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From: Ann-Kathrin Kniggendorf <A-K.Kniggendorf@T-ONLINE.DE> Save Address Block Sender
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To: RANGER-L@LISTS.PSU.EDU
Subject: Really BAD News...
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1999 14:34:15 +0100
The bad news of the year:
HIGH SOCIETY NEWS
Announcement of wedding
Senator Wheiner and The Queen of the Crown
proudly announce their planned wedding on Friday, January 29.
The wedding reception will take place at the Orion's -- the most popular
music hall around the galaxy. Everybody - except Galaxy Rangers - are
welcome as wedding guests. There will be entertainment (Larry and the
Demons), a great magic show (of the magician at court: Mogul), and of
course an excellent barbecue (the steaks of fat Bovo 6 cattle were imported
from planet Prairie as grateful presents from Bovo Enterprises).
The happy couple hopes, that a lot of their guests will enjoy the
following psycho-crystallization...
As a comment:
It is known, that the former Mrs. Wheiner won't come to the wedding. The
rumors about this say, that she can't effort it because the bill of her
divorce lawyer exceed the capital of her ex-husband more than two
times...
TWO DAYS LATER
Top News:
Wedding of the year - CANCELLED
As our secret correspondent from Tortuna - Big-G - told us the wedding of
the year between Senator Wheiner and the Queen of the
Crown is cancelled.
It is said, that Senator Wheiner accused his bride of having secret
desires about one of his most dangerous enemies.
We regret to have to say that we haven't got an official comment from
the GRS5 (as specialists about Tortuna and the Queen).
But after we ask our questions we overheard a short dialog, of which
one sentence from Ranger Niko is remarkable enough to present it to you:
"...may dream about him, but she is never going to get him!"
As an official information from one of our biggest sponsors:
INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL do not refund already ordered trips to the Wedding
of the Year.