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Cybergranny's Chew The Rag Room
A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note a window was something you hated to clean And ram was the cousin of a goat
Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes
An application was for employment a program was a TV show a cursor used profanity a keyboard was a piano
Memory was something that you lost with age a cd was a bank account and if you had a 3 1/2" floppy you hoped nobody found out
Compress was something you did to the garbage not something you did to a file and if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while
Log on was adding wood to the fire hard drive was a long trip on the road a mouse pad was where a mouse lived and a backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife paste you did with glue a web was a spider's home and a virus was the flu
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead
Darlin! We older folks have some things you have to suffer through to grasp the meaning of this 'ol life!!
It's mixed with bloopers to rival the ones on TV. It's falling flat on your face and getting up again to try another angle.
It's saying "I was wrong, how can I rectify it??" Its missing your kids and/or grands and or thankful you never had any!
Oh my, the changes since the 30's and 40,s and LOOK!! We are now cyber -grands!! I for one,am still 16...LOL
HA HA! You people that are feeling lost, get with the program, and see the world while sitting on you tired, broadened rears! Lets go!! You do not wait until you end up like this dude do you???
Another thing to do is meet other people with things in common with yourself. Therefore you will find the "Grandparents Ring" right below. Also, there is, the 55+ Ring. Nice folks, WONDERFUL pages. Take a look see.
First thing you do is take a pill everyday. The medicine is called the "surfing capsule" If you are addicted, you take one Anachat Capsule 3 times a day. Somewhere, there is a middle ground, I think?? LOL
The second thing you do is download and talk to nameless faces. You know with your friends on earth you can luv em or leave em, BUT in cyber world you can reboot them and poof they are gone......neat huh?? But don't boot the Sexy Seniors that arrive through their Ring below!! LOL
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