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Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
Episode 101 "Everything's Coming Up Rosey"
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  >> IT'S A LOVELY, MOON-LIT 
  EVENING, AND WE'VE ALL BEEN 
  INVITED TO AN ELEGANT, BLACK-TIE 
  AFFAIR AT THE ROSE MANSION. 
  WE'RE ALL TRYING TO BE REFINED 
  AND SOPHISTICATED 
  WHEN AN UNINVITED, TONE-DEAF 
  GUEST APPEARS AND PROCEEDS 
  TO THROW US ALL OUT OF STEP. 
  AU REVOIR, RIFF-RAFF. 
  YOU HAVE NO CLASS. 
  () 
   FIGHTING EVIL 
   BY MOONLIGHT 
   WINNING LOVE 
   BY DAYLIGHT 
   NEVER RUNNING 
   FROM A REAL FIGHT 
   SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR MOON 
   SHE WILL NEVER TURN 
   HER BACK ON A FRIEND 
   SHE IS ALWAYS THERE 
   TO DEFEND 
   SHE IS THE ONE ON 
   WHOM WE CAN DEPEND 
   SHE'S THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR... 
   SAILOR VENUS! 
   SAILOR MERCURY! 
   SAILOR MARS! 
   SAILOR JUPITER! 
   THE SECRET POWERS 
   ARE SO NEW TO HER 
   SHE IS ONE 
   NAMED SAILOR MOON 
  () 
   FIGHTING EVIL 
   BY MOONLIGHT 
   WINNING LOVE 
   BY DAYLIGHT 
   WHEN THE SAILORS 
   GET TO HELP FIGHT 
   SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR MOON 
   SHE IS THE ONE NAMED 
   SAILOR MOON 
   SHE IS THE ONE 
   SAILOR MOON!  
  >> (Serena) 
  IT'S LIKE A SAUNA OUTSIDE. 
  I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER IN 
  YOUR AIR-CONDITIONED PLACE, 
  DARIEN. 
  DON'T MIND WHILE I JUST DOZE OFF 
  HAPPILY AND ROMANCE. 
  >> (groaning) 
  SERENA, WAKE UP! 
  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 
  THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLEEP! 
  >> OR FOR ROMANCE. 
  >> COME ON, SERENA, WAKEY-WAKEY! 
  >> YOU GUYS SAID YOU NEEDED 
  MY HELP, BUT I HAVE THIS FEELING 
  THAT YOU ONLY CAME HERE 
  FOR THE AIR CONDITIONING. 
  >> OH, NO, DARIEN. 
  WE LIKE YOUR HERBAL ICED TEA 
  AS WELL.. 
  AHH! 
  >> OH, THANKS, THAT MAKES ME 
  FEEL A LITTLE BETTER. 
  >> AMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 
  >> FOUND ANYTHING INTERESTING? 
  >> YEAH, LOOK AT THESE 
  WONDERFULLY DIVERSE BOOKS. 
  THERE'S A BIG, 
  OLD BABYLONIAN DICTIONARY; 
  ONE CALLED "HYDRODYNAMICS 
  AND WAVE ENGINEERING"; 
  "MICROBIOLOGY FOR MACRO MINDS"; 
  AND "EASY COOKING 
  FOR LAZY COOKS." 
  THEY'RE ALL VERY INTERESTING 
  AND QUITE ADVANCED, BUT I THINK 
  THE MIX SUGGESTS CONFUSION. 
  >> I'VE ALWAYS HAD MANY 
  INTERESTS, AND BECAUSE OF THAT, 
  I CAN'T EVER SEEM TO DECIDE 
  WHICH SUBJECT TO STUDY. 
  >> YOU'RE LIKE THAT SAYING: 
  "JERK OF ALL TRADES 
  AND MASTER OF NONE," RIGHT? 
  >> ACTUALLY, LITA, 
  THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 
  "JACK OF ALL TRADES," NOT JERK. 
  >> OOPS! 
  >> COME ON, GUYS. 
  IT'S TIME TO START 
  STUDYING AGAIN. 
  HOW ABOUT WE STUDY 
  ENGLISH LIT FIRST AND THEN WE'LL 
  MOVE ON TO FRENCH? 
  >> OHH... WHAT? 
  I'M SO TERRIBLE AT FRENCH. 
  >> THAT'S WHY I SUGGESTED 
  WE STUDY IT. 
