Sailor Moon (North American Version) Episode 94
"Birthday Blues Part 1"
Closed Caption Transcript
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>> IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
BEING THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION
IS GREAT AND I'M JUST DYING TO
KNOW WHAT MY HANDSOME PRINCE
SCORED FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
I HOPE HE SCORES THE GLASS
SHOES I LIKE.
SPEAKING OF DYING, SOME
UNINVITED GUESTS SHOW UP.
HOW DARE THEY CRASH MY BIRTHDAY.
I'M SAILOR MOON AND I SHALL
PUNISH THEM.
()
FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
NEVER RUNNING
FROM A REAL FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE WILL NEVER TURN
HER BACK ON A FRIEND
SHE IS ALWAYS THERE
TO DEFEND
SHE IS THE ONE ON
WHOM WE CAN DEPEND
SHE'S THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR...
SAILOR VENUS!
SAILOR MERCURY!
SAILOR MARS!
SAILOR JUPITER!
THE SECRET POWERS
ARE SO NEW TO HER
SHE IS ONE
NAMED SAILOR MOON
()
FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
WHEN THE SAILORS
GET TO HELP FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE
SAILOR MOON!
()
(liquid bubbling)
>> SO, KAORI NIGHT, HAVE YOU
IDENTIFIED THE NEXT TARGET?
>> YES.
I KNOW YOU'LL BE PLEASED
THIS TIME.
>> AH, BUT ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY
SURE?
>> YES, DR. TOMOE, I'M QUITE
SURE.
OUR NEXT VICTIM POSSESSES THE
PUREST HEART THAT WE'VE EVER
COME ACROSS.
I'M CONFIDENT HER PURE HEART
CRYSTAL WILL HAVE THE POWERS
WE NEED.
>> EXCELLENT.
I SHALL CONCOCT MY FINEST
DIAMOND POD YET FOR THIS WORTHY
TARGET.
(glass shatters)
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I CAN
TRUST WITH THIS, LOYAL KAORI
NIGHT.
>> THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
I APPRECIATE THAT.
>> TA DA DA DA!
I HAVE A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
TODAY'S JUNE 30th.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
SO LET'S PARTY!
(giggling)
>> OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
>> MANY HAPPY RETURNS.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW WHEN YOUR
BIRTHDAY WAS, BUT I GUESS
I DO NOW.
>> LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU
CAN ACT YOUR NEW AGE ON THIS
DAY OF DAYS.
>> WHAT?
AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY
CLOSEST, DEAREST FRIENDS.
OH...
>>> WHEW.
>> HUH?
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT, A MINUTE!
DON'T YOU GUYS WANT TO DO
SOMETHING?
>> LIKE WHAT?
YOU KNOW WE HAVE TO GET TO
WORK, SERENA.
THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN PUT OUR
STUDIES ON HOLD JUST FOR YOUR
BIRTHDAY.
WE'LL EXPECT TO SEE YOU LATER.
>> OH, THAT WAS COLD, RAYE.
HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL?
(whining)
WINDOW SHOPPING MIGHT CHEER
ME UP.
HM...
HUH?
WOW!
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
HOW ROMANTIC.
>> HM...
>> GLASS SHOES, JUST LIKE
CINDERELLA'S.
I'D LOVE TO GET THOSE FOR
MY BIRTHDAY.
()
HEY, THAT'S IT.
IT'LL BE JUST LIKE THE
FAIRY TALE.
IN THE STORY, IT'S THE HANDSOME
PRINCE WHO FINDS CINDERELLA'S
GLASS SLIPPER.
SO I THINK MY HANDSOME PRINCE
SHOULD BUY THESE FOR ME.
PERFECT.
(giggling)
>> HUH?
OH, SERENA.
WHOA, CAREFUL THERE, KIDDO.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> I'M GLAD I FOUND YOU, DARIEN.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER
FOR YOU.
>> REALLY?
HOW COME?
>> HOW COME?
(giggling)
ISN'T THAT CUTE?
HE'S TEASING ME.
