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  >> IT'S ALL ABOUT MUSIC 
  AND MAYHEM ON TODAY'S SHOW, 
  AS DARIEN AND I ARE 
  CONCERT-BOUND ON A DREAMY DATE. 
  BUT A TONE-DEAF MONSTER ARRIVES, 
  LOOKING A HEART CRYSTAL, 
  AND IT'S UP TO THE SAILOR 
  SOLDIERS TO STOP HER. 
  WILL THE EVENING END 
  ON A SOUR NOTE? 
  OR WILL WE SUCCEED 
  IN SEVEN-SAILOR HARMONY? 
  IF YOU STAY PUT 
  THEN YOU'LL FIND OUT. 
  () 
   FIGHTING EVIL 
   BY MOONLIGHT 
   WINNING LOVE 
   BY DAYLIGHT 
   NEVER RUNNING 
   FROM A REAL FIGHT 
   SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR MOON 
   SHE WILL NEVER TURN 
   HER BACK ON A FRIEND 
   SHE IS ALWAYS THERE 
   TO DEFEND 
   SHE IS THE ONE ON 
   WHOM WE CAN DEPEND 
   SHE'S THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR... 
   SAILOR VENUS! 
   SAILOR MERCURY! 
   SAILOR MARS! 
   SAILOR JUPITER! 
   THE SECRET POWERS 
   ARE SO NEW TO HER 
   SHE IS ONE 
   NAMED SAILOR MOON 
  () 
   FIGHTING EVIL 
   BY MOONLIGHT 
   WINNING LOVE 
   BY DAYLIGHT 
   WHEN THE SAILORS 
   GET TO HELP FIGHT 
   SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR MOON 
   SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR MOON 
   SHE IS THE ONE 
   SAILOR MOON!  
  (doorbell binging) 
  >> DARIEN! 
  HELLO! 
  IT'S SERENA 
  WITH SOME HAND-MADE TREATS. 
  TOO BAD THEY MAY BE BURNED. 
  SO WHAT? 
  I BAKED THEM WITH LOVE 
  SO THEY'RE STILL GONNA BE 
  TASTY LITTLE CRITTERS. 
  (laughing) 
  OH, WONDER WHAT'S 
  TAKING HIM SO LONG? 
   (strings playing)  
  HELLO? 
  DARIEN? 
   (strings playing)  
  WHOA! 
  IT'S TYPICAL THAT I'D FIND 
  THIS MUSIC PLAYING HERE. 
  "CONTEMPORARY ANALYSIS OF 
  CLASSICAL COMPOSERS 
  AND THEIR WORKS." 
  HUH? 
  (laughing) 
  I GET IT! 
  IT'S A COLLEGE BOOK! 
  NO PICTURES OR DOT-TO-DOTS. 
  AHH! 
  THE TREATS! 
  OHH! 
  OH, NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 
  HIS SURPRISE IS RUINED. 
  OH! 
  ALL THOSE BUNNIES. 
  ALL THOSE HEARTS. 
  BAKED FOR NOTHING. 
  MADE WITH LOVING CARE, 
  NOW DIDDLY-SQUAT. 
  (Serena weeping) 
  >> HUH? 
  SERENA, WHEN DID YOU COME? 
  >> I FEEL LIKE A TOTAL LOSER. 
  >> FAILED ANOTHER EXAM, HUH? 
  HUH? 
  >> I CAN'T EVEN SURPRISE 
  MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT! 
  >> I'M SURPRISED! 
  (gulping) 
  >> SO? 
  >> HARD AND CRUNCHY, 
  MY FAVOURITE COMBO! 
  THANKS. 
  >> YOU MEAN IT? 
  >> NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY 
  I SURPRISE YOU WITH 
  MOVIES AND LUNCH? 
  >> OH, DARIEN! 
  >> AND HE SCARFED DOWN HALF 
  THE BAG OF CHARRED, CONCRETE 
  COOKIES ON TOP OF THAT? 
  >> UH-HUH. 
