>> IT'S ALL ABOUT MUSIC
AND MAYHEM ON TODAY'S SHOW,
AS DARIEN AND I ARE
CONCERT-BOUND ON A DREAMY DATE.
BUT A TONE-DEAF MONSTER ARRIVES,
LOOKING A HEART CRYSTAL,
AND IT'S UP TO THE SAILOR
SOLDIERS TO STOP HER.
WILL THE EVENING END
ON A SOUR NOTE?
OR WILL WE SUCCEED
IN SEVEN-SAILOR HARMONY?
IF YOU STAY PUT
THEN YOU'LL FIND OUT.
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FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
NEVER RUNNING
FROM A REAL FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE WILL NEVER TURN
HER BACK ON A FRIEND
SHE IS ALWAYS THERE
TO DEFEND
SHE IS THE ONE ON
WHOM WE CAN DEPEND
SHE'S THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR...
SAILOR VENUS!
SAILOR MERCURY!
SAILOR MARS!
SAILOR JUPITER!
THE SECRET POWERS
ARE SO NEW TO HER
SHE IS ONE
NAMED SAILOR MOON
()
FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
WHEN THE SAILORS
GET TO HELP FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE
SAILOR MOON!
(doorbell binging)
>> DARIEN!
HELLO!
IT'S SERENA
WITH SOME HAND-MADE TREATS.
TOO BAD THEY MAY BE BURNED.
SO WHAT?
I BAKED THEM WITH LOVE
SO THEY'RE STILL GONNA BE
TASTY LITTLE CRITTERS.
(laughing)
OH, WONDER WHAT'S
TAKING HIM SO LONG?
(strings playing)
HELLO?
DARIEN?
(strings playing)
WHOA!
IT'S TYPICAL THAT I'D FIND
THIS MUSIC PLAYING HERE.
"CONTEMPORARY ANALYSIS OF
CLASSICAL COMPOSERS
AND THEIR WORKS."
HUH?
(laughing)
I GET IT!
IT'S A COLLEGE BOOK!
NO PICTURES OR DOT-TO-DOTS.
AHH!
THE TREATS!
OHH!
OH, NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
HIS SURPRISE IS RUINED.
OH!
ALL THOSE BUNNIES.
ALL THOSE HEARTS.
BAKED FOR NOTHING.
MADE WITH LOVING CARE,
NOW DIDDLY-SQUAT.
(Serena weeping)
>> HUH?
SERENA, WHEN DID YOU COME?
>> I FEEL LIKE A TOTAL LOSER.
>> FAILED ANOTHER EXAM, HUH?
HUH?
>> I CAN'T EVEN SURPRISE
MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT!
>> I'M SURPRISED!
(gulping)
>> SO?
>> HARD AND CRUNCHY,
MY FAVOURITE COMBO!
THANKS.
>> YOU MEAN IT?
>> NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY
I SURPRISE YOU WITH
MOVIES AND LUNCH?
>> OH, DARIEN!
>> AND HE SCARFED DOWN HALF
THE BAG OF CHARRED, CONCRETE
COOKIES ON TOP OF THAT?
>> UH-HUH.
>> HE'S TOO KIND.
>> I HOPE HIS STOMACH'S
GONNA SURVIVE.
>> CAN IT, MINA!
>> REALLY,
WHAT A MEAN THING TO SAY.
>> THANKS, AMY.
>> BESIDES,
THE COOKIES BAKED FOR SO LONG,
THEY COULDN'T HARBOUR
ANY MORE TOXIC SUBSTANCES.
>> (giggling)
>> (growling)
>> SHE'S GOING TO BLOW.
>> WHOA, TAKE COVER!
>> AHH...
>> (Serena growling)
I'M NOT MAD.
JUST HANG LOOSE.
KEEP ON SMILING!
FEED YOUR BRAIN.
HOW ABOUT YOUR FEED MINE, AMY?
>> FEED IT WHAT?
>> CLASSIC OIL--
HOLD ON A MINUTE.
CLASSICAL COMPOSTERS!
AND PIE MAKING...