HE'S SO FINE.
WHO NEEDS MY NASTY FRIENDS
WHEN I HAVE HIM?
>> OH.
>> SAY, DARIEN, I'VE FOUND THE
PERFECT GIFT FOR YOU TO GIVE ME.
COME ON.
>> UH...
>> IF MY HANDSOME PRINCE
GIVES ME ANYTHING AT ALL,
THEN I THINK ABOVE EVERYTHING
ELSE, IT SHOULD BE A GLASS SHOE.
>> UH...
>> THEY'RE AT THE GLASS ART
GIFT SHOPPE ON THE CORNER OF
THIRD AND MAIN.
CAN YOU PLEASE BUY THEM FOR
ME, DARIEN?
WE'LL GO TOGETHER.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE.
COME ON.
>> WELL, I KNEW SHE COVETED
THOSE SILLY SHOES.
>> I DON'T GET YOU, SERENA.
CHRISTMAS IS MONTHS AWAY.
>> I KNOW IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS
TIME, YOU CLOD.
DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT TODAY IS.
>> UH...
LET ME THINK HERE.
>> DARIEN!!!
>> OH, NO, SERENA, DON'T CRY.
>> (sobbing)
>> I WAS JUST JOKING.
HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FORGET
SUCH AN IMPORTANT DAY?
>> WELL, STOP TEASING ME,
DARIEN.
>> (laughing)
SORRY.
OF COURSE, IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY
OF OUR FIRST DATE.
>> (slaps Darien)
>> AHHHH!
>> WRONG AGAIN, SMART GUY!
I'M OUTTA HERE!
OH!
>> IT MUST BE SOMETHING PRETTY
IMPORTANT.
>> (sobbing)
HUH?
>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MOON FACE?
>> HUH?
>> TEARS DON'T SUIT YOU VERY
WELL, SERENA.
HERE.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
(blows nose loudly)
>> HUH?
>>> (both laughing)
>> AH, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SAD.
>> THAT'S TOO BAD, SERENA.
SOME BOYFRIENDS ARE REALLY
INSENSITIVE, BUT I DIDN'T THINK
DARIEN WAS ONE OF THEM.
>> WELL, HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND
ANY MORE, SO IT JUST DOESN'T
MATTER.
>> ARE YOU SURE?
IF HE'S AVAILABLE, THEN MAYBE
I'LL SCOOP HIM UP.
>> HUH? WHAT?
>> SHE'S JUST TEASING.
>> BUT HE'S JUST THE RIGHT
HEIGHT FOR ME AND WE BOTH LOVE
TO RIDE MOTORCYCLES AND...
>> ISN'T ANYONE ON MY SIDE
TODAY?
OH, NO, I'VE GOTTA GO TO RAYE'S
HOUSE FAST.
THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME.
SEE YA LATER!
(telephone ringing)
>> HELLO, RAYE, HERE.
>> OH, HI, DARIEN.
SERENA?
NO, SHE'S NOT HERE YET.
>> SHE'S NOT?
OH, WELL.
I'M NOT SURE WHY, BUT SHE'S
PRETTY TICKED AT ME,
SO I THOUGHT I'D CALL.
>> UH, I KNOW WHY SHE'S MAD.
>> YEAH?
>> AND I DON'T BLAME HER ONE
LITTLE BIT.
ALL YOU GUYS ARE THE SAME.
YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE HOW TO
TREAT A GIRL, DO YOU?
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF
YOURSELF.
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> IT'S HER BIRTHDAY, EINSTEIN.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
>> OH, NO WONDER SHE'S UPSET.
ACTUALLY, SHE NEVER TOLD ME WHEN
HER BIRTHDAY WAS.
(birds chirping)
>> OH, NO, I WENT WAY TOO FAR.
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THAT.
I'M HERE.
SORRY I'M LATE, GUYS.
>>> SURPRISE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SERENA!
>> HERE, HAVE A SEAT.
THE BIRTHDAY GIRL'S SUPPOSED TO
SIT HERE.
