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Space Corps Directive #349
Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights.
Space Corps Directive #723
Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon.
Space Corps Directive #1742
No member of the Corps should ever report for active duty in a ginger toupee
Space Corps Directive #34124
No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity
All nations agreement article number 39436175880932/B.
All nations attending the conference are only allocated one parking space.