A LA MODE, IF YOU PLEASE.
>> DID YOU FALL
ON YOUR HEAD OR SOMETHING?
>> YOU ACTUALLY WANT
TO LEARN THINGS?
>> I WANNA KNOW IT ALL.
I WANNA CLIMB THE MOUNTAINS OF
HIGHER LEARNING AND KNOWLEDGE.
HEY, MINA, KNOW
ANY BLONDE ENGLISH TUTORS?
>> HUH?
>> AND RAYE, YOU'RE GOOD AT
HISTORY AND WORLD CULTURES,
RIGHT?
NOW, LET'S ALL BUCKLE DOWN
AND MAKE ME A GENIUS.
>> POOR GIRL'S BLOWN A FUSE.
>> ARTEMIS, YOUR APPOINTMENT,
CAT GROOMING.
SORRY WE CAN'T HELP YOU OUT.
>> I'M BUSY, TOO.
PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT.
>> NO, PLEASE WAIT.
YOU GUYS!
>>> SEE YOU TOMORROW!
>> AHH...
OHH!
>> YOU KNOW, SERENA, IF YOU'RE
REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS,
MAYBE WE COULD SET UP
A SCHEDULE TO--
>> AMY!
OF COURSE SHE'S NOT SERIOUS!
IT'S JUST ONE MORE OF
HER MEATBALLHEAD PLANS.
>> THAT'S MEATBALLHEAD NO MORE!
>> YEAH, RIGHT.
MORE THAN NOT, YOU'VE JUST
BLOWN OFF STUDY-BUDDIES
BECAUSE A FUN SOMETHING CAME UP.
BESIDES, IF YOU'RE NOT SMART
ENOUGH FOR DARIEN, MAYBE YOU
SHOULD JUST LET HIM GO.
COME ON, AMY.
LET'S GO.
>> YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, RAYE!
>> VERY GRACEFUL.
ARE YOU A FROG CATCHING FLIES?
AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING
LESS THAN COMPASSIONATE,
YOUR CLIMBING THE MOUNTAINS OF
HIGHER LEARNING IS LIKE
MY TRYING TO BARK.
IT'S NOT MY NATURE
AND NEVER WILL BE.
>> AHH!
>> SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY TO
CONCENTRATE ON LEARNING
A SMIDGEN OF WHAT THEY'RE TRYING
TO TEACH YOU IN SCHOOL?
WHEN YOU'RE NOT SNORING,
OF COURSE.
>> (sobbing)
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS.
I DON'T WANNA STAY
A MEATBALLHEAD.
WAHH!
>> IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
YOU'RE SERIOUS.
SERENA!
WHAT COULD HAVE CAUSED
THIS CHANGE IN HER?
>> (gasping)
THEY'RE SO MEAN.
(violin playing)
HUH?
()
>> I FEEL TREMENDOUS VIBRATIONS
IN THIS TOWN, MICHELLE.
I'M SURE SOMETHING'S
GONNA HAPPEN.
WE'RE CLOSE TO
THE PURE HEART CRYSTALS.
WE JUST BETTER MAKE SURE
WE GET TO THEM FIRST,
BEFORE THE HEART-SNATCHERS DO.
>> WE CAN'T WORRY
ABOUT THEM SO MUCH.
WE HAVE TO FOCUS ON FINDING
THE PURE HEART CRYSTAL HOLDERS
SO WE CAN COMPLETE OUR TASK:
FINDING THE PURITY CHALICE,
THE SOURCE OF THE PURITY FORCE,
AND RETURNING IT TO ITS PROPER
HOME WHERE IT BELONGS.
WE HAVE TO BE PATIENT, AMARA,
AND NOT LET OUR EMOTIONS
GET IN THE WAY.
>> I KNOW, BUT IT JUST SEEMS
LIKE HEART-SNATCHERS PINPOINT
THE PURE HEARTS SO MUCH FASTER
THAN WE CAN.
HOW DO THEY DO IT?
>> I DON'T KNOW,
BUT THE IMPORTANT PART IS
THAT THEY NOT GET TO KEEP THEM.