  (doorbell binging) 
  >> THERE'S THE DOOR! 
  I'LL GET IT, OKAY? 
  HUH? 
  UH, HE'S ALREADY GOT 
  A SUBSCRIPTION TO THE PAPER, 
  IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 
  >> HMM? 
  AH,BONJOUR MADEMOISELLE. 
  >> HUH? 
  I NO SPEAKY FRENCH! 
  JE SUIS NOT FRENCH! 
  >>JESUIS... WHAT? 
  AH, I UNDERSTAND. 
  YOU DON'T SPEAK 
  THE FRENCH LANGUAGE. 
  COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME 
  IF DARIEN IS HOME RIGHT NOW? 
  >> YES, DARIEN'S HOME RIGHT NOW. 
  CAN I ASK WHO YOU ARE, 
  MON SENIOR? 
  OOH! 
  SO, YOU DO SPEAK ENGLISH! 
  YOU SURPRISED ME! 
  >> EDOUARD! 
  >>BONJOUR, DARIEN. 
  BEEN A LONG TIME 
  SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU. 
  BONJOUR, MESDEMOISELLES. 
  >>ENCHANTEE! 
  >>BONJOUR. 
  >>ENCHANTEE TO MAKE 
  YOUR ACQUAINTANCE, SIR. 
  >>MERCI. 
  >> THAT'S NOT A GREETING, LITA. 
  IT MEANS "THANK YOU." 
  >> WELL, AT LEAST I WAS POLITE. 
  >> WOULD YOU LIKE 
  TO COME IN, EDOUARD? 
  >> I'D LOVE TO, BUT I CAN'T. 
  ACTUALLY, I'M HAVING A LITTLE 
  BLACK-TIE GET-TOGETHER AT 
  MY HOUSE TONIGHT FOR SOME OF 
  THE STUDENTS AND FACULTY. 
  THEY SUGGESTED 
  THAT I INVITE YOU. 
  >> I'M HONOURED BY THE INVITE. 
  >> WELL, I'M JUST IN THE MIDDLE 
  OF MY DAILY WALK. 
  SO, I'D BETTER BE ON MY WAY. 
  I HOPE YOU'LL BE ABLE 
  TO ATTEND, DARIEN. 
  OF COURSE, ALL OF YOU LADIES ARE 
  INVITED AS WELL. 
  >>> COUNT US IN! 
  >> (Darien) 
  EDOUARD IS A RETIRED, RICH 
  BUSINESSMAN FROM FRANCE 
  WHO LIVES IN THE ROSE MANSION. 
  >> OH, SO HE'S THE ONE 
  WHO LIVES HERE. 
  WOW, WHAT AN AMAZING PLACE 
  TO HAVE A PARTY. 
  >> NOW HE TEACHES ECONOMICS 
  AND HAS THESE PARTIES 
  FOR HIS BEST STUDENTS. 
  HE'S INTERESTED IN MIXING PEOPLE 
  FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. 
  >> WOW, IMAGINE THAT BIG HOUSE 
  WITH MUSIC IN THE BALLROOM. 
  >> AND IT'S A WONDERFUL CHANCE 
  TO HAVE CULTURAL EXCHANGES WITH 
  PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. 
  >> I'M INTO THE ROMANCE 
  OF BEING WITH YOU, DARIEN, 
  AND AT A BEAUTIFUL MANSION-- 
  I FEEL SO JUST LIKE 
  A PRINCESS. 
  >> DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW 
  WHICH COUNTRIES 
  THE STUDENTS ARE FROM, DARIEN? 
  >> MM-HMM, ACTUALLY, 
  THIS GROUP'S FROM FRANCE. 
  THERE'S A LARGE GROUP FROM 
  FRANCE THIS YEAR, SO WE BETTER 
  GET TO WORK AND BONE UP 
  ON OUR FRENCH. 
  >> A ROMANTIC EVENING 
  WITH DARIEN! 
  OH, SPEAKING FRENCH. 
  >> OKAY, SO, LET'S GET 
  DOWN TO WORK NOW, SERENA. 
  >> A ROMANTIC EVENING 
  WITH DARIEN! 
  OH, SPEAKING FRENCH... 
  >> ARE YOU LISTENING, SERENA? 
  >> I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH 
  STUDYING FOR TODAY. 
  >> WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET READY 
  FOR THE PARTY TONIGHT, ANYWAY. 
