Xavier's X-Men! By Dannell Lites To The Tune Of: "Armour Hot Dog Jingle"

X-Men! Xavier's X-Men! What kind of guys are Xavier's X-Men? Cajuns, Morlocks; Guys with six foot wings, Accountants, scientists One eyed guys who angst and blast things! It's a new trend, they're all X-Men! They're all so Uncanny! The End!