SANTA ON LINE
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
EVERYONE WAS SLEEPING
INCLUDING MY SPOUSE
EVERYONE WAS SLEEPING
INCLUDING MY SPOUSE
I CREPT OUT OF BED
DIDN'T TURN ON THE LIGHT
THIS WILL BE FUN
I WILL HAVE A GOODNIGHT
THIS WILL BE FUN
I WILL HAVE A GOODNIGHT
I WAS SO CAREFUL NOT TO MAKE A SOUND
SNUCK TO MY COMPUTER, AND SAT MY SELF DOWN
MADE SURE THAT THE SOUND WAS TURNED REAL LOW
DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE ANY ONE BY THE AH OH
MADE SURE THAT THE SOUND WAS TURNED REAL LOW
DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE ANY ONE BY THE AH OH
I GOT ON LINE, AND WAS HAVING FUN
GEE, THIS COMPUTER IS OLD, I NEED A NEW ONE
WHEN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE, THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER
I JUMPPED FROM MY CHAIR, TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER
WHEN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE, THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER
I JUMPPED FROM MY CHAIR, TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER
I RAN TO THE FRONT ROOM.... AND OPENED THE DOOR
AND THERE STOOD SANTA.....CUSSING A 4X4!!!!
I SAID "WOW!!!! WHERE IS THE RAINDEER AND SLED!!!!
HE ANSWERED, "NO SNOW, HAD TO BRING THIS INSTEAD"
I SAID "WOW!!!! WHERE IS THE RAINDEER AND SLED!!!!
HE ANSWERED, "NO SNOW, HAD TO BRING THIS INSTEAD"
I HEARD HIM SAY, "AS HARD AS I TRY
I CAN'T GET THIS DAMN TRUCK TO FLY"!!!!!
I WAS LAUGHING, SO I ASKED HIM IN
OFFERD HIM HOT CHOCOLATE, BUT HE ASKED FOR A GIN
I WAS LAUGHING, SO I ASKED HIM IN
OFFERD HIM HOT CHOCOLATE, BUT HE ASKED FOR A GIN
HE LOOKED AT THE COMPUTER,AND SAID "WHATS IN THERE"?
I SAID "HERE SANTA", SIT IN MY CHAIR"
SOON HE WAS LAUGHING AND TALKING TO ALL
SANTA WAS ADDICTED, AND HAVING A BALL
SOON HE WAS LAUGHING AND TALKING TO ALL
SANTA WAS ADDICTED, AND HAVING A BALL
HE WAS CLICKING SO FAST, THE PUTER DID CRASH
I ROLLED ON THE FLOOR AND LAUGHED OFF MY ASS
HE FINALLY GOT UP, SOMETIME BEFORE DAWN
AND SAID ITS BEEN FUN, BUT I MUST MOVE ALONG
HE FINALLY GOT UP, SOMETIME BEFORE DAWN
AND SAID ITS BEEN FUN, BUT I MUST MOVE ALONG
I OPENED THE DOOR AND TOLD HIM GOODBY
BUT LOOKED AT THE LAWN WITH TOTAL SURPRISE
I BLINKED MY EYES, BUT IT WAS STILL CLEAR
THERE ON MY LAWN, WERE EIGHT REINDEER
I BLINKED MY EYES, BUT IT WAS STILL CLEAR
THERE ON MY LAWN, WERE EIGHT REINDEER
I GLANCED AT SANTA, WITH A PUZZLED LOOK,
SANTA JUST LAUGHED, AND HIS BELLY IT SHOOK
HE LOOKED AT ME, WITH A BIG HO HO
RUDOLPH WILL TEACH THIS TRUCK HOW TO GO
HE LOOKED AT ME, WITH A BIG HO HO
RUDOLPH WILL TEACH THIS TRUCK HOW TO GO
HE HOOKED THE REINDEER UP TO THE TRUCK
WINKED AT ME, AND SAID LOTS OF LUCK
COME ON YOU GUYS, LETS GET ON THE BALL
AWAY WENT THE REINDEER, SANTA, TRUCK AND ALL
COME ON YOU GUYS, LETS GET ON THE BALL
AWAY WENT THE REINDEER, SANTA, TRUCK AND ALL
BUT I HEARD HIM SAY, AS AWAY HE FLEW
MERRY CRISTMAS, AND THANKS FOR TEACHING ME ICQ
THE KIDS WERE UP EARLY, TO SEE WHAT THEY HAD
SANTA BROUGHT LOTS, SO THEY WERE NOT BAD
THE KIDS WERE UP EARLY, TO SEE WHAT THEY HAD
SANTA BROUGHT LOTS, SO THEY WERE NOT BAD
I NOTICED A BOX, UNDER THE TREE
WRAPPED REAL PRETTY, AND IT WAS FOR ME
I OPENED IT UP, AND TO MY SURPRISE
A NICE NEW COMPUTER, WITH 40 GIGS OF HARD DRIVE
I OPENED IT UP, AND TO MY SURPRISE
A NICE NEW COMPUTER, WITH 40 GIGS OF HARD DRIVE
I WAS SO EXCITED AS I KISSED MY SPOUSE
GEE, THIS IS GREAT!! AND NO TAIL ON THE MOUSE ...
HE TURNED KIND OF WHITE,.AS HE LOOKED AT ME
THE PRESENT HE BOUGHT, WAS STILL UNDER THE TREE
HE TURNED KIND OF WHITE,.AS HE LOOKED AT ME
THE PRESENT HE BOUGHT, WAS STILL UNDER THE TREE
WELL, I HOOKED IT ALL UP, AND WENT ON LINE
WOW THIS IS GREAT IT HAS ICQ 99!!!!!!
THEN THE SCREEN SAVER CAME ON, A SCROLLING MARQUE
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! FROM SANTA, HAD FUN DIDN'T WE"
THEN THE SCREEN SAVER CAME ON, A SCROLLING MARQUE
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! FROM SANTA, HAD FUN DIDN'T WE"
OLD SANTA HAD TO RUSH TO GET THINGS DONE
BUT NOW I AM BACK ON THE PUTER HAVING FUN
NOW HURRY CHILD, GET YOUR WORK DONE ON TIME
SANTA IS PLAYING AND WILL SEE YOU ON LINE
NOW HURRY CHILD, GET YOUR WORK DONE ON TIME
SANTA IS PLAYING AND WILL SEE YOU ON LINE
IT SAID MERRY CHRISTMAS, GO DO WHAT YOU DO
AND SANTA WILL MEET YOU HERE ON ICQ
THAT WAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS IN ALL TIME
THE NIGHT I TOUGHT SANTA TO GO On LINE
THAT WAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS IN ALL TIME
THE NIGHT I TOUGHT SANTA TO GO On LINE
Written by Patches(Adreanna Kaye Logan)