>> HELP YOURSELF TO THE GOODIES.
I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM.
I MADE ALL YOUR FAVOURITES.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
THIS BOX IS FULL OF QUESTIONS
AND ANSWERS THAT HAVE BEEN ON
PREVIOUS HIGH SCHOOL EXAMS.
>> WAY COOL, I'LL USE IT NOW.
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU,
SERENA?
STUDY, STUDY, STUDY.
THAT'S ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT.
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, SO LET'S
START HAVING SOME FUN FOR
A CHANGE, HERE.
>> SORRY, WHERE WAS MY HEAD?
>> HOORAY, I LOVE SERENA'S
BIRTHDAY.
WHAT BETTER EXCUSE TO BLOW OFF
STUDYING.
>> YOU ARE RIGHT.
LET'S ALL HAVE SOME FUN.
>> FINE FOR TODAY, BUT TOMORROW
WE'LL WORK HARDER.
>>> OH, DON'T BE SUCH A DRAG.
>> THAT'S ENOUGH ABOUT
SCHOOL, AMY.
WHO ELSE WANTS A SODA?
>> SORRY.
>> I WISH DARIEN WOULD HAVE
REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY, TOO.
>> THIS IS THIRD AVENUE.
>> (laughing)
THIS IS TOO PERFECT.
IT'S READY.
MAY I HELP YOU?
>> YES, PLEASE.
I'D LIKE TO BUY THESE GLASS
SHOES.
>> SURE.
NICE CHOICE.
>> HEY, THAT'S--
>> SHHH.
>> SO, KAORI NIGHT'S ON THE
PROWL AGAIN.
>> YEAH, SHE'S PROBABLY GOT HER
SIGHTS SET FOR SERENA.
>> AND SHE'S USING DARIEN TO
GET TO HER.
>> MAKE A WISH, SERENA.
>> (blowing air)
>>> OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SERENA!
>> OH...
>> WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU LOOK SO SAD.
>> OH, I SORTA KINDA SLAPPED
DARIEN IN THE FACE.
>>> WHAT?
>> I COULDN'T CONTROL MYSELF,
AND I'M SORRY I DID IT,
BUT HE MADE ME SO MAD.
>> I KNOW YOU WERE MAD BECAUSE
YOU THOUGHT HE FORGOT YOUR
BIRTHDAY, RIGHT?
BUT DARIEN CALLED HERE EARLIER
AND WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.
HE SAID HE NEVER KNEW WHEN YOUR
BIRTHDAY WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>> WHAT?
>> TRY TO THINK, SERENA.
DO YOU REMEMBER EVER TELLING
HIM THAT YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS
JUNE 30th?
>> OH, NO, THAT'S RIGHT.
I NEVER TOLD HIM.
>>> WHAT?
>> BUT WE'RE IN LOVE.
DON'T YOU THINK HE SHOULD HAVE
BEEN ABLE TO SENSE IT, OR AT
LEAST ASK ME?
>> UH, SENSE IT?
HE'S NOT PSYCHIC.
CAN YOU SENSE WHEN HIS
BIRTHDAY IS?
>> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
OF COURSE, I KNOW.
OH.
IT'S THE 10th OF OCTOBER.
NO, THAT'S MY MOM'S.
IT'S DECEMBER 25th.
NO, IT'S CHRISTMAS.
(laughing)
WELL, I GUESS I DON'T KNOW,
I'M SO BAD.
>>> OH...
>> I MUST APOLOGIZE TO HIM
RIGHT AWAY.
WHOA.
>> (panting)
I HOPE SHE CAN FORGIVE ME.
>> DARIEN!
>> SERENA!
>> CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?
>> AT LAST, I'VE FOUND MY
PRINCESS, NOW...
BUT I'D BETTER MAKE SURE THIS
FITS YOU, FIRST.
>> OH, DARIEN...
THANK YOU.
>> HUH?
>> (screaming)
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> SENASHENTA!
>> (gasping)
>> WELL, NOW, IF IT ISN'T
MISS CINDERELLA, HERSELF.