  >> YOU SEE, EUCHIAL, 
  THE SWEET TUNE OF THE WALTZ, 
  WITH TRIPLE MEASURES 
  SYMBOLIZES INTELLECT, CULTURE, 
  AND ALSO AGGRESSIVENESS. 
  IN MY OPINION, IT'S THE ULTIMATE 
  MUSIC OF POWER. 
  EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE. 
  IT'S A WONDERFUL PIECE ENTITLED 
  "HOPE FOR THE FUTURE," WHICH 
  I ACTUALLY COMPOSED IN MY YOUTH. 
  >> SO, YOU'RE SAYING THE NEW 
  TARGET IS SOMEONE WITH A PURE 
  HEART WHO DISPLAYS THESE 
  CHARACTERISTICS OF A WALTZ 
  THAT YOU MENTIONED. 
  >> YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 
  AND THEY MUST HAVE HOPE 
  FOR THE FUTURE AS WELL. 
  >> RIGHT. 
  I'VE FOUND A MAN OF INTELLECT 
  AND CULTURE WHO LOVES WALTZES 
  AND IS ALSO FILLED WITH 
  HOPES FOR THE FUTURE. 
  >> EXCELLENT. 
  (laughing) 
   (waltz playing)  
  >> UH, THAT SEEMS A TAD LOUD. 
  IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE 
  A WALTZ, DOCTOR? 
  >> (laughing) 
  >> HMM... UH, BOY, DOCTOR. 
  DOCTOR? 
  DOCTOR! 
  UHH, WHAT AN ANNOYING 
  LITTLE MAN. 
  OH, I HAVE A BAD FEELING 
  ABOUT THIS. 
  (machinery whirring) 
  (zapping) 
  >> CHIQUON! 
  (blipping) 
  >> (Euchial gasping) 
  >>> (crowd chattering) 
  >> OH, LOOK AT 
  ALL THESE GORGEOUS GUYS. 
  >> ALL RIGHT! 
  THEY'RE ALL TALL! 
  >> THAT'S GREAT, BUT THEY'RE 
  ALSO SPEAKING IN FRENCH. 
  >> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY 
  ABOUT FRENCH, SERENA: 
  IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 
  THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE. 
  >> ONLY IF YOU CAN SPEAK IT. 
  >> COME ON, SERENA. 
  IT'S A GOOD OPPORTUNITY 
  FOR YOU TO TRY IT OUT, 
  SO GIVE IT A SHOT. 
  >> THIS IS NOT EXACTLY 
  WHAT I CALL 
  A GOOD OPPORTUNITY, AMY. 
  >>BONSOIR, DARIEN! 
  >>BONSOIR, VINCENT! 
  >> LONG TIME NO SEE. 
  HOW GOES IT, MAN? 
  >> I'M LOSING IT! 
  >> EVERYONE IS WELCOME. 
  I JUST LOVE PARTIES. 
  >> OH, NO, PLEASE DON'T 
  SPEAK IN FRENCH. 
  >>BONSOIR, MESDEMOISELLES. 
  >> DARIEN, YOU'RE QUITE 
  A POPULAR FELLOW THIS EVENING. 
  HOW ABOUT INTRODUCING 
  THESE LOVELY LADIES TO US, EH? 
  >> OH, NO! 
  >> IT'S OKAY. 
  HE SPEAKS ENGLISH VERY WELL. 
  >> THANK YOU. 
  WE ARE STUDYING ENGLISH. 
  NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO 
  PRACTISE SPEAKING. 
  >> HEY, YOU'RE LUCKY, SERENA. 
  AHH? 
  HUH, SERENA? 
  >> MAYBE SHE'S IN 
  THE LADIES' ROOM. 
  >>COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS? 
  JE M'APPELIE... 
  JEMAPPELEZ... 
  JEM'APPELER SERENA. 
  OOH, I DON'T KNOW 
  HOW THEY DO IT. 
  >>> (speaking French) 
  >> EVEN RAYE AND LITA 
  ARE CHATTING IN FRENCH. 
  I WISH I COULD DO IT, TOO. 
  MAYBE THIS JUICE 
  WILL RELAX MY TONGUE. 
  (gulping) 
  >> DARIEN, IF YOU LIKE SCIENCE, 
  YOU MUST MAJOR IN BIOPHYSICS. 
  IT'S FASCINATING. 
  >> COME ON, VINCENT. 