  >> HE'S TOO KIND. 
  >> I HOPE HIS STOMACH'S 
  GONNA SURVIVE. 
  >> CAN IT, MINA! 
  >> REALLY, 
  WHAT A MEAN THING TO SAY. 
  >> THANKS, AMY. 
  >> BESIDES, 
  THE COOKIES BAKED FOR SO LONG, 
  THEY COULDN'T HARBOUR 
  ANY MORE TOXIC SUBSTANCES. 
  >> (giggling) 
  >> (growling) 
  >> SHE'S GOING TO BLOW. 
  >> WHOA, TAKE COVER! 
  >> AHH... 
  >> (Serena growling) 
  I'M NOT MAD. 
  JUST HANG LOOSE. 
  KEEP ON SMILING! 
  FEED YOUR BRAIN. 
  HOW ABOUT YOUR FEED MINE, AMY? 
  >> FEED IT WHAT? 
  >> CLASSIC OIL-- 
  HOLD ON A MINUTE. 
  CLASSICAL COMPOSTERS! 
  AND PIE MAKING... 
  A LA MODE, IF YOU PLEASE. 
  >> DID YOU FALL 
  ON YOUR HEAD OR SOMETHING? 
  >> YOU ACTUALLY WANT 
  TO LEARN THINGS? 
  >> I WANNA KNOW IT ALL. 
  I WANNA CLIMB THE MOUNTAINS OF 
  HIGHER LEARNING AND KNOWLEDGE. 
  HEY, MINA, KNOW 
  ANY BLONDE ENGLISH TUTORS? 
  >> HUH? 
  >> AND RAYE, YOU'RE GOOD AT 
  HISTORY AND WORLD CULTURES, 
  RIGHT? 
  NOW, LET'S ALL BUCKLE DOWN 
  AND MAKE ME A GENIUS. 
  >> POOR GIRL'S BLOWN A FUSE. 
  >> ARTEMIS, YOUR APPOINTMENT, 
  CAT GROOMING. 
  SORRY WE CAN'T HELP YOU OUT. 
  >> I'M BUSY, TOO. 
  PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT. 
  >> NO, PLEASE WAIT. 
  YOU GUYS! 
  >>> SEE YOU TOMORROW! 
  >> AHH... 
  OHH! 
  >> YOU KNOW, SERENA, IF YOU'RE 
  REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, 
  MAYBE WE COULD SET UP 
  A SCHEDULE TO-- 
  >> AMY! 
  OF COURSE SHE'S NOT SERIOUS! 
  IT'S JUST ONE MORE OF 
  HER MEATBALLHEAD PLANS. 
  >> THAT'S MEATBALLHEAD NO MORE! 
  >> YEAH, RIGHT. 
  MORE THAN NOT, YOU'VE JUST 
  BLOWN OFF STUDY-BUDDIES 
  BECAUSE A FUN SOMETHING CAME UP. 
  BESIDES, IF YOU'RE NOT SMART 
  ENOUGH FOR DARIEN, MAYBE YOU 
  SHOULD JUST LET HIM GO. 
  COME ON, AMY. 
  LET'S GO. 
  >> YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, RAYE! 
  >> VERY GRACEFUL. 
  ARE YOU A FROG CATCHING FLIES? 
  AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING 
  LESS THAN COMPASSIONATE, 
  YOUR CLIMBING THE MOUNTAINS OF 
  HIGHER LEARNING IS LIKE 
  MY TRYING TO BARK. 
  IT'S NOT MY NATURE 
  AND NEVER WILL BE. 
  >> AHH! 
  >> SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY TO 
  CONCENTRATE ON LEARNING 
  A SMIDGEN OF WHAT THEY'RE TRYING 
  TO TEACH YOU IN SCHOOL? 
  WHEN YOU'RE NOT SNORING, 
  OF COURSE. 
  >> (sobbing) 
  YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 
  NOBODY UNDERSTANDS. 
  I DON'T WANNA STAY 
  A MEATBALLHEAD. 