WELL, I'M YOUR FAIRY GODMOTHER.
>> OH...
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME, HUH?
>> SERENA!
>> BACK OFF!
>> DARIEN!
>> (laughing)
>> LET ME GO!
HEY, LET ME GO, YOU CRYSTAL
CREEP FACE!
YOU ASKED FOR IT.
MOON COSMIC POWER!
OH!
>> NOW, CINDERELLA, INSTEAD OF
GIVING YOUR HEART TO YOUR
HANDSOME PRINCE, YOU CAN JUST
HAND IT OVER TO ME.
>> MY BROOCH.
NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO HERE?
I CAN'T MOVE.
I'M TRAPPED.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, KID.
YOUR POWERS ARE USELESS AGAINST
MINE.
(grunting)
>> OH, NO, THEY'VE GOT MOON
FACE.
>> WE WERE RIGHT.
SHE'S THE TARGET THIS TIME.
>> (laughing)
I'M A MASTER GLADIATOR AND MY
SPECIALITY IS TO REMOVE PURE
HEARTS.
>> OH, NO!
OH, NO!
>> (evil laughter)
>> URANUS, ARE YOU GOING
TO HELP HER?
>> NO, WE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE.
SHE MAY BE THE ONE WHO POSSESSES
THE PURE HEART CRYSTAL WE'RE
LOOKING FOR.
>> OH, I HOPE SHE ISN'T.
THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH THIS
MISSION.
HOW CAN WE TAKE CRYSTALS FROM
PEOPLE WE LIKE?
>> I KNOW.
SHE'S A NICE KID.
LOOK, NEPTUNE.
>> (screaming)
>> OH, THIS CRYSTAL'S EMITTING
AN INTENSE BRIGHTNESS.
MAYBE IT'S GOT POWERS.
>> OH, LEAVE ME ALONE.
>> HER CRYSTAL SEEMS TO HAVE
A DIFFERENT AURA THAN ALL THE
OTHERS.
>> WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
>> IF IT'S GOT SPECIAL POWERS,
THEN I'M AFRAID WE'LL HAVE TO
TAKE IT.
>> OH, WAIT!
ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS?
I MEAN, IF SHE HAS THE SPECIAL
CRYSTAL WE'RE LOOKING FOR,
THEN WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PUT
IT BACK IN HER BODY, RIGHT?
>> YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
>> AND WITHOUT IT, IT WILL
ULTIMATELY MEAN HER DEATH.
>> MMM.
>> (gasps)
>> NO!
>> (gasps)
>>> TUXEDO MASK!
>> WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
>> A PERSON WITH A PURE HEART IS
PRECIOUS.
THEY MAKE LIGHT FROM DARK.
THEY ARE GIVING AND LOVING
AND I PROTECT PURE HEARTS
FROM EVIL.
TAKE THIS!
>> OH!
AH!
>> YOU OKAY, SERENA?
>> HUH?
>> HOLD ON.
>> AH, WHERE ARE THEY GOING?
>> SERENA, YOU SHOULD TRANSFORM
YOURSELF INTO SAILOR MOON.
>> I'D LOVE TO, BUT...
>> SENASHENTA, WHERE'S THE GIRL?
>> I'M SORRY, BOSS, SOME CAPED
INTRUDER TOOK HER AWAY.
>> YOU ANCIENT CLOD.
GO GET HER!
>> RIGHT, WILL DO.
>> IS THIS...?
COULD SHE BE?
>> I'M SAILOR MOON AND I SHALL
PUNISH YOU.
OH, NO, MY BROOCH.
>> WE MUST LEAVE NOW BEFORE
THEY FIND YOU AGAIN.
>> BUT WHAT ABOUT MY BROOCH?
>> IT'S TOO RISKY.
THERE'S NO TIME TO RECOVER IT.
BESIDES, IT'S YOUR LIFE THAT
THEY'RE AFTER.
>> I'M SORRY.
>> I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE
SORRY.
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING.
I'LL DO ANYTHING TO KEEP YOUR
PURE HEART SAFE WITHIN YOU.