  THERE'S A WORLD OUT THERE 
  BEYOND SCIENCE. 
  >> SO, HOW ARE YOU DOING, NED? 
  >> I THINK ALL OF YOUR GUESTS 
  ARE SO SMART AND INTERESTING. 
  THEY MUST BE HONOUR STU@ENTS. 
  >> YES, THEY'RE ALL PROMISING 
  YOUNG PEOPLE AND OUR HOPE 
  FOR THE FUTURE. 
  THAT'S WHY I ENJOY HAVING 
  THESE PARTIES IN MY HOME 
  EVERY SO OFTEN. 
  TO SEE YOUNG PEOPLE LIKE THIS 
  ENJOYING THEMSELVES IN MY HOME, 
  WITH STIMULATING CONVERSATION 
  AND A WALTZ OR TWO 
  IS MY IDEA OF A ROSY EVENING. 
  >> IT SOUNDS WONDERFUL, 
  AND I AGREE. 
  AN EVENING OF INTELLECT 
  AND CULTURE IS INDEED ROSY. 
  >> I HOPE YOU WILL JOIN THEM 
  SOMEDAY TO MAKE A BRIGHT FUTURE. 
  >> OH, YES, I'LL TRY. 
  >> LOOK AT AMY. 
  >> I KNOW. 
  I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT. 
  SHE'S SO CONFIDENT. 
  >> WELL, I GUESS 
  IT MUST BE EASY TO BE CONFIDENT 
  WHEN YOU'RE A GENIUS. 
  >> OH, HELLO, DARIEN! 
  >>> HUH? 
  >> SERENA? 
  >> AH, YES, THE GOOD OLD PUDDING 
  OF RELATIVITY. 
  LET ME SEE... WELL, IT'S 
  RELATIVE, OF COURSE, BUT IT'S 
  LIKE, YOU MIX EGGS, MILK, 
  AND SUGAR TOGETHER. 
  THEN YOU MUST COVER IT UP 
  AND LET IT STEAM FOR ABOUT 
  30 MINUTES, BUT DON'T LET IT 
  GET TOO MUCH HEAT. 
  AND DON'T FORGET FRESH CREAM, 
  OR IT WILL TASTE WRONG. 
  THAT'S IT. 
  >> HMM, COOKING AS A METAPHOR 
  FOR EINSTEIN'S THEORY 
  OF RELATIVITY. 
  >> YES, WHAT AN INTERESTING 
  POINT OF VIEW. 
  >> WOW, YOU CAN BOTH 
  SPEAKY ENGLISH! 
  HOORAY! 
  STRIKE UP THE BAND! 
  LET THE BELLS RING! 
  >> UH, SERENA... 
  >> COME ON, DARIEN. 
  LET'S GET THIS PARTY JUMPING 
  WITH A RIP-ROARING DISCUSSION 
  ABOUT... WHO KNOWS WHAT! 
  (smack) 
  >> YOU HAVE A CHARMING 
  SENSE OF HUMOUR,MADEMOISELLE. 
  >>MERCI! 
  BONJOUR, BONJOUR! 
  SWEET SOUFFLE OMELETTE. 
  >> OH, NO, TOO MUCH JUICE. 
  >> HUH? 
  >> (giggling) 
  CA VA BIEN? 
  CA VA BIEN! 
  CA VA BIEN, WHOO! 
  >> ARE YOU FEELING 
  ALL RIGHT, MISS? 
  >>AU REVOIR, AU REVOIR! 
  >> DARIEN, WOULD YOU PLEASE 
  MAKE SURE THIS YOUNG LADY'S 
  FEELING WELL? 
  >>OUI, MONSIEUR. 
  >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 
  WE'VE ASKED THIS EVENING TWO 
  VERY TALENTED SPECIAL GUESTS. 
  IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE 
  TO PRESENT TO YOU TONIGHT 
  MESDEMOISLLES AMARA TENO 
  AND MICHELLE KAYO. 
  >> HEY, IT'S AMARA. 
  >> AND MICHELLE'S HERE, TOO. 
  >> SERENA'S SICK. 
  >>> WHAT? 
  >> ARE YOU SURE? 
  >> HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 
  >> I DRANK TOO MUCH JUICE... 
  >> HERE'S SOME WATER. 
  >> HOW MUCH JUICE 
  DID YOU HAVE? 
  >> OH, I WAS JUST SO THIRSTY, 
  I'M NOT SURE. 