  WAHH! 
  >> IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE 
  YOU'RE SERIOUS. 
  SERENA! 
  WHAT COULD HAVE CAUSED 
  THIS CHANGE IN HER? 
  >> (gasping) 
  THEY'RE SO MEAN. 
   (violin playing)  
  HUH? 
  () 
  >> I FEEL TREMENDOUS VIBRATIONS 
  IN THIS TOWN, MICHELLE. 
  I'M SURE SOMETHING'S 
  GONNA HAPPEN. 
  WE'RE CLOSE TO 
  THE PURE HEART CRYSTALS. 
  WE JUST BETTER MAKE SURE 
  WE GET TO THEM FIRST, 
  BEFORE THE HEART-SNATCHERS DO. 
  >> WE CAN'T WORRY 
  ABOUT THEM SO MUCH. 
  WE HAVE TO FOCUS ON FINDING 
  THE PURE HEART CRYSTAL HOLDERS 
  SO WE CAN COMPLETE OUR TASK: 
  FINDING THE PURITY CHALICE, 
  THE SOURCE OF THE PURITY FORCE, 
  AND RETURNING IT TO ITS PROPER 
  HOME WHERE IT BELONGS. 
  WE HAVE TO BE PATIENT, AMARA, 
  AND NOT LET OUR EMOTIONS 
  GET IN THE WAY. 
  >> I KNOW, BUT IT JUST SEEMS 
  LIKE HEART-SNATCHERS PINPOINT 
  THE PURE HEARTS SO MUCH FASTER 
  THAN WE CAN. 
  HOW DO THEY DO IT? 
  >> I DON'T KNOW, 
  BUT THE IMPORTANT PART IS 
  THAT THEY NOT GET TO KEEP THEM. 
  THEN WE'D BE DOOMED. 
  >> LIKE THE PURE HEARTS. 
  WHICHEVER THREE WILL GIVE UP 
  THEIR HEART CRYSTALS 
  WILL DO SO FOREVER, 
  BUT THEN THE WORLD CAN REMAIN. 
  SO, I GUESS WE'LL WORRY ABOUT 
  THAT WHEN THE TIME COMES. 
  >> (gasping) 
  (giggling) 
  >> HUH? 
  MEATBALL ALERT. 
  >> HUH? 
  >> WOW... NEAT. 
  YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A JEWELLERY 
  BOX PRINCESS WITH A GUITAR. 
  >> IT'S A VIOLIN, SERENA. 
  >> YOU'RE NOT 
  AT THE ARCADE TODAY? 
  >> NOPE! 
  I'M TRYING TO EXPAND ON 
  MY HORIZONS, SO MAYBE YOU COULD 
  TEACH ME VIOLIN? 
  I'D LOVE TO LEARN, 
  AND FAST! 
  A SONG BY A CLASSICAL COMPOSTER. 
  >> (chuckling) 
  (thunk) 
  >> (gasping) 
  () 
  (gasping) 
  () 
  (gasping) 
  >> SEE YOU AROUND, SERENA. 
  >> WH-- WHERE YOU GOING? 
  >> FOR A RIDE ON MY BIKE. 
  I GOT A LOT ON MY MIND, 
  AND RIDING HELPS ME THINK. 
  BYE, LITTLE MISS BEETHOVEN! 
  >> OH! 
  I'M GONNA LOOK THAT WORD UP, 
  YOU KNOW! 
  BUT IF IT'S MEAN, I'LL BE MAD! 
  (engine revving) 
  (tires squealing) 
  >> BEETHOVEN WAS A FAMOUS 
  COMPOSER OF THE 19th CENTURY. 
  IT'S NOT MEAN AT ALL. 
  >>> (crowd chattering) 
  >> ARE YOU GONNA PLAY THE VIOLIN 
  FOR A LIVING, MICHELLE? 
  >> I'D LOVE TO, BUT I DON'T 
  THINK I'M GOOD ENOUGH. 
  >> WHAT? 
