The Page
This page...
(Click here)
Is a disgrace to HTML
Is an insult to internet surfers everywhere
Is kinda boring, except for the guestbook
Is kinda boring, except for the stories
Is kinda boring, no exceptions
Is pretty good, despite it's creator's insanity
Is pretty good, because of it's creator's insanity
Liked the stories, liked the guestbook, really liked the author (wink)
All it needs is a link to my page
You took a whole year, and this is the result?
Love the frames
Hate the frames
Frames? I can't see frames!
Took too long to download
Didn't take long enough to download (Yeah, when has that ever happened?)
The man who made this page...
(Click here!)
Is God's gift to HTML
Is a great looking guy along with being God's gift to HTML
Is a bit conceited
Is really conceited
Is conceited bordering on autism
Actually seems to know what he is doing
What do you mean man? There's a woman behind every successful man!
He's not successful, so there aren't any women involved
There aren't any women involved, so he's not successful
Is waaaaay too easily amused by fill-in forms
Is not easily enough amused by fill-in forms
Put a lot of thought into this guestbook (yeah, right)
As diverse as these options are, they don't quite explain it.
I didn't read the story! Oh, wait, that doesn't apply here.
I give up!
The Stories
First, did you read the any of the stories?
(Click Here...)
One or two stories.
About half of the stories.
Every last one of them!
None! Are you happy now?
None, but I'll be back for more!
"Denor's Story"
(Click here...)
Excellent!
Pretty good.
Okay, I guess.
It wasn't very good.
I hated it!!!
I didn't read the story.
"The Summoned"
(Click here...)
It rocked!
I'm giving you this lower rating because you used the word 'rocked'
I'm just giving you a lower rating than 'It rocked'
It's acceptable
It's kinda.... bad.
No offense buddy, but it sucked.
I SAID, I didn't read the story
"Countess"
(This way)
I love it!
I like it!
I'm ambivalent toward it!
I dislike it!
I loathe it!
I didn't read it!
"Cataclysm"
(Should I click here or something?)
Four stars (That's '****')
Three stars ('***')
Two stars ('**')
One star ('*')
No stars ('')
Negative stars (don't ask)
"The Onyx"
(El clicko)
Very good! - You felt this story was involving and excellent.
Okay - You enjoyed the story.
Neutral - You're not quite sure how you felt about it.
Bad - You didn't really like the experience.
Horrid - You hate stories told in the second person.
"The Spire"
(And it is written, one shall click here)
Center of my universe - the greatest thing ever written.
Near Zone of my universe - It was pretty good.
Habitable Zone of my universe - Not one way or the other.
Slow Zone of my universe - Too far away from 'interesting'
The Void - it just sucks that bad.
"Nemesis"
(Press the mouse button here!)
Top of the line!
Upper area of the line!
Right in the middle of the line!
Lower part of the line!
Bottom o' the line!
"The Driven Machine"
(The worlds converge here)
Clear
Slightly clouded
Murky
Occluded
Dark
"Core"
(Click here to begin)
Highly rated
Rated well
It is undecided
Rated poorly
It fails, in all respects
The Short Stories
(Click! HERE!)
Really Kickin'
Just Kickin'
Just Sittin' there
Fallin' asleep
Lapsin' into a coma
I didn't read the story! What don't you understand about that?!
Rebels
(If someone forgets to click here one more time, I'm going to have a breakdown)
Two thums up
One thumb up, one sideways
Both thumbs sideways
One thumb sideways, one down
Two thumbs down
I don't need my thumbs! I'll go cut them off? Why? I didn't read it!
The sections of the stories need to be:
(Guess.)
A lot longer
Longer
Don't touch them! They're fine!
Shorter
A lot shorter
For the love of God, pay attention!!! I... DID... NOT... READ... THE... STORY!
Enough about me! Let's talk about you!
So, what's your name? Where could I email you? You got a homepage? So, come here often?
(Don't click here. Click ***HERE*** instead.)
Every waking moment of my life!
Once a week, to look at the new stuff
Once a month or so
Once every 10,000 years should just about do it.
This is my first time here, but I plan on it!
This is my first time here, and you've done a great job of scaring me away.
Read any good books lately?
(Clickety clickety click.)
Yes, and they're all by you!
Yes, and none of them are by you!
No, and that's because they're all by you!
You have books?
Are you trying to pick me up?
A guestbook is no place to pick someone up.
A guestbook is a great place to pick someone up.
I'm appalled at your actions! How dare you try to pick me up!
I'm impressed at your actions! I like being picked up by strange men in stranger guestbooks.
Besides, I'm a guy.
And I'm not a guy!
Okay, I'll stop hitting on you now. How did you end up here?
(Here! Over here!)
The person who made it told me to come here.
Stopped by for the second (or third, or fourth) time.
Word of mouth.
Referred by Lpage.
Saw the Linkexchange banner and decided to come anyway.
Saw the Geocities banner and decided to come anyway.
A popular search engine told me you were here.
A virtually unknown search engine told me you were here.
Saw the address written on the bathroom wall.
The all-inclusive 'Other'
What do you think about the recent additions to the page?
(...ereH kcilC)
They're cool!
They're slightly less than cool.
They're not very cool.
They are the complete opposite of cool.
I wouldn't know, I can't see your additions, we don't all have a Pentium, Netscape 9.3, and a T3 line!
What recent additions? You haven't updated this page in weeks!
Other
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