  I'M SO SORRY; I FEEL SICK. 
  (groaning) 
  >>> SERENA! 
  >> HANG IN THERE, SERENA! 
  () 
  >> HMM, IT'S SHOW TIME. 
  >> FEEL BETTER, SERENA? 
  >> A BIT, THANKS. 
  >> (Amara) 
  HI, GANG. 
  >> HI, GUYS. 
  >> WONDERFUL PARTY, ISN'T IT? 
  OH, THEY'RE PLAYING A WALTZ NOW. 
  DARIEN, PLEASE HONOUR ME 
  WITH A DANCE. 
  >> NO, HE'S GONNA DANCE WITH ME! 
  >> COME ON, THEN. 
  WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU A LESSON 
  AND THEN YOU CAN HAVE DARIEN? 
  >> OH, I DO NEED A LESSON. 
  () 
  >> THAT'S IT: ONE, TWO, THREE. 
  >> SO, YOU AND MICHELLE 
  ARE ACTUALLY CHAMPION 
  BALLROOM DANCERS. 
  >> SERENA'S ACTUALLY... 
  >> SHE'S WALTZING! 
  >> I THINK AMARA'S 
  A REALLY GOOD TEACHER. 
  >> I NEED TO LEARN 
  SO I CAN DANCE WITH THE GUYS. 
  >> WE ALL NEED A LESSON, 
  SO YOU CAN'T BE NEXT, RAYE. 
  >> LET'S DECIDE THE ORDER 
  BY ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER. 
  >> OH, BROTHER. 
  >>> ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER! 
  >> I HEARD THAT EDOUARD DONATES 
  A LOT OF HIS MONEY 
  TO THE COLLEGE. 
  AND TO SCHOLARSHIPS 
  FOR STUDENTS. 
  >> EDOUARD WAS A VERY SMART 
  BUSINESSMAN WHO INVESTED EARLY 
  IN THE COMPUTER BUSINESS. 
  HE MADE A FORTUNE, BUT HE WAS 
  NOT NICE, AND THOUGHT THAT MONEY 
  WAS ALL THAT WAS NEEDED 
  FOR A BRIGHT FUTURE. 
  >> HMM... 
  >> BUT ONE DAY, HE REALIZED 
  HE HAD NO FAMILY OR ANY GOOD 
  FRIENDS HE COULD SHARE 
  HIS WEALTH AND DREAMS WITH. 
  THERE WAS NO ONE WHO COULD 
  CARRY ON HIS HOPES AND DREAMS 
  FOR THE FUTURE. 
  >> HE HAS HOPES AND DREAMS. 
  SOUNDS LIKE A ROMANTIC. 
  THAT'S AWFULLY GENEROUS OF HIM 
  TO GIVE SO MUCH. 
  HE MUST HAVE MADE 
  A LOT OF SACRIFICES TO BE 
  THAT SUCCESSFUL. 
  >> I'M SURE HE DID SACRIFICE 
  A LOT, BUT HE THOUGHT 
  THAT IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING 
  IF THERE WAS NO ONE 
  TO CARRY ON HIS LEGACY. 
  IT'S MEANINGLESS TO BE ALONE. 
  >>> ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER! 
  ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER! 
  ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER! 
  OHH! 
  FORGET IT! 
  THIS IS SILLY! 
  THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 
  >> WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 
  (chuckling) 
  ) 
  >> HUH? 
  OHH... 
  >> EXCUSE ME. 
  I NEVER HAD A LESSON BEFORE. 
  >> COULD YOU PLEASE SHOW ME 
  HOW TO WALTZ LIKE THAT? 
  >> ME, TOO, PLEASE. 
  >> WOULD YOU PLEASE DANCE 
  WITH ME, YOUNG LADY? 
  >>> (crowd chattering) 
  >> OH, DARIEN! 
  YOU'RE ALL SO RUDE! 
  >>> ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER! 
  >> OH, NO, THE MUSIC! 
  WHERE'S DARIEN? 
  OH... OOH! 
  WHAT ARE YOU GUYS 
  DOING OVER THERE? 
  OH, DARIEN! 
  OH, NO! 
  >> THERE'S AMARA! 
  >> OH, WELL. 
  >> WE'LL NEVER GET A LESSON. 
  >>> WE'LL NEVER GET TO DANCE! 
  >> EXCUSE ME, LADIES. 
