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If you take an
Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become
disoriented?
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If people from
Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called
"Holes?
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Why are a wise
man and a wise guy opposites?
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Why do overlook
and oversee mean opposite things?
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If horrific means
to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible
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Why isn't 11
pronounced onety one? >
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Do infants enjoy
infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? >
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Why is a person
who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car
not called a racist? >
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If a pig loses
its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Why do women wear
evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
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If love is blind,
why is lingerie so popular?
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When someone asks
you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in,
what happens to the other penny?
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Why is the man
who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why do croutons
come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with
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If you mixed
vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philips
Screwdriver?
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Why do we say
something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?
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"I am"
is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.Could it be
that "I do" is the longest sentence?
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If lawyers are
disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can
be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree
surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
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Do Roman
paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
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Why is it that if
someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will
believe them, but if they tell you that a wall has wet paint you will have
to touch it to be sure
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If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty
litter?
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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come
from?
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the
box?
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When a cow laughs, does milk come up its nose?
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Why do they put Braille on the number pads of
drive-through bank machines?
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How did a fool and his money ever GET together?
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If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on
the pan?
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How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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What's another word for thesaurus?
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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream
container?
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they
taste funny?
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Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't
caught yet?
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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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Does fuzzy logic tickle?
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Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
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Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at
the Special Olympics?
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Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
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If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?