY, SERENA, YOU PICK
THE WORST TIMES.
>> SAY WHAT?
>> IT'S TIME TO GET WITH
THE PROGRAM, SERENA.
>> SURE THING.
>> SO THAT PROVES THAT
SAILOR MOON AND SAILOR VENUS
ACTUALLY EXIST.
>> WHY SHOULD WE BELIEVE
YOU?
WHY DON'T YOU BRING THEM
HERE TO MEET US?
>>> YEAH, WE WANT TO MEET
SAILOR MOON.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE
US.
THEY REALLY DO EXIST.
>> KIDS, IF YOU BELIEVE IN
THEM, YOU'LL SEE THEM.
I PROMISE.
>> YOU MADE THIS ALL UP,
DIDN'T YOU?
>> IT'S A BIG FIB.
YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE WE'RE
LITTLE WE'LL SWALLOW
ANYTHING YOU TELL US?
PRETTY SOON WE'RE NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE ANYTHING ANYONE
TELLS US.
>> WHAT A CYNIC.
YOU KIDS ARE REALLY STARTING
TO TICK ME OFF.
TALK ABOUT JADED YOUTH.
I'M JUST THANKFUL THEY'RE
NOT MY KIDS.
>> HI.
>> EVERYBODY SET FOR THE
BUS RIDE HOME?
I HOPE YOU ALL BEHAVED
YOURSELVES FOR OUR VISITOR.
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T RIDE ON
THE BUS WITH YOU TODAY.
>>> OH!
>> MAYBE I CAN HELP.
I NEED TO TAKE A BUS TO GET
HOME.
>> YEAH, YOU CAN PROTECT
US, FROM THAT BAD CREATURE.
>> WE CAN TAKE CARE OF
OURSELVES, LADY.
YOU WANT TO RIDE WITH US,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
>> ISN'T THAT THE
KINDERGARTEN BUS?
>> YEAH, BUT HOW ARE WE
GOING TO GET ON IT?
THEY PROBABLY DON'T LET
STRANGERS JUST HITCH RIDES.
>> THAT'S WHERE THE LUNA
PEN COMES IN.
>> WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE
TO BE ME?
>> SERENA!
>> I JUST HOPE I DON'T GET
SLIMED BY SOME SLEAZEBALL
FROM THE NEGAVERSE.
>> SERENA!
>> OKAY.
DISGUISE POWER!
CHANGE ME INTO A
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER!
>> 'BYE, KIDS.
>> STOP THE BUS.
SORRY I'M LATE.
I'M THE NEW SUBSTITUTE
TEACHER.
CAN I GET A RIDE WITH YOU?
>> WHAT'S THIS?
IS THAT YOU, SERENA?
>> MINA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?
>> DRAIN AWAY ALL THAT
YOUNG, FRESH ENERGY.
>> LUNA THINKS THIS BUS
MIGHT GET HIT?
>> YEAH, LET'S HOPE SHE'S
WRONG.
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS
GO ROUND AND ROUND
ALL OVER THE TOWN
THE CHILDREN ON THE BUS
GO ROUND AND ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND
>> THE NEGAVERSE MIGHT BE
DOING US A FAVOUR, ATTACKING
THIS BUS.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> OH!
>> TROUBLE!
>>> OH!
>> LET GO OF ME!
>> YOUR TURN.
>> BACK OFF, YOU BIG FRUIT
FLY.
>> MINA, I'M SO SCARED.
>> DON'T YOU WORRY.
HELP IS ON THE WAY.
SHE'S COMING.
>> WHO'S SHE?
>> SAILOR MOON.
>> HERE?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
ANY MINUTE NOW, SAILOR MOON
WILL ALWAYS BE THERE WHEN
YOU NEED HELP.
>> BACK OFF, YOU UGLY
BIRDBRAIN.
>> SENA, YOU OKAY?
>> THIS GETTING BASHED
AROUND IS NO FUN.
SAILOR MOON TIME.
MOON CRYSTAL POWER!