  YOU'RE WELCOME TO WAIT 
  FOR YOUR TURN TO WALTZ, 
  BUT I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW YOU 
  AROUND THE PLACE 
  IF YOU'RE INTERESTED. 
  I'LL SHOW YOU MY FAVOURITE PART 
  OF THE HOUSE. 
  >>> OH, YES, WE'D LOVE TO! 
  >> AMAZING! 
  >> IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 
  >> LOOK, WE LIVE OVER THERE! 
  >> WOW, IT'S LIKE A DREAM. 
  IT DOESN'T SEEM REAL. 
  >> WELL, DO YOU LIKE IT? 
  >> YES, IT'S BREATH-TAKING, 
  ISN'T IT? 
  >> I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. 
  YOU SEE, ALL THESE ROSES, 
  THEY SYMBOLIZE THE FUTURE, 
  AND HOW I'D LIKE TO 
  SEE IT EVOLVE: BEAUTIFUL, 
  PEACEFUL, HEALTHY, THRIVING. 
  I SINCERELY HOPE YOUR FUTURES 
  WILL BE ROSY, TOO. 
  NOW, WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK IN 
  FOR SOME TEA AND PASTRIES? 
  >> OHH, YUM! 
  >> SERENA! 
  >> JUST LOOK AT 
  THESE BEAUTIFUL ROSES. 
  I THINK HE MUST BE A VERY 
  KIND-HEARTED MAN, DON'T YOU? 
  >> YES, I DO. 
  HE HAS A KIND HEART 
  AND A PASSION 
  FOR A BEAUTIFUL FUTURE. 
  THE REST OF WORLD SHOULD BE 
  LIKE THIS MANSION: 
  PEACEFUL AND HAPPY. 
  >> HMM! 
  HUH? 
  NO, DON'T! 
  DON'T OPEN THE DOOR! 
  >> WHA--? 
  YAH! 
  >>> (gasping and choking) 
  >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 
  YOUNG LADY, 
  GET OUT OF HERE QUICK! 
  YOUNG LADY! 
  (choking) 
  >> (snickering) 
  >> (gasp) 
  >> EDOUARD! 
  >> DON'T MOVE. 
  (zap) 
  >> AHH! 
  >> (chuckling) 
  >> I CAN'T WAIT TO SINK MY TEETH 
  INTO A PASTRY. 
  >> SMOKE? 
  WHERE IS IT COMING FROM? 
  >> (chuckling) 
  THAT'S IT. 
  COME TO MAMA. 
  >> NEPTUNE STAR POWER! 
  >> URANUS STAR POWER! 
  >> NEPTUNE DEEP SUBMERGE! 
  >> (gasping) 
  OOH! 
  >> SORRY, I'LL TAKE 
  THE CRYSTAL FROM HERE. 
  >> CHIQUON, HURRY! 
  STEP UP NOW! 
  HMM... 
  HMM. 
  CHIQUON, GET OUT HERE 
  AND DO YOUR STUFF. 
  >> UHH... OH! 
  THIS STUPID DRESS, 
  IT'S WAY TOO HEAVY! 
  >> OH! 
  WHAT AN ENTRANCE. 
  CAN I JUST GO HOME NOW? 
  >> (Serena) 
  THE PARTY'S JUST STARTING! 
  >> AWW... 
  >> YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW UP, 
  MAKE TROUBLE, AND THEN LEAVE 
  BEFORE THE CLOCK 
  CHIMES MIDNIGHT. 
  IT'S RUDE! 
  >> BESIDES, 
  YOU'RE NO CINDERELLA. 
  >> YOU'RE JUST A CLASSLESS 
  PARTY CRASHER. 
  >> EVERYTHING WAS JUST FINE 
  UNTIL YOUR WICKEDNESS DISRUPTED 
  THIS HAPPY OCCASION. 
  BUT WICKED NEVER WINS, JUST LIKE 
  THE STORIES OF SNOW WHITE 
  AND SLEEPING BEAUTY. 
  >> EVIL'S THE LOSER IN 
  CINDERELLA, SNOW WHITE, 
  AND WHAT ELSE? 
  >> IN ALL OF THEM! 
  >> (chuckling) 
  >> WE WILL PUNISH YOU! 
  >> OH, I'M GETTING 
  A TERRIBLE MIGRAINE. 
  >> THIS ISN'T 
  A PURE HEART CRYSTAL. 