THEN WE'D BE DOOMED.
>> LIKE THE PURE HEARTS.
WHICHEVER THREE WILL GIVE UP
THEIR HEART CRYSTALS
WILL DO SO FOREVER,
BUT THEN THE WORLD CAN REMAIN.
SO, I GUESS WE'LL WORRY ABOUT
THAT WHEN THE TIME COMES.
>> (gasping)
(giggling)
>> HUH?
MEATBALL ALERT.
>> HUH?
>> WOW... NEAT.
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A JEWELLERY
BOX PRINCESS WITH A GUITAR.
>> IT'S A VIOLIN, SERENA.
>> YOU'RE NOT
AT THE ARCADE TODAY?
>> NOPE!
I'M TRYING TO EXPAND ON
MY HORIZONS, SO MAYBE YOU COULD
TEACH ME VIOLIN?
I'D LOVE TO LEARN,
AND FAST!
A SONG BY A CLASSICAL COMPOSTER.
>> (chuckling)
(thunk)
>> (gasping)
()
(gasping)
()
(gasping)
>> SEE YOU AROUND, SERENA.
>> WH-- WHERE YOU GOING?
>> FOR A RIDE ON MY BIKE.
I GOT A LOT ON MY MIND,
AND RIDING HELPS ME THINK.
BYE, LITTLE MISS BEETHOVEN!
>> OH!
I'M GONNA LOOK THAT WORD UP,
YOU KNOW!
BUT IF IT'S MEAN, I'LL BE MAD!
(engine revving)
(tires squealing)
>> BEETHOVEN WAS A FAMOUS
COMPOSER OF THE 19th CENTURY.
IT'S NOT MEAN AT ALL.
>>> (crowd chattering)
>> ARE YOU GONNA PLAY THE VIOLIN
FOR A LIVING, MICHELLE?
>> I'D LOVE TO, BUT I DON'T
THINK I'M GOOD ENOUGH.
>> WHAT?
YOU'RE TOTALLY AMAZING!
>> THANKS.
YOU'RE SWEET.
>> YEAH!
OOH, THANKS.
>>> (laughing)
>> DOES IT TAKE LONG TO LEARN
TO PLAY THE VIOLIN AND NOT THINK
CLASSICAL MUSIC'S A YAWN?
>> YES, IT TAKES YEARS.
YEARS OF DEDICATION,
ONLY TO FIND OUT
YOU MIGHT NOT GET TO PLAY.
YOUR FATE'S SOMETHING ELSE.
>> WOW, YOU'RE SO DEEP!
I WANNA BE LIKE YOU!
>> WOW!
>> HUH?
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU.
THIS IS YOUR PAINTING, RIGHT?
>> HUH?
HEY!
>> I ADMIRE YOUR WORK SO MUCH!
I CAN'T WAIT
FOR YOUR NEXT COLLECTION.
>> THANKS A LOT.
>> (thinking)
WOW, SHE PAINTS, TOO.
DARIEN WOULD REALLY GET ALONG
WELL WITH HER.
SHE'S PERFECT.
OHH... I BETTER MAKE SURE
THEY NEVER MEET.
>> HEY, SORRY I'M LATE.
I WAS FOLLOWING SOME VIBRATIONS,
LOOKING FOR HEART-SNATCHERS,
BUT I CAME UP WITH
NOTHING SO FAR.
>> SHH!
>>> (gasping)
(squeaky notes)
>>> (crowd complaining)
>> SHE'S PATHETIC!
>> IT WASN'T THAT BAD
FOR A FIRST TRY, SERENA.
IT'S NOT HOPELESS.
>> YES, IT IS.
NOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO PLAY FOR DARIEN.
>> COME ON, CHEER UP.
IF YOU STICK WITH IT,
YOU MIGHT LEARN.
YOU MIGHT EVEN GET TO THE POINT
WHERE NOBODY'S EARS GET HURT.
>> GEE, YOU MEAN IT?
>> SURE.
UNTIL THEN, WHY DON'T YOU
AND YOUR DARIEN GO TO
A VIOLIN CONCERTO THIS EVENING?
