What To Do With Her ?
By Didi
As she stood there alone in the dark,
The snot poured fom her nose.
As she shivered and withered there in the cold.
Her coat was tattered and torn,
she looked so pathetic and forlorn,
Her nylons had runs and holes.
I could not help but feel sorry for the old gal,
She was so thin and mal.
She was so hungry said she,
that she could eat the back-end of a cow.
Now that is pretty hungry you see.
It doen't appeal to me.
To eat raw meat is not a treat.
It is just not the proper thing to do.
But I guess if one is hungry and cold,
Anything will go.
But not for me.
So I bundled her up,
gave her a hot cup.
Of lizard tea.
TEE HEE -HEE HEE!!
Thats what friends are for.
To make you suffer just a little more.
She kissed me on the MOUTH! YUK.YUK!!
Full of slobbers and goo.
Then whispered a faint little,"I love you!"
Well this was just too much.
I took that little old cold ragged lady,
Rolled her up into a sleeping bag.
Rolled her down the hill toward the
Bread Of Life Mission.
Said,"Cooney can take care of you!"
When she got there, he threw his hands up in the air,
Then bent down and rolled her back up the hill to me.
I don't want a woman with a nose full of snot.
She is your problem,like it or not. YUK.Yuk!"
With her once again I was stuck.
So I just rolled her up and took her to my home.
Put her in the bath-tub.And gave her a rub a dub.dub.
Soaked her in oil,til her blood begin to boil.
When I saw the smoke begin to coil.
I knew she was done.
Then ate her up.
Because you see I am a cannibal.
And that is what cannibals do the best.
DIDI