This is Mike Nelson. He's got a problem. He destroys worlds. He's very, very naughty.
Oh, and his face is huge.

Here are the poor, unfortunate planets that he's toasted.

Planetary Information Before After
Planet:
Earth
Population:
5,771,939,007
(July 1996 est.)
Method of Destruction:
Helped terminally stupid apes to activate neighbor's Holy Bomb
Survivors:
  • Pearl "Lawgiver" Forrester (Female Human)
  • Professor Bobo (Male Mountain Gorilla)
Planet:
Observer Planet
Population:
Well, it's hard to say, what with their having evolved beyond the need for physical bodies and all.
Method of Destruction:
Nanite Number 7 Special
Survivors:
Aparently, all of the Observers survived, but only one actually left the planet:
  • Observer (aka Brain Guy)
Planet:
Camp Battlezone
Population:
Ummm, just visiting, thanks.
Method of Destruction:
Baking Soda Bomb
Survivors:
Ummm, well, basically, everybody, I think. Except for the trees and stoats, of course.

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