Come on in my friend,

and make yourself right at home.

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Welcome to all you lost souls, to the alcove of the Goblin's Lair. Below, you will find a menu of the contents of this wonderful place that I call my home on the web. Feel free to peruse where you may want to peruse. You can look and you can touch whatever you may please, but remember this... "You break it, you buy it." Also, I ask that you be out of here by closing time, lest you'll be locked inside with all the many dead souls who wander these hallways after the living have departed for the evening. Maps are available in every section, to make your perusing here a lot easier and to make your time spent herin more enjoyable. So have fun my friends, and be prepared to be mystified, as you set out on the journey of a lifetime. Also, on your way out, please stop by the guest registry, and leave a little note to me about your stay here, it'd be greatly appreciated. good luck, and happy hunting to all. Adieu....

One quick note for y'all. The little guy above is Harvey. He's the head of security for EBE Security here at this portion of Area51. So, please don't do anything rash or stupid, cause harvey can get mean. He's been known to abduct people and poke and prod them over their bodies, plus insert little communication devices in peoples heads, so they don't screw around anymore. So please, don't make Harvey mad, cause if he hurts you, I'm not liable.

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This page created on 11 February 1997. Last updated on 28 December 1997. This page hosted by Geocities.