| Spock | I'm not Spock. |
| Spock | Spock I am. |
| McCoy | That Spock I am. That Spock I am. That fascinating Spock I am. |
| Spock | How about these Vulcan hands? |
| McCoy | They sure did help us Spock I am. |
| Spock | Romulans fooled with fake death grip. |
| McCoy | They helped us cloak our great Starship. |
| Spock | Restrained at times through lots of lip? |
| McCoy | They let me jab and share a quip. |
| McCoy | So how about those Vulcan hands? They sure did help us Spock I am. |
| Spock | Mindmeld saved us many a time. |
| Spock | When nothing else had reason or rhyme. |
| McCoy | Recalling things one hand would do, but some crazed men required two. |
| McCoy | They helped us cloak our great Starship. They let me jab and share a quip. |
| McCoy | So how about those Vulcan hands? They sure did help us Spock I am. |
| Spock | Neckpinch helped us also, true? |
| Spock | Saved the lives of many crew. |
| McCoy | Loss of live was mitigated. While the goal was satiated. |
| McCoy | Recalling things one hand would do, but some crazed men required two. |
| McCoy | They helped us cloak our great Starship. They let me jab and share a quip. |
| McCoy | So how about those Vulcan hands? They sure did help us Spock I am. |
| Spock | Friendly gesture, my hand raised. Peaceful people surely praised. |
| Spock | Painful, some have said it was. Not for me, a Vulcan 'cause. |
| McCoy | Long life and prosperity. For peace is not a rarity. |
| McCoy | Painful? Just for those who could. Do that hand sign any good. |
| McCoy | Loss of live was mitigated. While the goal was satiated. |
| McCoy | Recalling things one hand would do, but some crazed men required two. |
| McCoy | They helped us cloak our great Starship. They let me jab and share a quip. |
| McCoy | So how about those Vulcan hands? They sure did help us Spock I am. |
| McCoy | And they helped you, as some recall. When people thought you'd lost it all. |
| McCoy | Saved your life when burnt to cinder. I was there and do Remember. |
| McCoy | As I said awhile ago. You can't kill a computer. |
| Spock | Hey, you messed it up. It's supposed to be a rhyme. Logic clearly states... |
| McCoy | Oh, please, Spock. I'm sick to death of your logic... |
| Spock | Logic is the cement of our civilization... |
| McCoy | Yeah, yeah, yeah... |
Well, they almost didn't get into an argument. :)
Written by Curtis Fox