  YOU'RE TOTALLY AMAZING! 
  >> THANKS. 
  YOU'RE SWEET. 
  >> YEAH! 
  OOH, THANKS. 
  >>> (laughing) 
  >> DOES IT TAKE LONG TO LEARN 
  TO PLAY THE VIOLIN AND NOT THINK 
  CLASSICAL MUSIC'S A YAWN? 
  >> YES, IT TAKES YEARS. 
  YEARS OF DEDICATION, 
  ONLY TO FIND OUT 
  YOU MIGHT NOT GET TO PLAY. 
  YOUR FATE'S SOMETHING ELSE. 
  >> WOW, YOU'RE SO DEEP! 
  I WANNA BE LIKE YOU! 
  >> WOW! 
  >> HUH? 
  >> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU. 
  THIS IS YOUR PAINTING, RIGHT? 
  >> HUH? 
  HEY! 
  >> I ADMIRE YOUR WORK SO MUCH! 
  I CAN'T WAIT 
  FOR YOUR NEXT COLLECTION. 
  >> THANKS A LOT. 
  >> (thinking) 
  WOW, SHE PAINTS, TOO. 
  DARIEN WOULD REALLY GET ALONG 
  WELL WITH HER. 
  SHE'S PERFECT. 
  OHH... I BETTER MAKE SURE 
  THEY NEVER MEET. 
  >> HEY, SORRY I'M LATE. 
  I WAS FOLLOWING SOME VIBRATIONS, 
  LOOKING FOR HEART-SNATCHERS, 
  BUT I CAME UP WITH 
  NOTHING SO FAR. 
  >> SHH! 
  >>> (gasping) 
   (squeaky notes)  
  >>> (crowd complaining) 
  >> SHE'S PATHETIC! 
  >> IT WASN'T THAT BAD 
  FOR A FIRST TRY, SERENA. 
  IT'S NOT HOPELESS. 
  >> YES, IT IS. 
  NOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE 
  TO PLAY FOR DARIEN. 
  >> COME ON, CHEER UP. 
  IF YOU STICK WITH IT, 
  YOU MIGHT LEARN. 
  YOU MIGHT EVEN GET TO THE POINT 
  WHERE NOBODY'S EARS GET HURT. 
  >> GEE, YOU MEAN IT? 
  >> SURE. 
  UNTIL THEN, WHY DON'T YOU 
  AND YOUR DARIEN GO TO 
  A VIOLIN CONCERTO THIS EVENING? 
  I'VE GOT TWO EXTRA TICKETS. 
  YOU MIGHT EVEN LEARN 
  SOMETHING ABOUT MUSIC. 
  >> OH, THANK YOU. 
  >> THE HEART-SNATCHER'S READY, 
  KAOLINITE. 
  SO, YOU THINK YOU FOUND A PURE 
  HEART CRYSTAL HOLDER FOR ME? 
  >> THAT'S RIGHT, DOCTOR. 
  THE CRYSTAL IS RIPE 
  FOR THE PICKING. 
  GO, HEART-SNATCHER! 
  FIND YOUR TARGET! 
  (whoosh) 
  >>> (crowd chattering) 
  >> OOH, YOU'RE LOOKING HUNKY IN 
  THAT TUX, EVEN WITHOUT A MASK. 
  >> NOW, SERENA, DO YOU REALLY 
  THINK YOU CAN SIT STILL 
  FOR THE WHOLE PROGRAMME? 
  >> OF COURSE I CAN! 
  I'M A FUTURE PRINCESS. 
  I KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE! 
  >> SERENA! 
  >> HUH? 
  >> SERENA, PLEASE FORGIVE US? 
  >> WHAT'S TO FORGIVE? 
  YOU ABANDONED ME IS ALL. 
  >> WE'RE SORRY. 
  WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD JUST 
  FLAKE OUT AS USUAL. 
  >> BUT WHEN WE HEARD 
  YOU WERE COMING HERE, 
  WE KNEW YOU WERE SERIOUS. 
