<-Top 10 signs that you are a hopless, manic-depressive loser.->
10 - Your entire social life consists of going to the movies every few weeks, and the rest of your time is spent at work/school/home/all three.
9 - Your ultimate goal in life is to conquer the world and kill most of the people in your comunity.
8 - When you do manage to do something notable, it is ignored by the entire town and you get about 6 words of coverage in the local paper.
7 - You haven't got an e-mail through your private address in over 5 months. That is including junk mail and spam.
6 - Your sole purpose in life is to help someone pass a class.
5 - You have been rejected so many times you are beginning to lose count.
4 - People are constantly telling you to "Shut up. It isn't like that. Everything will work out".
3 - You end up proving those people wrong.
2 - People who were "certain to like you" now hate you and will go so far as to directly lie to you to stop you from talking to them.
1 - You can make a list like this from personal experience.
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