>> IT'S MY FAULT,'CAUSE I HAD
TO HAVE THOSE SHOES.
NOW, LET'S GO, OKAY, TUXEDO
MASK?
>> RIGHT.
>> AHA!
>> YOU SEE THEM?
>> YES.
>> GO GET THEM!
>> RIGHT!
AHHH!
>> SHE SEES US.
>> (panting)
WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME AND
GET OUT OF HERE?
I SLOW YOU DOWN.
IT'S BECAUSE OF ME THAT THEY'VE
FOUND US.
PLEASE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO.
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE.
>> YES, IT IS.
>> UH-HUH.
OH.
>> (laughing)
YOU CAN'T GET AWAY, SO WHY DON'T
YOU JUST GIVE UP?
IT'LL SAVE A LOT OF TIME FOR
EVERYONE.
>>> HUH?
>> (nasty laughter)
>> CALLING LUNA!
LUNA, COME IN!
LUNA!
AH! AH!
>> WHAT A SHAME.
I GUESS YOUR FRIENDS HAVEN'T GOT
ANY TIME FOR YOU, SAILOR MOON.
>> WHAT?
>> SO YOU WON'T CHANGE YOUR
MIND, URANUS?
>> NO, I'M SORRY, I CAN'T.
OUR MISSION IS TO COLLECT THREE
PURE HEARTS WITH POWERS.
I THINK SHE HAS ONE OF THEM,
AND THAT'S TOO BAD.
BUT IT'S INEVITABLE THAT WE HAVE
TO MAKE SOME SACRIFICE.
>> OH, URANUS...
>> OH, NO, THERE'S NO CAKE LEFT
FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL.
>> HM.
>> IF YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE.
>> I'M QUITE SURE SHE AND DARIEN
HAVE MADE UP BY NOW, ANYWAY.
>> OH.
>> I ENVY HER.
>> GEE, I DO, TOO.
>> THIS MATH PROBLEM IS RATHER
DIFFICULT TO SOLVE.
>>> WHAT?
(watch bleeping)
>> THIS IS AN URGENT CALL.
>> HI, LUNA, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> SERENA'S IN SOME TERRIBLE
TROUBLE.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND HER.
>> GOT IT, LUNA.
WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
>>> RIGHT!
>> OH! OH!
>> STAY BACK, OKAY, SERENA?
>> PLEASE BE VERY CAREFUL.
>> WATCH FOR A CHANCE AND RUN
AWAY.
YOU GOT IT?
>> OH!
>> COME ON!
>> I'M NOT THE FIGHTER,
YOU PROM KING.
LOOK BEHIND YOU.
>> HUH?
>> (growling)
>> HUH?
>> THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE IS
A WIMPY STICK?
>> OH!
>>> (grunts of combat)
>> GO NOW, SERENA.
>> NO, I CAN'T LEAVE HIM.
>> HURRY UP, NOW.
>> OH! OH!
>> AND WHERE DO WE THINK
YOU'RE GOING, BIRTHDAY GIRL?
>> SERENA!
>> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT,
ANYWAY?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING
WITH ME.
>> OH!
>> OH!
>> (laughing)
LOOK AND SEE WHAT I FOUND,
DEARIE.
>> HUH?
OH...
OH...
IT'S MY BROOCH.
>> I KNOW IT'S YOURS.
BUT IF YOU CAN'T HAVE IT,
NOR SHOULD ANYONE ELSE.
>> (gasping)
(gasping)
>> LISTEN HERE, LITTLE MISSY,
YOU'D BETTER SURRENDER YOUR
PURE HEART, OR I'LL FIND YOUR
FRIENDS.
>> (gasping)
NO, NO, STOP!
>>> (grunts of combat)
>> SERENA!
>> COME BACK HERE!
>> (panting)
HUH?
>> TUXEDO MASK!
>> OH! OH! SERENA!
>> DARIEN!
>> (laughing)
>> (Uranus groaning)
>>> (Kaori & Senashenta
laughing)
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