Joxer the Mighty
My Version
by Christie D.
Joxer the Mighty!
Afraid of Aphrodite!
All his songs make me sick!
About Gabrielle and her little stick!
Seeing him coming through the mist!
A disgusted look, they can't resist!
For, this man they doth dispise!
Making Xena roll her eyes!
For he's Joxer--
Joxer the Mighty!
Running away from
everything!
Oh, please don't make him sing!
Standing up to men, then turning to flee.
With Joxer, there's no guarantee!
What's with all the kitchen wear?
He wonders why everybody stare!
He thinks they're admiring his bravery!
When will he return to reality!
For he's Joxer--
Joxer the Mighty!!!
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