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Some of my
favorite quotes
In other words, do not send me your favorite quotes to
include on this page. Get your own web site.
(These are from memory - I'll double check them first chance I get.)
- "Maude! Al! If those hamburgers are ruined, I
won't be responsible!" --Floyd (really needs the visual of Floyd
hiking up his pants to be complete)
- "Boy, giraffes are selfish." --Barn
- "Pigs been in here too, Pa?" --Ope
- "She's an eight-cylinder... She'll take eight." --Gome
- "" --Mr. Schwump
- "Creechture?! Who you callin' a creechture?!" --Ernest
T.
- "I cain't hep it, I cain't hep it." --Anj
- "I need to get out of the house more often." --Aunt Bee
- "Fly a quail through here and every one of 'em would
point." --Barn, illustrating his point that all the women at Mrs.
Wiley's party are dogs
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These are a few Contradictions
- Barney has 3 middle names: P., Milton, and Oliver.
- Miss Clara Edwards is also called Mrs. Clara Johnson and Bertha.
- Goober Pyle's last name was Beasley once (as were a bunch of other people).
- Floyd Lawson's last name was Colby once.
- The Taylor house has 3 different addresses: 14 Maple, 24 Elm, and 332 Maple.
- Sometimes Floyd has a wife and son. Sometimes he is a widower with
no children.
- Distances to Mt. Pilot: 12 miles, an hour's drive, a 30-minute drive.
- Distances to Raleigh: 50 or 60 miles. But it once took Emmett 5
hours to drive home from Raleigh.
- Goober locks up the station at 6:00PM, but the sign says it opens at
7:00AM and closes at 7:00PM.
- The squad car's license plate is DC-269 in one episode instead of JL-327.
- Anj and Barn graduated from Mayberry Union High in both '45 and '48.
- It's also called Mayberry Central High.
- Oh, and as Randy
Everette points out, if they graduated in either of those years, then
how did they manage to see active European duty in WW II (Barn killed
Germans and Anj learned French when he was over there during the war)?
- Sometimes Aunt Bee cooks her rib roast at 300 degrees and somtimes at 350.
- The easternmost north window in the courthouse seemed to have moved a
few feet to the east at some point.
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