>> WANT TO MAKE A BET ON
THAT, VULTURE BREATH?
YOU'VE BEEN CIRCLING AROUND
THESE POOR LITTLE KIDS LONG
ENOUGH.
I'M HERE TO TELL YOU, YOUR
FLIGHT PLANS HAVE BEEN
PERMANENTLY CANCELLED.
YOU NEED YOUR FEATHERS
PLUCKED, AND I'M GOING TO DO
IT.
>> IT'S SAILOR MOON!
>> YOU MEAN SHE IS REAL?
>> BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
IT'S TIME YOU GOT YOUR WINGS
CLIPPED.
>> NOT LIKELY.
>> KERRIE, I DON'T THINK
SAILOR MOON CAN BEAT THIS
BIRD.
IT DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD
NOW.
>> JUST WATCH.
>> I'VE GOT TO HELP SAILOR
MOON.
>> AYE!
>> UH-OH.
>> LET'S CLIP THOSE
PONYTAILS NOW!
>> VENUS CRESCENT BEAM!
FLASH!
>> SAILOR VENUS, YOU'RE
HERE!
>> IS THAT REALLY SAILOR
VENUS?
>> IT'S GOT TO BE.
>> I'M HERE TO HELP YOU.
>> JUST IN TIME.
>> RRR!
>> MY CRESCENT BEAM DIDN'T
WORK.
I'LL TRY IT AGAIN.
>> BE MY GUEST.
>> OH!
>> VENUS CRESCENT BEAM!
FLASH!
>> AGHH!
>>> SAILOR VENUS!
>> OH!
>>> SAILOR MOON, SAILOR
VENUS!
>> THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME
WAY TO PLUCK THIS BIRD.
>> AGHH!
YOU'RE DONE FOR.
>> CAREFUL, SAILOR VENUS.
>>> THE MOONLIGHT KNIGHT.
>> EVEN IN THE DARKEST
TUNNEL, YOU'LL FIND SOME
LIGHT.
IT'S DEEP INSIDE YOURSELF.
BELIEVE IN IT AND YOU'LL SEE
IT.
>> JUST BELIEVE IN
OURSELVES?
>> WHY NOT?
THERE ARE MANY OTHERS WHO
ALREADY BELIEVE IN YOU.
>>> SAILOR VENUS, SAILOR
MOON, WE BELIEVE IN YOU!
>> TIME TO STAND UP AND
PROTECT THE FUTURE.
I LEARNED A LOT FROM THESE
LITTLE KIDS.
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND
NOBODY CAN BEAT YOU.
VENUS!
VENUS SHOWER!
>> ARGHH!
>> COOL NEW TRICK, HUH?
>> SURE WAS.
NOW I'LL FINISH HIM OFF.
SCEPTRE INNOVATION!
>> AGHH!
I'M DISINTEGRATING.
>> NO, YOU'RE DUSTED.
>>> YEAH!
>> SEE WHAT A GREAT POWER
BELIEVING IN YOURSELF CAN
BE?
>> THERE'S NO GREATER
STRENGTH, SAILOR SCOUTS.
FAREWELL.
>> NOW I HAVE A WHOLE NEW
POWER.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
AND YOU CERTAINLY USE IT
WELL, VENUS.
>> SHE WAS FABULOUS.
>> THERE'S AN EVEN STRONGER
POWER.
>> WAY TO GO, GUYS!
>> THEY'RE GREAT.
YOU CAN LEARN A LOT FROM
KIDS.
>> WE'D BETTER GO BEFORE
THEY TEAR THAT BUS APART.
>>> RIGHT.
>> MINA, SAILOR MOON IS
REALLY POWERFUL.
>> SHE SURE IS.
>> BUT SO IS SAILOR VENUS.
SHE'LL BE MY FAVOURITE FROM
NOW ON.
I WANT TO BE AS SMART AS SHE
IS WHEN I GROW UP.
AND I WANT TO BE AS STRONG
AS HER.
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