CHORUS Lie, lie, lie! ETC!!
Asking free beer and expenses I go looking for a gig But I get no offers! Just a come on from Gambit Down at the Hideaway! I do declare There were times when I was so desperate I stole some lyrics there!
CHORUS Lay, lay, lay! ETC!!
Now, I am just a scribbler And my friends all say to me I have squandered my resources On my songs so filled with laughter Such are Parodies! All lies in jest The X-Books are my inspiration Yes, Magnus and the rest!
CHORUS Hey, hey, hey! ETC!
The End!