  >> I SORT OF SPILLED THE BEANS. 
  >> SO, WE'RE HERE FOR YOU NOW. 
  I'M GONNA PINCH YOU 
  IF I EVEN CATCH A GLIMPSE OF 
  A SNOOZE-FEST COMING ON. 
  >> AND I BROUGHT A GUIDE BOOK 
  TO TONIGHT'S CONCERT. 
  >> KEEP IT, AMY. 
  THAT'LL MAKE ME SNOOZE NOW. 
  >>> (giggling) 
  (squelching) 
  (beating) 
  (zap) 
  >> HUH? 
  HMM... 
  >>> (audience chattering) 
  >> THERE THEY ARE, 
  SERENA AND HER PEANUT GALLERY. 
  >> AND THAT MUST BE DARIEN. 
  >> YOU'RE DROOLING, MICHELLE. 
  >> WELL, CAN'T I LOOK? 
  >> HMM... MM-HMM. 
  (applause) 
  () 
  >> AHH! 
  >> YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION! 
  >> I'M LISTENING WITH MY EARS 
  AND OGLING WITH MY EYES, OKAY? 
  >> TURN AROUND 
  AND FACE THE STAGE! 
  >>> SHHH! 
  >> OH! 
  () 
  (zapping) 
  >> (gasping) 
  >>> (screaming) 
  >> IT HURTS! 
  >> HE STINKS! 
  >> (screeching) 
  (screeching) 
  >>> (moaning and screaming) 
  >> (cackling) 
  NOW GIVE ME YOUR HEART, 
  NO STRINGS ATTACHED. 
  EXCELLENT! 
  >> COVER THE EXITS, YOU GUYS! 
  >> RIGHT! 
  >> HE'S THAT BAD? 
  >> WHAT'S THE MATTER? 
  >> THERE'S 
  A HEART-SNATCHER COMING! 
  >> TRANSFORM! 
  >> HURRY! 
  SHE'S RIGHT THERE! 
  >> MERCURY STAR POWER! 
  >> MARS STAR POWER! 
  >> JUPITER STAR POWER! 
  >> VENUS STAR POWER! 
  >> MOON COSMIC POWER! 
  >>> SAILOR POWER! 
  () 
  () 
  () 
  () 
  >> (screeching) 
  (screaming) 
  >> STUFF IT, BANJO BRAIN. 
  YOU COULDN'T CARRY 
  A TUNE IN A BUCKET. 
  I'M SAILOR MOON, THE CHAMPION 
  OF JUSTICE, AND I WISH 
  I'D BROUGHT MY EARPLUGS. 
  >> WE WILL RIGHT WRONGS 
  AND BAD SONGS. 
  >> AND TRIUMPH OVER 
  TONE-DEAF HEART-SNATCHERS. 
  >> AND THAT MEANS YOU, SCREECH. 
  >>> GIVE IT UP, NOW! 
  >> (cackling) 
  NEVER! 
  BE GONE! 
  (screeching) 
  >>> (gasping) 
  >> I'M GETTING WEAK! 
  >> (cackling) 
  >>> OHH! 
  >> (screeching) 
  (screeching) 
  >>> (moaning) 
  >> (wailing) 
  >> YIKES! 
  (whack) 
  >> YOW! 
  OHH! 
  >> LOOK, IT'S TUXEDO MASK! 
  >> WHOEVER TAUGHT YOU 
  ABOUT MUSIC, I'M SURE, 
  MUST HAVE HAD TWO LEFT FEET 
  AND NOT ONE OUNCE OF TALENT. 
  >> YOU'LL REGRET THAT, 
  MR. MASKED CRITIC! 
  (screeching) 
  >> JUPITER THUNDER POWER! 
  (blasting) 
  >> AAHHH! 
  >> TRY TO HIT THE TARGET 
  NEXT TIME. 
  >> (laughing) 
  >>> (gasping) 
  >> HEY, JUPITER, THIS HALL'S 
  A HISTORIC MONUMENT, YOU KNOW. 