I'VE GOT TWO EXTRA TICKETS.
YOU MIGHT EVEN LEARN
SOMETHING ABOUT MUSIC.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
>> THE HEART-SNATCHER'S READY,
KAOLINITE.
SO, YOU THINK YOU FOUND A PURE
HEART CRYSTAL HOLDER FOR ME?
>> THAT'S RIGHT, DOCTOR.
THE CRYSTAL IS RIPE
FOR THE PICKING.
GO, HEART-SNATCHER!
FIND YOUR TARGET!
(whoosh)
>>> (crowd chattering)
>> OOH, YOU'RE LOOKING HUNKY IN
THAT TUX, EVEN WITHOUT A MASK.
>> NOW, SERENA, DO YOU REALLY
THINK YOU CAN SIT STILL
FOR THE WHOLE PROGRAMME?
>> OF COURSE I CAN!
I'M A FUTURE PRINCESS.
I KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE!
>> SERENA!
>> HUH?
>> SERENA, PLEASE FORGIVE US?
>> WHAT'S TO FORGIVE?
YOU ABANDONED ME IS ALL.
>> WE'RE SORRY.
WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD JUST
FLAKE OUT AS USUAL.
>> BUT WHEN WE HEARD
YOU WERE COMING HERE,
WE KNEW YOU WERE SERIOUS.
>> I SORT OF SPILLED THE BEANS.
>> SO, WE'RE HERE FOR YOU NOW.
I'M GONNA PINCH YOU
IF I EVEN CATCH A GLIMPSE OF
A SNOOZE-FEST COMING ON.
>> AND I BROUGHT A GUIDE BOOK
TO TONIGHT'S CONCERT.
>> KEEP IT, AMY.
THAT'LL MAKE ME SNOOZE NOW.
>>> (giggling)
(squelching)
(beating)
(zap)
>> HUH?
HMM...
>>> (audience chattering)
>> THERE THEY ARE,
SERENA AND HER PEANUT GALLERY.
>> AND THAT MUST BE DARIEN.
>> YOU'RE DROOLING, MICHELLE.
>> WELL, CAN'T I LOOK?
>> HMM... MM-HMM.
(applause)
()
>> AHH!
>> YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION!
>> I'M LISTENING WITH MY EARS
AND OGLING WITH MY EYES, OKAY?
>> TURN AROUND
AND FACE THE STAGE!
>>> SHHH!
>> OH!
()
(zapping)
>> (gasping)
>>> (screaming)
>> IT HURTS!
>> HE STINKS!
>> (screeching)
(screeching)
>>> (moaning and screaming)
>> (cackling)
NOW GIVE ME YOUR HEART,
NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
EXCELLENT!
>> COVER THE EXITS, YOU GUYS!
>> RIGHT!
>> HE'S THAT BAD?
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> THERE'S
A HEART-SNATCHER COMING!
>> TRANSFORM!
>> HURRY!
SHE'S RIGHT THERE!
>> MERCURY STAR POWER!
>> MARS STAR POWER!
>> JUPITER STAR POWER!
>> VENUS STAR POWER!
>> MOON COSMIC POWER!
>>> SAILOR POWER!
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()
()
()
>> (screeching)
(screaming)
>> STUFF IT, BANJO BRAIN.
YOU COULDN'T CARRY
A TUNE IN A BUCKET.
I'M SAILOR MOON, THE CHAMPION
OF JUSTICE, AND I WISH
I'D BROUGHT MY EARPLUGS.
>> WE WILL RIGHT WRONGS
AND BAD SONGS.
>> AND TRIUMPH OVER
TONE-DEAF HEART-SNATCHERS.
>> AND THAT MEANS YOU, SCREECH.
>>> GIVE IT UP, NOW!
>> (cackling)
NEVER!
BE GONE!
(screeching)
>>> (gasping)
>> I'M GETTING WEAK!
>> (cackling)
>>> OHH!
>> (screeching)
(screeching)
>>> (moaning)
>> (wailing)
>> YIKES!
(whack)
>> YOW!
