Both were hospitalized with broken noses. The Sto-lu ambassador, Bork, also had a spear surgically removed from his ass.
Adalu Steven-so, the Galu UT ambassador, was flung from atop the three-story United Tribes building in the Galu capital when he tried to break up the fracas.
"Let them all whack each other to bits," Steven-so said later from his hospital bed. "They're animals."
Meanwhile, Galu Secretary of State Henre Kissing-Jo was forced to resign his post when a Galu evolution subcommittee ruled that he had come up from the Kro-lu before his Time.
"In fact, we're pretty sure he's still just a Band-lu," the subcommittee report concluded.
Kissing-Jo was immediately drafted by the Band-lu military and sent to the front.
(Filed by Elmo)
STO-LU BORDER -- Ahm go North. Ahm afraid to do, but boss-man editor
demand news of front. Ahm not afraid of war. Ahm afraid of ancient taboo. Ahm Bo-lu! Bo-lu!
But editor, ugly-one name Doug McClure, who no can act worth atis droppings, say Ahm go. So, Ahm pack lunch and go see war between Sto-lu and Band-lu.
Before Ahm get front, stop for lunch many times. Ahm not eat lunch. Ahm be lunch for thunder lizards. Ahm smart. Ahm run.
Ahm maybe find wife once, but she busy in pool making tadpoles, so Ahm keep go North, and think about time when Ahm just little tadpole swimming, swimming, swimming. Surprise Ahm never be lunch in those day. Best tadpole friend, Gunk, be lunch for bluegill once, then bluegill be lunch for atis, then atis be lunch for jo-oo. Is life in Caspak, cor sva jo.
At front, Ahm much impressed by advanced technology. Sto-lu fire-power appalling. Hatchets so much finer than club of Ahm. Sharp!
Spear of Band-lu probably spell doom of Caspak. Kill from distance, like bang-spear of Tyler. Ahm hit in backside and must sit down on soft-only grasses for two day.
Band-lu chief To-Jo give Ahm interview when see Ahm wear "Press" hat.
"President Clin-Tun of the Galu must not interfere with war," say To-Jo. "Band-lu strong! Kill Sto-lu, then kill Galu!"
Ahm ask To-Jo why have war with tribe cor sva jo.
"They is ugly," he say.
Ahm go home.
(Filed by Elmo.)