Two Perfect Statues





For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced   each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from   Heaven.
        "You`ve been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that   I`m going to give you a special gift.
I`m going to bring you both   to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you   want."
With a clap of his hands, the angel brought the   statues to life.
        The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for   the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling,   laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two   statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
        "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking   knowingly.
        Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male   statue and said, "Great! Only this time YOU hold the pigeon down   and I`ll shit on its head."