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FRIENDS II
A FRIEND IS A TREASURE
A friend is someone we turn to
When our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
For our friendship is a gift,
A friend is someone who fills our lives
With beauty, joy, and grace
And makes the world we live in
A better and happier place.
W H A T ' S T H E
D I F F E R E N C E ?
A little "f" friend:
identifies themselves when they
call.
A big "F" Friend:
doesn't have to.
A little "f" friend:
opens a conversation with
a full news bulletin on they're life.
A big "F" Friend:
says, "What's new with you?"
A little "f" friend:
thinks the problems you
whine about are recent.
A big "F" Friend:
says, "You've been whining
about the same thing for 14 years.
Get off your duff and do something
about it."
A little "f" friend:
has never seen you cry.
A big "F" Friend:
has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A little "f" friend:
doesn't know your parent's first names.
A big "F" Friend:
has your parent's phone numbers in
they're address book.
A little "f" friend:
knows almost nothing about your family.
A big "F" Friend:
knows the medical history, dietary habits
and marital troubles of everyone on your
tree.
A little "f" friend:
brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A big "F" Friend:
comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean.
A little "f" friend:
calls you at 10 p.m. just to chat.
A big "F" Friend:
knows you hate to be called after 9 p.m.
A little "f" friend:
wonders about your romantic history.
A big "F" Friend:
could blackmail you with it.
A little "f" friend:
when visiting, they act like a guest. (\/)
A big "F" Friend:
when visiting, they open your refigerator,
put they're feet on the sofa, talks back
to your spouse and reprimands your children.
A little "f" friend:
thinks the friendship is over when you argue.
A big "F" Friend:
knows that a friendship's not a friendship
until you've had a fight
To all my little "f" Frenz and my big "F" Frenz!
I am thankful for all of you. Someone is thinking
of you and
SMILING!!!
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