*****ATTENTION*****

It has been brought to our attention that Webtv's have been causing alot of stress in some peoples' relationships. Divorces have even accured do to a Webtv unit being present in the household. We at Web Stress Management Group or W.S.M.G., have been working feverishly on solving this problem. We have had a team of experts working day and night to solve this dilema. If you suffer from one or more of the following symptoms, situations or addictions then we may have the answers to your problems.

SITUATIONS

1. Is the telephone now your worst enemy?

2. Are you woke up to a spouse saying "Are coming to bed tonight?"

3. Are you easily frustrated at people walking in front of your keyboard or when your keyboard doesnt type all the letters out?

4. Do you go through more then 3 bottles of visine a month?

5. Do you break out in a cold sweat when your web takes more then 5 minutes to load your favorite chat room?

6. Have you learned the location of the view button for those quick cover-ups from the spouse?

7. When your friends say "I tried to call but your phone was busy." Do you tell them it must have been off the hook?

8. Is your Web the first thing listed in the custody suit?

9. Are there keys on your keyboard worn smooth?

If any or all of these fit you, you may need to seek our help. We have devised a plan that will help lower the stress in your relationship and cure you of your addiction to Webtv.