OHH!
>> LOOK, IT'S TUXEDO MASK!
>> WHOEVER TAUGHT YOU
ABOUT MUSIC, I'M SURE,
MUST HAVE HAD TWO LEFT FEET
AND NOT ONE OUNCE OF TALENT.
>> YOU'LL REGRET THAT,
MR. MASKED CRITIC!
(screeching)
>> JUPITER THUNDER POWER!
(blasting)
>> AAHHH!
>> TRY TO HIT THE TARGET
NEXT TIME.
>> (laughing)
>>> (gasping)
>> HEY, JUPITER, THIS HALL'S
A HISTORIC MONUMENT, YOU KNOW.
>> (screeching)
READY WHEN YOU ARE!
>>> AAHHH!
>> (screeching)
>> NEPTUNE DEEP SUBMERGE!
>> (screeching)
>> NEPTUNE, URANUS!
>> LURED BY
YOUR OFF-KEY SINGING,
SAILOR URANUS JOINS THE SHOW!
>> WE'LL TAKE OVER FROM HERE,
SAILOR SOLDIERS!
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
WHY NOT WORK TOGETHER?
>> SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE TIME
TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS.
>> WE'RE AFTER THE TRUE
GOODNESS, THREE PURE HEART
CRYSTALS, AND THAT VILE VIOLIN
JUST MIGHT HAVE ONE OF THEM.
>> SO, YOU'RE NOT
SAILOR SOLDIERS?
>> YEAH, YOU'RE JUST
A COUPLE OF IMPOSTERS PRETENDING
THAT YOU WANT TO FIGHT EVIL.
>> SO, WHY DON'T YOU GET LOST?
WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.
()
>> NO!
>> (screeching)
>> OHH!
UHH!
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
>> WELL, IT'S KIND OF MY JOB.
>> ALL RIGHT,
ENOUGH SONG AND DANCE.
URANUS WORLD SHAKING!
(zapping)
>> (squealing)
>> YOU'RE UP, SAILOR MOON.
>> RIGHT, YOU GOT IT.
()
DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO...
SAILOR MOON, SAILOR MOON...
()
>> MOON...
SPIRAL...
POWER...
ATTACK!
SAILOR MOON
>> (screaming)
(screeching)
(zapping)
(whoosh)
>> HUH.
HER BOSS WILL NOT BE HAPPY.
>> URANUS...
>> LET'S SEE.
IT'S A VERY PRETTY ONE,
BUT NOT A PURE HEART CRYSTAL.
>> URANUS, NEPTUNE!
>> HOW CAN YOU TELL
IF THE HEART CRYSTAL'S RIGHT?
>> AND WHAT DO
HEART CRYSTALS DO?
>> I THINK WE'LL JUST
LET YOU TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT
FOR YOURSELVES.
HUH?
>> URANUS, AN ARTIST'S HEART
IS VERY DELICATE.
WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.
LET'S GO REPLACE IT, GENTLY.
>> WAIT A MINUTE!
>> THEY'RE ALWAYS TAKING OFF
WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE.
>> YEAH, BUT DON'T HOLD IT
AGAINST THEM.
THEY REALLY ARE ON OUR SIDE.
>> BOY, WHAT A NIGHT!
BIG BUMMER.
I WANTED TO TRY
AND LIKE THE CONCERT.
>> MAYBE ANOTHER TIME.
WANNA GET SOME PIZZA INSTEAD?
>> YEAH!
I'M STARVED!
>> ONE-TRACK MIND.
>> I TOLD YOU SO, LUNA.
>> BE NICE, FURBALLS,
OR ELSE, NO ANCHOVIES.
>>> SORRY!
>> DARIEN, DID ANYONE TELL YOU
YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL GUY
IN THAT SUIT?
>> MM-HMM.
>> OF COURSE!
OF COURSE I TOLD HIM, RAYE!
HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!
MINE, MINE, MINE!
GET YOUR MITTS OFF!
(yelling)
GET AWAY FROM MY DARIEN!
>> BIG DWEEB.
>> NO KIDDING.
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