LEADFINGERS LITES
By: Dannell Lites
To The Tune Of: "The Boxer" by Simon And Garfunkel
Oh, I am Leadfingers Lites And my story's seldom told! Yes, I massacre filk music With three feet of fretted shitboard and a capo! I take requests! And I do the ones with just two chords and disregard the rest!

CHORUS Lie, lie, lie! ETC!!

Asking free beer and expenses I go looking for a gig But I get no offers! Just a come on from Gambit Down at the Hideaway! I do declare There were times when I was so desperate I stole some lyrics there!

CHORUS Lay, lay, lay! ETC!!

Now, I am just a scribbler And my friends all say to me I have squandered my resources On my songs so filled with laughter Such are Parodies! All lies in jest The X-Books are my inspiration Yes, Magnus and the rest!

CHORUS Hey, hey, hey! ETC!

The End!