Whatever became of Joseph? Has anyone heard a thing? Oh, for glory he longed Now his memory's gone So now he'll never be King

Once a fiery passionate spirit But now when he fights he must clear it Second rate is a hard role to play When they won't even allow you to slay!

We must protest this treatment, Joseph Says each comic book reader! As he once said to Professor X: "Charles, you are our leader!"

Whatever became of you Joseph? We miss you so tell us please Yes, you're buff! Are you tough? Haven't you had enough Of being treated like sleaze?

Does Joseph, recalling when he was Magnus Say, "This cannot be just; after Rogue I do lust!" Do you dream about staging a coup? Oh, Joseph what happened to you?

The End!