  >> DID YOU HEAR THAT? 
  I GUESS YOU FAILED 
  MISERABLY AGAIN. 
  >> THIS WASN'T EXACTLY 
  MY MISTAKE. 
  CHIQUON! 
  >> READY! 
  >>> AHH! 
  >> LAST TO ARRIVE 
  AND FIRST TO LEAVE. 
  >> THE WALTZ... 
  ONE... 
  TWO... 
  THREE! 
  >>> (screaming) 
  >> WHOA! 
  UHH! 
  >>> SAILOR MOON! 
  >> CARE TO DANCE? 
  >> HA! 
  SURE, I'LL DANCE WITH YOU. 
  >> WORLD... SHAKING! 
  (whooshing) 
  >> UHHH! 
  (kaboom) 
  >> SAILOR URANUS! 
  >> SHE WAS SO PATHETICALLY 
  OUT OF STEP. 
  >> SO LONG FOR NOW. 
  >> I'M BACK! 
  >> IT'S COME BACK TO LIFE! 
  >> THE PEST! 
  >> (gasping) 
  CHIQUON, MUSIC! 
  HAVE A NICE, WICKED WALTZ! 
  (laughing) 
  () 
  >>> (screeching) 
  >> WHAT IS THIS, 
  YOU UGLY TOE-DEVILLED HAS-BEEN? 
  UHH, OOH, AHH! 
  YOU'RE AT THE BOTTOM OF 
  THE SCALE. 
  YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING 
  ABOUT MUSIC. 
  FOR ONE THING, ISN'T SUPPOSED TO 
  BE ENJOYABLE AND EASY ON EARS. 
  >> FINE, I HAVE 
  A LITTLE REPERTOIRE FOR YOU. 
  NOT TO WORRY: 
  I SHALL SERENADE YOU 
  WITH ONE OF MY OLD FAVOURITES. 
  YODEL OF DISASTER! 
  (screeching) 
  >> CAN'T BREATHE! 
  >> WHAT'S THAT HORRIBLE RACKET? 
  >> HA HA, 
  THIS PITCH WILL STIMULATE 
  YOUR SIMPLE NERVES AND BRAINS 
  AND WILL EVENTUALLY DESTROY 
  YOU HUMANS. 
  HOW DARE YOU! 
  >> THE PURPOSE OF MUSIC 
  IS TO GIVE PLEASURE, 
  NOT TO GIVE PAIN. 
  >>> THANK YOU, TUXEDO MASK! 
  >> I WON'T TOLERATE ANYONE 
  WHO DARES TO MOCK 
  THE FINE ART OF MUSIC. 
  >> WHY YOU POMPOUS PIRATE! 
  >> HUH! 
  >> OH, NO! 
  THAT WAS MY LAST WEAPON. 
  >> SILENCE THIS FREAK, 
  SAILOR MOON! 
  >> OKAY! 
  () 
   DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO 
   SAILOR MOON, SAILOR MOON... 
  MOON... 
  SPIRAL... 
  HEART... 
  ATTACK! 
   SAILOR MOON  
  >> OH, I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE 
  PRACTISED A LITTLE BIT MORE! 
  WAHHHH! 
  (screeching) 
  (zapping) 
  (whooshing) 
   (strings playing)  
  >> DID I MISS ANYTHING? 
  HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP? 
  >> OH, BELIEVE ME, 
  YOU DIDN'T MISS A THING. 
  >>> HUH... 
  >> OH, THEY LOOK SO HAPPY. 
  >> I WISH I COULD WALTZ! 
  >> OH, YEAH, WHERE'S AMARA? 
  THERE'S STILL TIME 
  FOR HER TO TEACH US! 
  >> OKAY, BUT WHO GOES FIRST? 
  >> OH, NO, NOT AGAIN. 
  >> (Michelle) 
  HAVING HOPE FOR A PEACEFUL 
  AND GOOD FUTURE, 
  AND ENTRUSTING THAT DREAM TO 
  THE NEXT GENERATION IS AN IDEA 
  I REALLY HADN'T THOUGH OF. 
  >> AND MAYBE NOBODY'S DREAMS 
  WILL BE REALIZED. 
  THE DEADLY SILENCE IS 
  DRAWING TOO NEAR. 
  WE MUST FIND THOSE CRYSTALS 
  TO ENSURE THE LEGACY OF 
  PEOPLE'S HOPES AND DREAMS. 
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