  >> (screeching) 
  READY WHEN YOU ARE! 
  >>> AAHHH! 
  >> (screeching) 
  >> NEPTUNE DEEP SUBMERGE! 
  >> (screeching) 
  >> NEPTUNE, URANUS! 
  >> LURED BY 
  YOUR OFF-KEY SINGING, 
  SAILOR URANUS JOINS THE SHOW! 
  >> WE'LL TAKE OVER FROM HERE, 
  SAILOR SOLDIERS! 
  >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 
  WHY NOT WORK TOGETHER? 
  >> SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE TIME 
  TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. 
  >> WE'RE AFTER THE TRUE 
  GOODNESS, THREE PURE HEART 
  CRYSTALS, AND THAT VILE VIOLIN 
  JUST MIGHT HAVE ONE OF THEM. 
  >> SO, YOU'RE NOT 
  SAILOR SOLDIERS? 
  >> YEAH, YOU'RE JUST 
  A COUPLE OF IMPOSTERS PRETENDING 
  THAT YOU WANT TO FIGHT EVIL. 
  >> SO, WHY DON'T YOU GET LOST? 
  WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING 
  UNDER CONTROL. 
  () 
  >> NO! 
  >> (screeching) 
  >> OHH! 
  UHH! 
  YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 
  >> WELL, IT'S KIND OF MY JOB. 
  >> ALL RIGHT, 
  ENOUGH SONG AND DANCE. 
  URANUS WORLD SHAKING! 
  (zapping) 
  >> (squealing) 
  >> YOU'RE UP, SAILOR MOON. 
  >> RIGHT, YOU GOT IT. 
  () 
   DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO... 
   SAILOR MOON, SAILOR MOON... 
  () 
  >> MOON... 
  SPIRAL... 
  POWER... 
  ATTACK! 
   SAILOR MOON  
  >> (screaming) 
  (screeching) 
  (zapping) 
  (whoosh) 
  >> HUH. 
  HER BOSS WILL NOT BE HAPPY. 
  >> URANUS... 
  >> LET'S SEE. 
  IT'S A VERY PRETTY ONE, 
  BUT NOT A PURE HEART CRYSTAL. 
  >> URANUS, NEPTUNE! 
  >> HOW CAN YOU TELL 
  IF THE HEART CRYSTAL'S RIGHT? 
  >> AND WHAT DO 
  HEART CRYSTALS DO? 
  >> I THINK WE'LL JUST 
  LET YOU TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT 
  FOR YOURSELVES. 
  HUH? 
  >> URANUS, AN ARTIST'S HEART 
  IS VERY DELICATE. 
  WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. 
  LET'S GO REPLACE IT, GENTLY. 
  >> WAIT A MINUTE! 
  >> THEY'RE ALWAYS TAKING OFF 
  WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE. 
  >> YEAH, BUT DON'T HOLD IT 
  AGAINST THEM. 
  THEY REALLY ARE ON OUR SIDE. 
  >> BOY, WHAT A NIGHT! 
  BIG BUMMER. 
  I WANTED TO TRY 
  AND LIKE THE CONCERT. 
  >> MAYBE ANOTHER TIME. 
  WANNA GET SOME PIZZA INSTEAD? 
  >> YEAH! 
  I'M STARVED! 
  >> ONE-TRACK MIND. 
  >> I TOLD YOU SO, LUNA. 
  >> BE NICE, FURBALLS, 
  OR ELSE, NO ANCHOVIES. 
  >>> SORRY! 
  >> DARIEN, DID ANYONE TELL YOU 
  YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL GUY 
  IN THAT SUIT? 
  >> MM-HMM. 
  >> OF COURSE! 
  OF COURSE I TOLD HIM, RAYE! 
  HE'S MY BOYFRIEND! 
  MINE, MINE, MINE! 
  GET YOUR MITTS OFF! 
  (yelling) 
  GET AWAY FROM MY DARIEN! 
  >> BIG DWEEB. 
  >> NO KIDDING. 
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